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Uh oh, if I have to get a job waiting tables in Arizona does that mean I won't make any money?
Derek A. NeighborsPhoenix7$70.26 / $0.00< 1% you cheap @uck read details (http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&id=13)
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Uh oh, if I have to get a job waiting tables in Arizona does that mean I won't make any money?
Derek A. NeighborsPhoenix7$70.26 / $0.00< 1% you cheap @uck read details (http://www.bitterwaitress.com/std/index.html?detail=1&id=13)
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LOL Not really we love to tip here in AZ
I wish I had the nerves to do what my friend does.
He puts down a 20 dollar bill on the table all in ones. IF he ever has to look around for the waiter. He will take a dollar off. If he runs out of tea Another dollar comes off. In short for everytime something is not to his liking a dollar comes off. I have witnessed this and you should see those waiters after about 5 bucks missing from the table:D:D:D
talk about sucking up after that.
LOL Not really we love to tip here in AZ
I wish I had the nerves to do what my friend does.
He puts down a 20 dollar bill on the table all in ones. IF he ever has to look around for the waiter. He will take a dollar off. If he runs out of tea Another dollar comes off. In short for everytime something is not to his liking a dollar comes off. I have witnessed this and you should see those waiters after about 5 bucks missing from the table:D:D:D
talk about sucking up after that.
lol... that would work pretty good...
has any waiter ever lost the whole tip? if so, please post the story... :D
lol... that would work pretty good...
has any waiter ever lost the whole tip? if so, please post the story... :D
Yeah, would like to hear it. :D
Yeah I have a story:D He does not care where the hell he goes to eat or who serves him.
Every wednesday after school at ASU we had this thing called Hooters wings night. We used to go to the one on mill avenue smack in the middle of tempe.
Well it just so happens this is the first time I see him do this and also the first time that we go to this hooters.
The hottest girl comes over and takes our order. We are talking one of those girls that make you wanna be better:D:D:D Now allow me to tell you this guy here is also a former grunt Marine like me. so he does not mess around. straight to the point and to hell-with-whoever-gets-mad-kind-of-behavior.
so to continue
I see him put down all this money on the table and I dont say anything I figure those who ask dumb questions usually get a smart *** answers so I let
it go. We order and the order takes a long time so I see him take a dollar out. I still not saying nothing neither is my other friend. (you guessed it another devildog except this one is a pogue not a grunt) so he is the subject of our conversation. he is a pogue and we are both grunts. needless to say we are picking on this guy pretty hard.
He looks around and another dollar comes off the stack. We both look at him and begin to really wonder but no questions yet. then he picks up his glass of tea (you know the big red cup the give you at hooters looks at it wiggles it in his hand. and then put it down. (of course the cup only has ice now) and another dollar comes off the stack. We were having a blast remembering all the stuff we used to do as Marines. and we continue to talk and talk. At that time South part used to come out at around 2200 so in between talking smack and drinking tea and eating wings. (the super hot of course) the dollars keep coming off. At this point we ask him what the hell his is doing and the whole story comes out. So now this is real fun. we look around and the pretty girl is somewhere over there by the rest of the girls. I guess she figured her looks alone would ger her a tip. Well the whole stack is now gone and she finally comes over. She refills the tea and I think she finally notices what is going on. TOOOOOO late:D:D:D:D
ME and this other guy are feeling pretty bad for this girl but this Marine is really hard up about not leaving a tip. so we did not.
this guy is hard core no tip to a half naked pretty girl. dang:D:D:D:D
After that we used to split the tip and the girls started to get the hang of it. If they wanted the whole 20 they were going to have to serve usD:D:D OH hell yeah it works. You should see us come in and be treated like Well Marines should be treated:D:D:D
WE no longer do the Hooters night but once a year on nov 10 (Marines Birthday) we go all out and go to a hooters and get the party going:D:D
Gheez, I woulda made a million by now on his system! ;)
Good link. I'm going to tell all the servers at work about this one! :D
btw, did anyone else see the abundance of famous names? Steve Martin, Madonna, Allen Iverson, Jennifer Lopez...Do you think those are real? :confused:
WE no longer do the Hooters night but once a year on nov 10 (Marines Birthday) we go all out and go to a hooters and get the party going:D:D
So where do you hang now? I haven't been to a good ball in quite some time. Just remember who you call for air suport before you start in on me ;)
So where do you hang now? I haven't been to a good ball in quite some time. Just remember who you call for air suport before you start in on me ;)
:D All my respect goes to the Airwingers:D
Grunts love airwingers. We will definately not talk smack about airwingers.
Airwingers are good:D:D
When we get together, we usually go to the pub (not turn tavern) but we do go the the pub and catch up on all the scuttlebutt:D Its funny how we never never ease off the Pogue:D:D I think its what brings us together that day. We look forward to messing with him. You see he was an Administrator, check writer, pencil pusher, gunnys coffee maker:D But when we first met him he called himself a combat typist:D:D LOL yeah right. what do you do beat the enemy with the keyboard:D
We also have a friend that sometimes comes along. He is another Pogue:D he tell us that he is a combat correspondent:D You should see the way we give it to those guys.
The funny thing is they cannot comeback with anything at all.
But Ariwingers well that's different. I saw what those crazy Marine pilots do in Iraq. To Marine Pilots close Air support means flying so low that you can actually see the pilot in the cockpit as they fly past you. I swear you could wave at those guys and see them wave back.
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