Calltaker
05-16-08, 23:48
Thought you might all get a kick out of this.....
Linkage (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html) first
Here is Romeo's Monologue about Juliet as it was written:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
and translated...
BUT SOFT!11!1!111 WTF LOL WUT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BRAAKS
IT??!???!! OMG WTF LOL SI TEH 3AST AND JULEIT SI TEH SUN
ARIES!1!11! FARE SUN AND KIL TEH ANVIOS MON
WHO SI ALR3ADY SIK AND PAEL WIT GREIF
TAHT THOU HER MADE ART FAR MORA FARE THAN SHA
B NOT HAR MADE SINCE SHA SI ANVIOS
HER VESTAL LIEVRY SI BUT SIK AND GREN
AND NONE BUT FOLS DO WEAR IT CAST IT OF
IT!1!1! OMG WTF SI MAH LADY O IT SI MAH LOVE
O!11!1!1! WTF TAHT SHE KN3W SH3 WERE
SHE!11!1!1!1 SPEAKS Y3T SHE SAYS NOTHNG WUT OF TAHT
HER?!!??!! WTF LOL AYA DISCOURSAS I WIL ANSWER IMM 2 BOLD TIS NOT 2 M3 SHA SPEAKS
TWO OF TEH FAREEST STARS IN AL DA H3AEVN
HAVNG SOMA BUSIENS DO ANTREAT HER 3Y3S
2 TWINKLE IN THEYRE SPHER3S TIL THAY WUT!1111!1 IF H3R EYAS WER3 TH3RA TH3Y IN HER HEAD
TH3?!!?? WTF BRIGHTN3S OF HER CHEK WUD SHMA THOS3 STARS
AS DAYLIGHT DOTH A LMP HAR 3YES IN HEAEVN
WUD THROUGH TEH AREY R3GION STREM SO BRIGHT
TAHT BIRDS WUD SNG AND THINK IT WARE NOT NIGHT
SE!11!1!!! WTF HOW SH3 L3ANS HER CHEK UPON H3R HAND
O!11!1 OMG LOL TAHT I WARE A GLOVE UPON TAHT HAND
TAHT I MIGHT 2UCH TAHT CHEK!11!!
Enjoy...
~C
Linkage (http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html) first
Here is Romeo's Monologue about Juliet as it was written:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love!
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
and translated...
BUT SOFT!11!1!111 WTF LOL WUT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BRAAKS
IT??!???!! OMG WTF LOL SI TEH 3AST AND JULEIT SI TEH SUN
ARIES!1!11! FARE SUN AND KIL TEH ANVIOS MON
WHO SI ALR3ADY SIK AND PAEL WIT GREIF
TAHT THOU HER MADE ART FAR MORA FARE THAN SHA
B NOT HAR MADE SINCE SHA SI ANVIOS
HER VESTAL LIEVRY SI BUT SIK AND GREN
AND NONE BUT FOLS DO WEAR IT CAST IT OF
IT!1!1! OMG WTF SI MAH LADY O IT SI MAH LOVE
O!11!1!1! WTF TAHT SHE KN3W SH3 WERE
SHE!11!1!1!1 SPEAKS Y3T SHE SAYS NOTHNG WUT OF TAHT
HER?!!??!! WTF LOL AYA DISCOURSAS I WIL ANSWER IMM 2 BOLD TIS NOT 2 M3 SHA SPEAKS
TWO OF TEH FAREEST STARS IN AL DA H3AEVN
HAVNG SOMA BUSIENS DO ANTREAT HER 3Y3S
2 TWINKLE IN THEYRE SPHER3S TIL THAY WUT!1111!1 IF H3R EYAS WER3 TH3RA TH3Y IN HER HEAD
TH3?!!?? WTF BRIGHTN3S OF HER CHEK WUD SHMA THOS3 STARS
AS DAYLIGHT DOTH A LMP HAR 3YES IN HEAEVN
WUD THROUGH TEH AREY R3GION STREM SO BRIGHT
TAHT BIRDS WUD SNG AND THINK IT WARE NOT NIGHT
SE!11!1!!! WTF HOW SH3 L3ANS HER CHEK UPON H3R HAND
O!11!1 OMG LOL TAHT I WARE A GLOVE UPON TAHT HAND
TAHT I MIGHT 2UCH TAHT CHEK!11!!
Enjoy...
~C