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and I have a question, how do I change my settings on here, I have noticed that the replies go in the order of who posted last, but I prefer to have the person who made the thread be on the top, so how do I change this, thanks;-)
CLick on the usercp link on the top left.. all the options you need are in there.
Welcome to the show man :D
Welcome to Majorgeeks.
Enjoy.
:)
First of all,, welcome :)
My screen shows the oldest post first,, oldest to newest. Is that what you want?
At the top of the page click where it says User CP, then click Edit Options, scroll down to thread options, and in Thread display mode,, choose Linear Oldest First. That should do it.
Darn,, KOBO beat me to it. He must be all cannoli hyper tonight. :D
First of all,, welcome :)
My screen shows the oldest post first,, oldest to newest. Is that what you want?
At the top of the page click where it says User CP, then click Edit Options, scroll down to thread options, and in Thread display mode,, choose Linear Oldest First. That should do it.
You're so technical.. let them work for it for once ;)
I too prefer to be on top................What? Huh? Never mind I misunderstood kid......How bout them Cowboys......They obviously don't prefer to be on top. ;)
Welcome Dande. :)
AAAhhhhhh thank you kind people's...and please dont make me work for anything, Im too lazy..oh another question also, can we post pics for sigs and I did put in an avatar, how come it isnt showing? Seriously, Im not this dumb, just never used this kind of message board, thanks;-)
AAAhhhhhh thank you kind people's...and please dont make me work for anything, Im too lazy..oh another question also, can we post pics for sigs and I did put in an avatar, how come it isnt showing? Seriously, Im not this dumb, just never used this kind of message board, thanks;-)
Sorry,, the resident moderator won't allow me to tell you. :D
Sorry,, the resident moderator won't allow me to tell you. :DOpen mouth..spill beans.. i'm too lazy to tell him, so you do it ;)
Sorry,, the resident moderator won't allow me to tell you. :D
damn you guys are tough, what if I give you an oreo, a double stuffed oreo?? hhhmmmm???
Open mouth..spill beans.. i'm too lazy to tell him, so you do it ;)
Nope. I been chastened enough tonight. Even if Dande gave me cookies,, I'd just sog 'em all up, crying so hard. :p
Nope. I been chastened enough tonight. Even if Dande gave me cookies,, I'd just sog 'em all up, crying so hard. :p
Well..ok then.
You can't put images or HTML into the sig because that's the way it is.. and that's all you need to know.
Nope. I been chastened enough tonight. Even if Dande gave me cookies,, I'd just sog 'em all up, crying so hard. :p
aaww I dont know you yet but here's a ((((HUG)))) now tell me;-)
aaww I dont know you yet but here's a ((((HUG)))) now tell me;-)
I like hugs :) :)
but,, I have to decline. Sorry.
Think of this as your MajorGeeks boot camp. It's tough, and grueling,, but when you learn things all on your own,, the satisfaction will be overwhelming!!! :D
Think of this as your MajorGeeks boot camp. It's tough, and grueling,, but when you learn things all on your own,, the satisfaction will be overwhelming!!! :DHmmm...Dande's 6 posts into her MG career. I think it's high time both sides of the Cannoli/Taco debate hit her with a barrage of pros and cons. :D
[edit: I see xflat's already on it. haha!! Doesn't take long at all! :D ]
Hmmm...Dande's 6 posts into her MG career. I think it's high time both sides of the Cannoli/Taco debate hit her with a barrage of pros and cons. :D
The taco bunch overwhelm the cannoli squad by so much,, I'll let the pastry puppies have first shot at her. :D
I did put in an avatar, how come it isnt showing? ;-)
Note: The maximum size of your custom image is 64 by 64 pixels or 7.8 KB (whichever is smaller).
Go back to your User CP & make the changes under Control Panel, Settings, Edit Avatar. ;)
Note: The maximum size of your custom image is 64 by 64 pixels or 7.8 KB (whichever is smaller).
Go back to your User CP & make the changes under Control Panel, Settings, Edit Avatar. ;)
Musky!!!! there you go ruining all the fun. Killjoy. ;) :p
The taco bunch overwhelm the cannoli squad by so much,, I'll let the pastry puppies have first shot at her. :DI just support the cannoli clan since tacos always give me gas...Plus I like to play devil's advocate occasionally.
MB what the hell???? I got him coming over too our side!!! Kodo has logged off and is under the bed,,,,,,jeeeeezzzzz.....and you a sod stomper.......
He is a she and.....well, let's say that I like hugs too. :p ;)
By the way Dande, Welcome to MG
You're so technical.. let them work for it for once ;)
kodo, some of us are missing the necassary brain chemicals to make these connections.....im trying prozac but it doesnt appear to be working !!! so be gentle on those of us that are 'innocent'.
welcome and aloha dande.
The taco bunch overwhelm the cannoli squad by so much,, I'll let the pastry puppies have first shot at her. :D
Dande, run, run like the wind! They are a taco-eating, cannolli (did I spell it wrong again?) throwing (huh, why not?) CULT. You will never win the debate, you will lose friends and be influenced by people.
Actually, we all love it here and you get insulted for free, right guys :p
@kodo welcome back, we missed the witty banter between you and the other old guys. :D
kodo, some of us are missing the necassary brain chemicals to make these connections.....im trying prozac but it doesnt appear to be working !!! so be gentle on those of us that are 'innocent'.
welcome and aloha dande.
Has anybody ever noticed how some people like to say how "slow, or uncomprehending" they are,, but with every post, everybody else can see how intelligernt they really are?????
Unlike myself,, who tries to sound like a Mensa topgun,, but comes across like a piece of celery with the IQ of a carrot???
Welcome to MG
OH just make sure that you pick tacos as the food of choice and everything will be alright.
:D:D:D
Has anybody ever noticed how some people like to say how "slow, or uncomprehending" they are,, but with every post, everybody else can see how intelligernt they really are?????
Unlike myself,, who tries to sound like a Mensa topgun,, but comes across like a piece of celery with the IQ of a carrot???
actually I thought it was more like a carrot with the IQ of a piece of celery :p
AAAhhhhhh thank you kind people's...and please dont make me work for anything, Im too lazy..oh another question also, can we post pics for sigs and I did put in an avatar, how come it isnt showing? Seriously, Im not this dumb, just never used this kind of message board, thanks;-)
I'll gladly take your Oreo dear girl. Signature field is text only, at the owner's choice. Plain & simple. Looks like you put a pic in the Profile Picture field, which is supposed to be a real picture of you, if you want to post them, and only shows up if somebody reviews your public profile. Go to the Edit Avatar link to either choose or add your own avatar. Custome avatars are limited to 64x64 pixels and only 8 kilobytes file size IIRC.
Welcome to MG. :)
actually I thought it was more like a carrot with the IQ of a piece of celery :p
Or,, a mango with pineapple aspirations??? ;)
Looks like Musky beat me to it. They're quick around here.
Dande - it is extremely important that you ignore everyone here. Especially me. I have no further advice for you, except have fun.
Welcome to the zoo ;)
Or,, a mango with pineapple aspirations??? ;)
There you guys go again, picking on the birdie.
okay...sweet, sticky on the inside and prickly on the outside...hmm oh and don't forget yellow. I like yellow! Still smarter than your basic root vegetable. :D :p
There you guys go again, picking on the birdie.
okay...sweet, sticky on the inside and prickly on the outside...hmm oh and don't forget yellow. I like yellow! Still smarter than your basic root vegetable. :D :p
LMAO,,,,, :D
Dande - it is extremely important that you ignore everyone here. Especially me. I have no further advice for you, except have fun.
Welcome to the zoo ;)
Dande, you don't need to ignore me. I have nothing to add or advice to give, I am just a general annoyance. But its a very nice zoo all the same. Watch out for the carrots though.
Hahahahahahahahaha!
MENSA Top Gun!
hahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, somebody PLEASE tell me that pic of Dande's is some kind of computer generated thingy.... That thing scared the living s%^^^$$# out of me. I thought for a second that was a real woman, then....
Ahhhh .... I'm tellin' ya' I felt a shock!!!
:rolleyes:
Thanks for the replies and all the umm warm welcomes, I think;)
when I inserted my avatar though, it said 125x125, and now you are saying 64x64, so which is it?
Oh and that's not a real pic of me in my avatar, Im really a blonde:D
Thanks for the replies and all the umm warm welcomes, I think;)
when I inserted my avatar though, it said 125x125, and now you are saying 64x64, so which is it?
Oh and that's not a real pic of me in my avatar, Im really a blonde:D
64x64 is the max. If your avatar is larger than that, download IrfanView from MG for free & resize it to 64x64.
Thanks for the replies and all the umm warm welcomes, I think;)
when I inserted my avatar though, it said 125x125, and now you are saying 64x64, so which is it?
Oh and that's not a real pic of me in my avatar, Im really a blonde:D
see, you have to have a thick skin and a quick wit here! I can't help with the avatar, look at mine, it's tweety and I'm lostkiwi (not a mango lol). I haven't a clue on how to change it to something else, but now everyone knows it's me. Someone will help you. (I'm blonde too - shut up dale) :D
64x64 is the max. If your avatar is larger than that, download IrfanView from MG for free & resize it to 64x64.
Or you could use MS Paint
click image
click attributes
and change the picture to 64x64.
see, you have to have a thick skin and a quick wit here! I can't help with the avatar, look at mine, it's tweety and I'm lostkiwi (not a mango lol). I haven't a clue on how to change it to something else, but now everyone knows it's me. Someone will help you. (I'm blonde too - shut up dale) :D
:D :D...
Whut???
Thanks, I know how to resize, I have photoshop and paintshop pro, so I will do that asap;)
cool, now I have my avatar, thanks to you all;-)
cool, now I have my avatar, thanks to you all;-)
Now you're official. ;)
Damn,, that is scary. :)Muhahahahahaha:eek:
Shiver Me Timbers
06-23-04, 01:24
Unlike myself,, who tries to sound like a Mensa topgun,, but comes across like a piece of celery with the IQ of a carrot???
dperino, I guess you never heard yourself. Or are you the handsome modest type?
Welcome to MG Dande. Most of the guys here are well, let's just say they are not too dangerous. dperino, is fast like a rabbit, so if you intend to interact with him, don't always expect him to be on when you hit send. Before you click, he is usually out of here.
Now that we know your a blonde, which do you prefer....Taco or Cannolli?
(cannolli is a favorite dish of MG) ;)
...
So? I've got goats...
They eat cannolis or tacos...
They don't care about the IQ of carrots, or celery, or kiwis, or mangos - they just eat 'em...
They're not picky - horny, yes, but not picky...
And they don't need no software to resize nuthin', neither...
So there...
...
sometimes this place seems like weird cross between a produce market, a farm and a restaurant! Of course the kiwis are the best of the bunch in the forenamed group? Oh, did I just make up another word? "forenamed"? Robo, what's with you and the goats? Are they for wool or meat or dairy? Or are they just lawnmowers lol?
I would say Taco, Cannolli not so much
I would say Taco, Cannolli not so much
Woohoo! Welcome taco lover :cool:
Watch out for Kannoli Kid Kodo, he likes that 'Ban' button ;)
P.S. your avatar is downright spooky :eek:
Why, whatever do you mean?
*innocent look*
my butt hurts...damn horse....You know.. that's illegal in the US.. :eek:
I would say Taco, Cannolli not so much
heheheh,,, wise choice grasshopper. :) I'm sure that Shiver was joking about cannoli's. I think she is really with the taco camp. ;)
@ Kodo,, "illegal in the US"????? Bwahahaaaaha :D
you might want to watch that. X might ship that horse to Syracuse, and show you how that is accomplished. ;) (falling off said horse, I mean)
Horse is for glue..not for riding. ;)
Hello Dande and welcome to the Zoo, well it seems an animal fixation has infestated some, so remember to top up your shots... othewise you may well be barking at the full moon next week! ;)
You know.. that's illegal in the US.. :eek:
Dunno you know I watched part of a program ( Animal Passions ) on UK Channel4 this last weel and it was about you crazy yanks and how some are REALLY in love with their animals.. un-nerveingly so! :rolleyes:
Hello Dande and welcome to the Zoo, well it seems an animal fixation has infestated some, so remember to top up your shots... othewise you may well be barking at the full moon next week! ;)
Dunno you know I watched part of a program ( Animal Passions ) on UK Channel4 this last weel and it was about you crazy yanks and how some are REALLY in love with their animals.. un-nerveingly so! :rolleyes:
I was watching a show the other day about you limey's who watch shows about us Americans who love our animals.. it was disturbing to say the least ;)
I was watching a show the other day about you limey's who watch shows about us Americans who love our animals.. it was disturbing to say the least ;)
too true Kodo, I would rather watch your TV at present as ours is just really really poor... its either house building/removating/decorating programs or reality TV with wanabe talentless folk!
give me good old US action programs or soaps... CSI is kick *** :)
My sister and her two kids loved Cannoli and they are from Texas.. MUAHAHAHHA!!!!
too true Kodo, I would rather watch your TV at present as ours is just really really poor... its either house building/removating/decorating programs or reality TV with wanabe talentless folk!
give me good old US action programs or soaps... CSI is kick *** :)
sorry, i hafta diagree. where do you think all that cr*p originated? english telly is far superior to american telly in two ways. our serious programmes dont treat the veiwers like mindless idiots, and our mindless idiot programmes are superiorly funny. ( is superiorly a real word?) AND east enders kicks butt . i actually miss english telly. specially channal 4. aloha,
oh, and by the way.....welcome dande
too true Kodo, I would rather watch your TV at present as ours is just really really poor... its either house building/removating/decorating programs or reality TV with wanabe talentless folk!
give me good old US action programs or soaps... CSI is kick *** :)
I watch some TV sometimes. Actually, I try to read while Grandma watches.
There is going to be one good show coming, though.
Its like COPS, except that it is going to be set in America's City, no, no, that would be The World's city. I'm talking of course, about the:
NEW YORK CITY! :)
I think the name of the show is NYPD. It is not actors, but real New York City Police doing their jobs...
I hope to check it out.
Wilkommen, Dande.
You gave me quite a fright, there! :) :) :rolleyes:
Eat more Tacos. They make you think about the Wild West and Sagebrush and Ronald Reagan........
Riding a horse and shooting a rifle....
Its very good food. Just watch out for the cactus.. they are dangerous...
better say something nice about the US now just to even it up......COFFEE. i love american drip coffee. specially real kona coffee. beats the cr*p outa nescafe.
sorry, i hafta diagree. where do you think all that cr*p originated? english telly is far superior to american telly in two ways. our serious programmes dont treat the veiwers like mindless idiots, and our mindless idiot programmes are superiorly funny. ( is superiorly a real word?) AND east enders kicks butt . i actually miss english telly. specially channal 4. aloha,
Laurie dont know how long you've been away from the UK but British classic TV is no longer, gone are the superb comedys.. well not strickly true, we have endless repeats of them!
plus we only have a few serious programs now, most as I say are docu-soaps, reality TV, pop idol, and 50 different home improvement programs oh and the odd gardening one as well... UK tv has basically died :( sad as it is we live of watching the stress some minor celebrity or nut job who wants to become famous ( Big Brother 5 )
Thge best parts of Channel 4 now are the Channel 4 news and strangely enought the influx of US dramas and soaps... they do mind you have some great History & Factual programs ( Time Team for one )
prime time UK tv for tonight http://www.radiotimes.com/tv/now.html
get past 7pm and low and behold.... Channel 4's offering consists of "How clean is your house".... followed by "Honey I ruined the house" and a classic IMO "Fraiser" ( US ) then the mind numbing Big Brother.
Channel 5 seems to now offer the best mix of programming oh and BBC2 is still a great source of off beat programs and factual documentrys.
sadly classic british TV is no more...... RIP :(
Horse is for glue..not for riding. ;)
Revisiting "Animal Farm" Kodo ???? lol
poor old horse....
Shiver Me Timbers
06-24-04, 00:35
I'm sure that Shiver was joking about cannoli's. I think she is really with the taco camp. ;)
Shh, we wouldn't want everyone to know. dperino, which do you prefer, hard shell of soft shell?
Shh, we wouldn't want everyone to know. dperino, which do you prefer, hard shell of soft shell?
Softshell tacos are a mistake. Someone at one time or another,, screwed up an order, and filled a burrito with taco filling, and fed it to an Easterner. And,, he/she actually LIKED it. In a REAL Mexican restaurant, there is no such animal as a soft shelled taco. :D
Tacos suck
that is all
welcome to the board.
In a REAL Mexican restaurant, there is no such animal as a soft shelled taco. :D
Actually in Mexico if you asked for a hard shell taco you'd be met with a 'no comprende' blank stare.
If you asked for a gringo taco then they'd understand...... maybe :D :p
Welcome to the board..........:)
Ya know I've been looking for something that says straightjackets for rent in my CP since I joined, but so far no luck.:eek:
Best Board on The Web - If you like this kinda of thing............:p
Welcome to the board..........:)
Ya know I've been looking for something that says straightjackets for rent in my CP since I joined, but so far no luck.:eek:
Best Board on The Web - If you like this kinda of thing............:p
Well, no straight jackets, but we're just short of having MG Tee-shirts available.
With long sleeves and ties in the back. Very stylish. :D
Well, no straight jackets, but we're just short of having MG Tee-shirts available.
With long sleeves and ties in the back. Very stylish. :D
Well in lieu of sign me up for the fashionista T's. I need something............badly....;)
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