Paris Hilton Fears Space Flight Will Be A One-Way Ticket

[star17]

Gawd, we can only hope...

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/paris%20fears%20space%20flight%20will%20be%20a%20one-way%20ticket_1084513

[Lev]

Shame it's a Virgin flight and not NASA huh? Then we could get it jimmy-rigged ;)

[star17]

That's about the only time you'll see Paris Hilton and Virgin in the same sentence. ;)

[Lev]

roflmao

[LauraR]

"With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"Like, duh. Like of course that's what would happen.rolleyes


How is it possible that a human being could possibly be dumber than a rock?

[Halo]

I will personally pay for her ticket!

[Rikky]

She's got the basics of relativity down she's just a little off with her Gamma scale:-D

[Horsey]

That's about the only time you'll see Paris Hilton and Virgin in the same sentence. ;)
Ouch! LOL