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I am almost sure it was bigbazza that started this whole thing:D
"Howard's available invasion force amounts to 50 hung-over blokes from a Brisbane pub and a brigade of assorted marsupials."
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D This is toooooo funny:D
http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_02_13_3356.php
That's pretty funny. Not as funny as thinking about Canada going to war with somebody, but it ranks up there. No offense to Aussies though.
I watched Crocodile Dundee. lol
I'm pretty sure Australian knife skills are much higher than ours.
That's pretty funny. Not as funny as thinking about Canada going to war with somebody, but it ranks up there. No offense to Aussies though.
Hey better watch out you YANKS were getting the "Snow Balls" all iced upLOL http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1692/snowballelficonjw0.gif http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4222/guntotingiconsj5.gif
That's pretty funny. Not as funny as thinking about Canada going to war with somebody, but it ranks up there. No offense to Aussies though.
I watched Crocodile Dundee. lol
I'm pretty sure Australian knife skills are much higher than ours.
America's invasion of Canada in 1812 failed on all three fronts. The "blustering, bullying, mountain laboring campaign," said a Federalist paper in Vermont, had produced nothing but "an unbroken series of disaster, defeat, disgrace, and ruin and death." Armies had surrendered at Detroit, Frenchtown, and Queenston; much of the Northwest had fallen into enemy hands; and no headway had been made against the British positions on the St. Lawrence. "The series of misfortunes," said Albert Gallatin, "exceeds all anticipations made even by those who had least confidence in our inexperienced officers and undisciplined men."
Yeah it was a long time ago, but we have to hold on to something.
:kissmy :D
augiedoggie
03-08-07, 17:45
Ehh, Canada wouldn't invade the US, we don't need anything they have.:)
[quote=padams;943962]That's pretty funny. Not as funny as thinking about Canada going to war with somebody, but it ranks up there. No offense to Aussies though.quote]
You're only nineteen. Shouldn't you be in Iraq?:D
You're only nineteen. Shouldn't you be in Iraq?:D
Ouch :major
. . . and a brigade of assorted marsupials
NEVER underestimate a marsupial . . . sneaky little devils! :p
Marines wouldn't accept me and neither would the army.........I found out I have two muscle diseases and they said I would die in basic training. When the recruiters found out about this, all the calls stopped and there was no chance for me to join any branch of the military so now I work on computers. If I was able to I'd be there right now.
I guess I should have said no offense to Aussies or Canadians. Is it true there isn't really a crime rate in Canada?
Marines wouldn't accept me and neither would the army.........I found out I have two muscle diseases and they said I would die in basic training. When the recruiters found out about this, all the calls stopped and there was no chance for me to join any branch of the military so now I work on computers. If I was able to I'd be there right now.
Fair enough.
And yes we have a crime rate.
Hey padams sorry to hear that you have some healthy issues, but as one who is over triple your age, you do not know how "Lucky" you are. Warfare is the most horrendous thing a person can go through, just ask any "Old" military man. Having said that I remember how I felt when I was your age.
Canada's "Crime Rate" is comparable to the U.S.A., actually the two countries are very much alike, but different, kinda like two brothers.
Take care Bro and remember this site has many different nationalities on it, and were all proud of our countries. So when someone says something we might feel puts down our country we can get a little "Testy", but most will just tease yea. Hey and watch out for those "Canadian" SnowballsLOL
viper_boy403
03-09-07, 00:42
to answer the original question: we'll kick ur @$$ :p i think our drunken hillbillies outnumber your drunken aussies :D
20 million + drunken hillbillies......god bless America!
From what i here, the crime rate in Canada dropped sharply when BC.G joined Majorgeeks.....:p
Ooooh, I guess there are no snowballs left for me old mate ;)
Regards..
Nitecrawler Look up, Looked way up........................... see that tiny dot way up there well thats your Snowball coming for yea mate. LOL
I think snowball fights bring the world together. It's the one time you get to throw something at someone as hard as you can and them not get mad. :D
Mada_Milty
03-09-07, 09:10
The U.S. needs to work on their target recognition systems, or we're all in a lot of trouble!
This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy
aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities
off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio
conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on
10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the
North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again,
divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND
LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE
ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES
NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
And I love this:
America's invasion of Canada in 1812 failed on all three fronts. The "blustering, bullying, mountain laboring campaign," said a Federalist paper in Vermont, had produced nothing but "an unbroken series of disaster, defeat, disgrace, and ruin and death." Armies had surrendered at Detroit, Frenchtown, and Queenston; much of the Northwest had fallen into enemy hands; and no headway had been made against the British positions on the St. Lawrence. "The series of misfortunes," said Albert Gallatin, "exceeds all anticipations made even by those who had least confidence in our inexperienced officers and undisciplined men."
Yeah it was a long time ago, but we have to hold on to something.
Has the U.S. EVER burned down our federal buildings? :D
I think snowball fights bring the world together. It's the one time you get to throw something at someone as hard as you can and them not get mad. :D
Depends on the colour of the snow ;)
Depends on the colour of the snow ;)
lol forgot about that one.
I see padams that your "Snowball" knowledge skills are slightly lacking Dude, see up here in the Great White North we have University Course's in "Snowballism" and your talking to a PHD of snowballs. See down "South" you guys may have a fight with guns, knives and other fancy things, but up here its "Snowballs" at fifty paces:major LOL LOL
LOL,I think the American general public are better tooled up than most armies:D
'Twern't me. :D
Anyhow we have too many troops in too many different countries, as it is.
The USA has already conquered OZ, and many other countries, with their culture, :D unfortunately for the conquered countries. ;)
Bazza
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I am almost sure it was bigbazza that started this whole thing:D
"Howard's available invasion force amounts to 50 hung-over blokes from a Brisbane pub and a brigade of assorted marsupials."
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D This is toooooo funny:D
http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_02_13_3356.php
Has the U.S. EVER burned down our federal buildings? :D
You know, that is how "The White House" got it's name. It was a big pile of ashes for awhile. ;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House
There is a common misconception that the term "The White House" wasn't used until after the War of 1812, when the mansion was burned and re-painted. However, the earliest evidence of the public calling it the "White House" was recorded in 1811, three years before the House was set on fire.
I just found it by accident :D
Oh well, we still torched it. :major
I kinda new it wasn't true but thanks for pointing out my ignorance. :neener
'Twern't me. :D
Anyhow we have too many troops in too many different countries, as it is.
The USA has already conquered OZ, and many other countries, with their culture, :D unfortunately for the conquered countries. ;)
Bazza
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Culture ?
Is that the backwards caps and clothing that doesnt fit ?
the Reality & Crime TV ?
Talentless celebrities and pointless 'music' ?
or the fast food and associated weight problems ?
Sorry, its all too sophisticated for most of us
Thats why we're invading, we're just bringing it all back roflmao
Oh well, we still torched it. :major
I kinda new it wasn't true but thanks for pointing out my ignorance. :neener
Now at parties in the twilight hours when when someone says the whitehouse is called the whitehouse because it was burned down once into ashes you can say "actually my friend that is a common misconception,the record shows the whithouse was called such years before it burned down" :D smart points roflmao
walter34payton2002
03-11-07, 06:41
Hey better watch out you YANKS were getting the "Snow Balls" all iced upLOL http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1692/snowballelficonjw0.gif http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/4222/guntotingiconsj5.gif
If you're not nice we will be forced to sell Canada.;) Eh!
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