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CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 19:54
The TOP 10 things that get on my nerves (not in order)

1) People who make me repeat myself.
2) Close-minded people
3) People who think they're better than everyone else
4) Stereotypes
5) People who try too hard to "fit in"
6) The show Insomniac on Comedy Central
7) PeOpLe WhO TyPe LyKe DiS :rolleyes:
8) How everytime I turn on my computer a message pops up saying "The system has recovered from a serious error" ....thanks computer but i'm aware of that. *screams*
9) AOL
10) War :( (And President Bush)









Whats the top 10 things that get on your nerves?

Sgt. Tibbs
06-26-04, 20:05
Only ten, huh? ;) Not necessarily in order, they're all about equal:

1. Ignorance masquerading as knowledge.
2. Bad drivers.
3. Bad spelling/grammar.
4. Closed-mindedness.
5. Stereotypes, and the people who propagate them.
6. People who jump to conclusions without any base on reality.
7. People who say something horribly offensive, and then follow it with "no offense", like THAT helps.
8. Trying to get the last bit of toothpaste, conditioner, hair gel, etc. out of the tube.
9. People who just don't get that there's a time and place to run your mouth, and when and where that might be.
10. Monday Morning Quarterbacks.

Endi
06-26-04, 20:24
1. Spyware
2. My computer not working properly
3. slow internet connection
4. France
5. Terrorists
6. Bad drivers
7. Snowbirds
8. Our Sheriff here in Maricopa County (what an embarrasment)
Embarrasment (http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0616stingbotched16.html)

9. Heat during the Summer
10. me sometimes:D:D

laurieB
06-26-04, 20:36
i could only come up with five (and i thought about it for ages lol) so here they are).
1) agressive drunks (cos i doesnt matter how skilled you are you cant 'talk them down')
2) sand in my bikini bottoms.
3) running outa milk for my morning coffee (read kids who put empty containers back).
4) people 'playing' with my puter without asking (why do people think thats ok to do? if my hubby spent $600 on a new tool of some kind no-one would dream of playing with all the settings or testing it out to see how it works etc. if i spent $600 on a car it would be called autotheft!)
5) phone sales and spam.

if i think of more ill let you know.

ArchAngel
06-26-04, 20:38
1. Liberals, when they speak.
2. People who don't drive the way I think they should.
3. The terms "open-minded" and "close-minded" ; which actually falls under #1 because
it seems that liberals are the ones who use them to describe people who don't think
the way they do.
4. People who use cell phones while driving or in public places.
5. People who like to place the blame everywhere but where it belongs. Oops, it seems
this one falls under #1 also.
6. People who don't know the difference between constitutional republic(which this country
is) and democracy. Most justices fall in that category. Along with those who still
claim that Gore won.
7. Mosquitoes. There must be a million in my yard.
8. People who can't read the Constitution. For example: The words "separation" or
"church" cannot be found any where in it.
9. People who come up to the door at my store and want in after we're closed.
10. People who go off on a tangent and don't know when to stop.:)

laurieB
06-26-04, 20:49
oh yeh. i forgot.

6) mosquitoes.

dperino
06-26-04, 20:56
1. Almost everything at one time or another

2-10,, refer to number 1.

G.T.
06-26-04, 21:14
In no particular order

1. Crabgrass/weeds/fire ants/yardwork.
2. Sunny & dry all week, then rainy on the weekend when I need to be dealing with #1. Week after week.
3. Dishonest self-serving civil servants and politicians, of whatever stripe and level. No party has a monopoly.
4. Mistaking our republic for a democracy, and not understanding the difference.
5. Attempting to spread democracy around the world. Democracy isn't what makes a country free or successful, and it's not what we have.
6. Officials that can't pronounce nuclear. (It's nuke-lee-ur, not nuke-you-lur, dimbulbs. It's not that tough.)
7. Lack of accountability at the top. No matter how badly they screw up, almost nobody gets fired, penalized, demoted, arrested. All signs of aristocracy, which we supposedly don't have either.
8. Revolving door encarceration for life-long predators, that puts them back on the streets to prey on the innocent again. And again. And again....
9. Educational policy that has crossed the line into criminal negligence and child neglect. Kids 100 years ago in one-room schoolhouses got a better education than most kids get today. Much more cheaply, too.
10. General apathy.

ArchAngel
06-26-04, 21:19
6. Officials that can't pronounce nuclear. (It's nuke-lee-ur, not nuke-you-lur, dimbulbs. It's not that tough.)
.
Well, I pronounce it nuke-lee-ur.:p

Oh, nevermind, I'm not an official. Or am I?:confused:
An official what?

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 21:21
8. Trying to get the last bit of toothpaste, conditioner, hair gel, etc. out of the tube.

I feel your pain. I hate that too. It drives me crazy.

G.T.
06-26-04, 21:28
Well, I pronounce it nuke-lee-ur.:p

Oh, nevermind, I'm not an official. Or am I?:confused:
An official what?

You're an official Major Geek, for the last 50 posts or so. And what geek of any stipe would mis-pronounce nuclear? :D

ArchAngel
06-26-04, 21:31
Oops. I misread your post and got it backwards. I guess I had it right in the first place. But I never know if I am pronouncing words correctly, since I grew up in Tennessee.:)

Kodo
06-26-04, 21:34
People who don't admit to something and let someone else take the fall. That is, by far, my biggest pet peeve.

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 21:36
It annoys me when I'm talking to someone online and they put their away message on without saying "i'll be back" or something.


*screams*



I also hate it when people sign off without saying goodbye.

Kodo
06-26-04, 21:39
Phones
IM's
People who have a problem with me having a life and signing off IM without saying good-bye :p

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 21:45
Are you supposed to say goodbye to everybody when you log off? Man these rules are tough to learn:p

I'm gonna start a favorite pie string.


Its rude when people do it. Its one of my biggest pet peeves.

ArchAngel
06-26-04, 21:46
10. People who hate.
I hate people who hate.:mad:

SC4MP1
06-26-04, 22:10
racism
prejudice
the DMV
slow drivers in the fast lane
people that dont put new toilet paper on the roll when it runs out :mad:
car alarms
when the supermarket only has one checkstand open with 40 people waiting in line.
getting taunted by 10 year olds in counter-strike :D
the question: "A/S/L?"
gas prices
i decided not to include anything about our current government because it would have taken up most of my top 10 :D

lostkiwi
06-26-04, 22:13
In no particular order:
1. Rude people
2. Bad manners
3. Tailgaters
4. Our high desert afternoon winds. Every day. still at least they are reliable unlike #5
5. People who are ALWAYS late
6. Terrorists or any other people that encroach on whatever rights I may have at a
particular time.
7. Thieves
8. Flies
9. News anchors that don't know when to shut up so fill live coverage with babble.
10. Enviromentalists who let half our state burn and people lose lives and homes because they wouldn't let the forests be thinned.

Fraunzonk
06-26-04, 22:14
hmm... top 10... things i hate.... hmm....

1. FWD's (especially those chain letters)
2. ppl that IM me while i'm playing a game and it screws up my game (i know i should just put up an away msg or something but still, it gets annoying)
3. dial-up (although my only internet, it still sux)
4. pop-ups, adware, spyware, viruses, trojans, worms, etc...
5. english K-nig-hts (bit of Monty Python)
6. getting up at 6 for class
7. the game "elf-bowling," those poor elves....
8. the "orlando bloom" fad, or ne fad based on a person (male, or female)
9. crappy movies
10. the way food looks so much better in commercials than at the restaurant

oh and computer illiterate ppl! idk if i can add that in newhere....

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 22:16
people that dont put new toilet paper on the roll when it runs out.

I hate it when people don't put the toilet seat down. :eek:

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 22:19
I also don't like it when people get all emotional on me.

...

SC4MP1
06-26-04, 22:20
8. the "orlando bloom" fad, or ne fad based on a person (male, or female)

orlando bloom pisses me off too :D

Clanger
06-26-04, 22:24
1) Celine Dion

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 22:29
Why? Can't you?....


Thats disgusting. And people should have enough consideration, and manners to put the toilet seat lid down.

Clanger
06-26-04, 22:31
Ooopps, meant to say this...........


1) Celine Dion
2) Celine Dion
3) Celine Dion
4) local car dealership commercials
5) Celine Dion
6) Celine Dion
7) local car dealership commercials
8) Celine Dion
9) Celine Dion
10) Celine Dion

G.T.
06-26-04, 22:47
I've seriously thought about combining face recognition software with a motorized toilet seat to automatically adjust for the entire family. Would solve one of the most common irrelevant gripes in western civilization. I'm stumped over how to have it determine when the guys actually need the seat down though. Still working....

I guess we could all go back to outhouses and sitting on rough wood planks with a hole in the center (I remember those), but would be tough to convince most folks to re-convert. Outhouses.... now THERE's something to gripe about. :D

lostkiwi
06-26-04, 22:50
I've seriously thought about combining face recognition software with a motorized toilet seat to automatically adjust for the entire family. Would solve one of the most common irrelevant gripes in western civilization. I'm stumped over how to have it determine when the guys actually need the seat down though. Still working....

I guess we could all go back to outhouses and sitting on rough wood planks with a hole in the center (I remember those), but would be tough to convince most folks to re-convert. Outhouses.... now THERE's something to gripe about. :D
those terrible stainless steel seats that they put in public restrooms that are prone to vandalism. Those I hate!

Fraunzonk
06-26-04, 22:53
People should have manners and put the toilet seat up:eek:
I second the motion!

motion or notion? ah who cares

G.T.
06-26-04, 22:57
those terrible stainless steel seats that they put in public restrooms that are prone to vandalism. Those I hate!

Vandalism itself. :mad:

ArchAngel
06-26-04, 23:00
People should have manners and put the toilet seat up:eek:
No win situation:

Damned if you pee on the seat. Damned if you raise it and leave it.

So, which is it ladies?

Wet seat or wet seat?:D

slider
06-26-04, 23:01
To get back to pet peeves ( not things that we hate )

1. those little postcards that fall out of magazines
2. Dogs that bark non-stop
3. Bi-focals ( it means I'm officially old)
4. Adminstrators in general, the one's I work with in particular.
5. Incorrect drive-through orders.
6. inarticulate College students ( the ones that grunt rather than speak)
7. Stubbing my toe on something my son left out.
8. People who say " It's all good"
9. Neighbor kids who set off fireworks year around
10. Neighbors with 10 cats that kill the birds nesting in my yard. ( They did finally put bells on them)
That's about it. Nothing TOO serious. ;)

alanc
06-26-04, 23:02
1) People who make me repeat myself (borrowed from canofzoo - what is a 'can of zoo' anyways?;))
2) ppl hu cant spel 4 nuthun
3) People who won't admit they're wrong
4) Greed
5) Lying
6) People who victimize children
7) Hypocrisy
8) Stupidity
9) People who refuse to use their brain
10) Leaders who refuse to practice what they preach

CaNoFzOo
06-26-04, 23:04
1) People who make me repeat myself (borrowed from canofzoo - what is a 'can of zoo' anyways?;))

LOL. Honestly I don't know. My user name was just sort of random. The first thing that popped into my head. :p

alanc
06-26-04, 23:09
LOL. Honestly I don't know. My user name was just sort of random. The first thing that popped into my head. :p
It's still more creative than my lame-o nick! :D

MrPewty
06-26-04, 23:23
1) England getting kicked out of major football tournaments.



That's about it really...

Clanger
06-26-04, 23:28
1) England getting kicked out of major football tournaments.



That's about it really...

Being a fellow brit I think that getting kicked is a right. Just wished we didn't go out on penalties tho'.

World Cup 2006 - England will win !!!

MrPewty
06-26-04, 23:32
World Cup 2006 - England will win !!!

Ya gotta believe... :)

slider
06-27-04, 00:12
1) England getting kicked out of major football tournaments.

That's about it really...

Jeez, you need to get more pet peeves, man. Toilet seats, or gum on your shoe, SOMETHING more important than sporting event outcomes. :rolleyes: :p

SixShooter
06-27-04, 00:48
No particular order but I'll number it anyway:

1.People who read over my shoulder uninvited.
2.Clutter
3.Whiners
4.Getting bumped offline on a dialup connection.
5.Critics...especially when they have no knowledge or experience of what they're criticizing.
6.Telephone calls with no real purpose while you're working or concentrating...breaking rythm or train of though.
7.Computer errors that cause you to lose what you've been working on.
8.Slow drivers.
9.Info-mercials
10.Gossip

Lots of other stuff that would go into a "soap box" category.

dperino
06-27-04, 00:56
No particular order but I'll number it anyway:

1.People who read over my shoulder uninvited.
2.Clutter
3.Whiners
4.Getting bumped offline on a dialup connection.
5.Critics...especially when they have no knowledge or experience of what they're criticizing.
6.Telephone calls with no real purpose while you're working or concentrating...breaking rythm or train of though.
7.Computer errors that cause you to lose what you've been working on.
8.Slow drivers.
9.Info-mercials
10.Gossip

Lots of other stuff that would go into a "soap box" category.
Hey Sixgun!! You know,, last time you got bumped off dialup, I was finishing up cluttering your desk, when I happened to look over your shoulder, so I called you on the phone about a great informercial that had a guy whining about a slow driver,,but you didn't want to gossip,, so I hung up on you, just as your computer had a bluescreen. How are things??

mmmSpam
06-27-04, 01:10
....


Thats disgusting. And people should have enough consideration, and manners to put the toilet seat lid down.People should have the sense to look before they sit down anywhere, especially the commode.

SixShooter
06-27-04, 01:14
So you're the culprit Dale...:p

Just the usual daily stuff...work, eat, sleep (not much) and paybills.
The only thing new is my youngest boy having ear surgery this past Wed having a hole repaired in his right ear from having tubes removed after having them in for several years...one healed the other didn't. Would of been on line sooner to mention it but just replaced the modem lastnight after being down for few days.

G.T.
06-27-04, 01:17
So you're the culprit Dale...:p

Just the usual daily stuff...work, eat, sleep (not much) and paybills.
The only thing new is my youngest boy having ear surgery this past Wed having a hole repaired in his right ear from having tubes removed after having them in for several years...one healed the other didn't. Would of been on line sooner to mention it but just replaced the modem lastnight after being down for few days.

Ouch! Hope the surgery goes well. Should be fairly minor, but any surgery is a trauma for a kid.

xtcdukes
06-27-04, 01:21
1. Stupid People
2. Bad song remakes
3. Lousy drivers
4. Annoying Musical ring tones
5. Awful book to movie translations
6. Burrito that's ice cold in the middle
7. Political correctness
8. Reality TV
9. Kids
10. Work

SixShooter
06-27-04, 01:21
Ouch! Hope the surgery goes well. Should be fairly minor, but any surgery is a trauma for a kid.
The surgery was quite sucessful. They made an incision behind his ear to get a graph and to have better access to the hole. His only gripe is not being allowed to go swimming for a couple of weeks.

G.T.
06-27-04, 01:31
The surgery was quite sucessful. They made an incision behind his ear to get a graph and to have better access to the hole. His only gripe is not being allowed to go swimming for a couple of weeks.

Must be getting tired. Missed the fact that it was already history. Glad all's well.

SixShooter
06-27-04, 01:42
Must be getting tired. Missed the fact that it was already history. Glad all's well.
Thank you for your concern. I've been feeling quite fatigued for the past 2 weeks, too much going on.

Sgt. Tibbs
06-27-04, 02:03
No win situation:

Damned if you pee on the seat. Damned if you raise it and leave it.

So, which is it ladies?

Wet seat or wet seat?:D
Around here, we not only put the seat down, but we close the lid. Which makes it fair for everyone because everyone has to do something before they may use the toilet. Also, cats have a habit of falling into open toilets, so it's better for everyone if the lid is closed. :)

HUDIK
06-27-04, 12:30
Posted by Sgt. Tibbs
Around here, we not only put the seat down, but we close the lid. Which makes it fair for everyone because everyone has to do something before they may use the toilet. Also, cats have a habit of falling into open toilets, so it's better for everyone if the lid is closed.

Excellent advise re. the cats................:D

What irritates me the most are

1. through 10.

People who think they are perfect, and have no sense of humor !!

debbie
06-27-04, 12:42
1. Almost everything at one time or another

2-10,, refer to number 1.
I'm right with you on that one.....lol

Fw190
06-27-04, 12:45
1. people that turn on their four way flashers because it's raining hard.

fleppen
06-27-04, 14:04
1. contact with people when you don't want to but have to.

debbie
06-27-04, 14:18
1. people who dont use turn signals.
2. people talking to me like I'm an idiot
3. hubby not setting up my coffee for the morning
4. hypocritical friends
5. people who talk too much, but dont have anythign to say
6. my alarm going off in the morning (lol)
7. most people
8. most things people do
9. most things people say
10. seriously though- some days- EVERYTHING bugs the $%^ out of me!

G.T.
06-27-04, 14:20
RV's......that go 50mph in a 70mph on a two lane country road while your trying to get to town.

Then when you finally get to pass them and you shoot their tires out they call the sheriff.


I hate it when that happens.






:D

CaNoFzOo
06-27-04, 14:36
Around here, we not only put the seat down, but we close the lid. Which makes it fair for everyone because everyone has to do something before they may use the toilet. Also, cats have a habit of falling into open toilets, so it's better for everyone if the lid is closed. :)

It drives me CRAZY when people don't close the lid OR put the seat down.
GAH!

goldfish
06-27-04, 14:45
You're an official Major Geek, for the last 50 posts or so. And what geek of any stipe would mis-pronounce nuclear? :D

This kind of major geek, because I'm english and thats how you say it over here! (well, near enough anyway)

1. txt spk 4 n parnt resn makn rdn cnvsnt tly mposbl.
2. Premium rate phone numbers
3. Paperwork
4. People who want somthing for nothing
5. Manufactured pop groups/artists
6. Songs covered by manufactured pop groups/artists
7. FWDs which I get sent hundreds at a time by all my girly friends
8. People who belive what they say at the bottom of FWDs about sending them to as many people as possible, and can't see past the reason WHY it says that.
9. Bands that are labeled "revolutionary" and "extremly original" when all they are doing is repeating another original band in the past. Case example : Funeral for a Friend.
10. Comments from theater goers about the show that don't say anything of what they thought about the show. e.g. "We had great seats, we saw everything!"

goldfish
06-27-04, 14:54
Here we go :D

dperino
06-27-04, 14:58
Number 11

You are very thirsty, and fill a glass with ice,, pour soda into it out of a 2 liter bottle. It foams up, so you wait until the foam goes down,, continue filling it, waiting, filling it. When it finally is full,, you take a drink of this ice cold stuff,, and it's totally flat. Not a bubble or fizz to be found. What's up with that??

G.T.
06-27-04, 15:06
Number 11

You are very thirsty, and fill a glass with ice,, pour soda into it out of a 2 liter bottle. It foams up, so you wait until the foam goes down,, continue filling it, waiting, filling it. When it finally is full,, you take a drink of this ice cold stuff,, and it's totally flat. Not a bubble or fizz to be found. What's up with that??

Either the glass is comtaminated with something that sets off the bubbles, or you're pouring wrong. Tilt the glass over and pour slowly down the side (inside, that is) of the glass to minimize agitation and foaming.

goldfish
06-27-04, 15:16
As well... pour a little soda in the glass and swill it round before pouring. That fills up the microscopic tubes, which is where the gas is collected, and then released (thats why you see bubbles coming from the side of the glass).

lostkiwi
06-27-04, 15:27
As well... pour a little soda in the glass and swill it round before pouring. That fills up the microscopic tubes, which is where the gas is collected, and then released (thats why you see bubbles coming from the side of the glass).
my sil (who had a blooming career at A&W) said you're supposed to stick your finger in the glass when pouring. Failing that you can pour over the back of a spoon-that principle works for making hot Irish whiskeys, the spoon stops the glass from cracking. See, you learn something new every day ;)

lostkiwi
06-27-04, 15:33
sorry x, it's Sister in Law :p

lostkiwi
06-27-04, 15:39
I've got another one"
People who don't clean up or pick up after themselves
Especially when you go camping or something and have to use the showers etc and they are nasty coz the piggys before couldn't wipe counters down or throw away their own trash. Same in fast food restaurants, take up the tray and your trash. These people always make their responsibilities into someone elses problem. LIke borrowing your car and not putting gas in before they return it.

<panting> okay, rant done, ...now....

@fleppen: where's the coffee again?

goldfish
06-27-04, 15:41
I'm more hungry overall.

:D

lostkiwi
06-27-04, 15:42
I just found out what LMAO means.....filthy mouth kids:)
Still cyphering on IMHO...got some theories though........
Hey xflat, go look here:
http://www.webopedia.com/quick_ref/textmessageabbreviations.asp
maybe that will help ;) :D

G.T.
06-27-04, 15:45
I just found out what LMAO means.....filthy mouth kids:)
Still cyphering on IMHO...got some theories though........

IMHO is either In My Humble (or Honest, I've heard it explained both ways) Opinion,


Or it means I'm Miserably Horribly OLD.


Could go either way I guess.

Phantom
06-27-04, 15:46
Yeah, I just put BOTH the seat and the lid down and irritate the crap out of everybody! ;)



I've seriously thought about combining face recognition software with a motorized toilet seat to automatically adjust for the entire family. Would solve one of the most common irrelevant gripes in western civilization. I'm stumped over how to have it determine when the guys actually need the seat down though. Still working....

I guess we could all go back to outhouses and sitting on rough wood planks with a hole in the center (I remember those), but would be tough to convince most folks to re-convert. Outhouses.... now THERE's something to gripe about. :D

Phantom
06-27-04, 16:10
Oh yeah, Things that "get on my nerves":-

1) About 95% of humanity, 95% of the time.
2) Opinions expressed with great conviction and emotion - and equally little knowledge and self-control.
3) Parasites (The two legged variety), that think you are a free taxi; free Loan Office, free technician and Santa Clause all combined - and then abuse you for the privilege! :mad:
4) Great ignorance, combined with great arrogance to boot.
5) People who think the world doesn't exist beyond their own immediate needs/gratifications.
6) Those that think that rules apply to everyone - except them. Especially when EVERYONE thinks that!
7) Power/control freaks - especially the governmental kind.
8) Those that consider coming from a deprived upbringing and hard life gives them an excuse to be an ignorant/arrogant criminals themselves.
9) The fickle and the insincere - that "flap like the wind" when it suits them. Like the world only exists for their own childish, trivial whims.
10) Most of all people that think because THEY hold a set of beliefs/values that this gives them licence to do whatever they deem fit to make everybody else think/act exactly as they do!! :mad:


There...I'm done now. I guess I could have made it 100 things that get on my nerves. But that's just for starters.


...Have a nice day! :)

laurieB
06-27-04, 18:43
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggresive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare your self to others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble, it is a real possesion in the changing fortunes of time.

Excersise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery, but let that not blind you to what virtue there is. Many persons strive for high ideals and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be your self. Especially do not fiegn affection. neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly to the councel of the years, gracefully surendering the things of youth. Nurture stength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune, but do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have a right to be here, and whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you perceive him to be. And whatever your labours and aspirations, keep peace with your soul. For all its sham and drudgery, and broken dreams, it's still a beautiful world. Be carefull. Strive to be happy.

laurieB
06-27-04, 18:47
ps. 'Desiderata found on the side of St pauls church, 1692. Anon.







and much aloha.

CaNoFzOo
06-27-04, 18:48
As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly, and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggresive persons, they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare your self to others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble, it is a real possesion in the changing fortunes of time.

Excersise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery, but let that not blind you to what virtue there is. Many persons strive for high ideals and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be your self. Especially do not fiegn affection. neither be cynical about love, for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly to the councel of the years, gracefully surendering the things of youth. Nurture stength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune, but do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. You have a right to be here, and whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you perceive him to be. And whatever your labours and aspirations, keep peace with your soul. For all its sham and drudgery, and broken dreams, it's still a beautiful world. Be carefull. Strive to be happy.


....

That was kind of random. :p

MrPewty
06-27-04, 18:56
ps. 'Desiderata found on the side of St pauls church, 1692. Anon.
and much aloha.


I think it was written by a man named Max Ehrmann in the 1920s.

Edit: found on google:
"Around 1959, the Rev. Frederick Kates, the rector of St. Paul's Church in Baltimore, Maryland, used the poem in a collection of devotional materials he compiled for his congregation. (Some years earlier he had come across a copy of Desiderata.) At the top of the handout was the notation, "Old St. Paul's Church, Baltimore A.C. 1692." The church was founded in 1692. [1]

As the material was handed from one friend to another, the authorship became clouded. Copies with the "Old St. Paul's Church" notation were printed and distributed liberally in the years that followed. It is perhaps understandable that a later publisher would interpret this notation as meaning that the poem itself was found in Old St. Paul's Church, dated 1692. This notation no doubt added to the charm and historic appeal of the poem, despite the fact that the actual language in the poem suggests a more modern origin. The poem was popular prose for the "make peace, not war" movement of the 1960s."

laurieB
06-27-04, 19:08
very good MR pewty! i posted it because i was saddened by all the 'i hate this kinda person' or 'i hate that kinda person.'......and yes i guess i am an aging hippy. aloha

dperino
06-27-04, 19:32
Number 12.

Little packs of paper that aren't even big enough to scribble 2 words on, and each sheet has a strip of glue from Hell on them.

I think they are called Sticky Notes, or something. What a waste of trees they are.

MrPewty
06-27-04, 19:37
very good MR pewty! i posted it because i was saddened by all the 'i hate this kinda person' or 'i hate that kinda person.'......and yes i guess i am an aging hippy. aloha

I'm just aging.

Sorry about that. I guess one of the most annoying things is a pedant.

laurieB
06-27-04, 19:50
laughing my sox off. i had to look that up. 's ok. your forgiven.

meandog
06-27-04, 20:40
In order.
1). Rasing my taxes and getting less than I was.
2). Rasing the gasoline taxes to build new roads and upkeep on the old roads.
3). Orange barrels.
4). Driving down the roads with the orange barrels.
5). Watching them tear up the roads.
6). Watching the taxpayers dollars going to waste because 9/10 of the workers are watching me drive down the road with the orange barrels after they tore up the roads and they are in no hurry to fix such roads.
7). Seeing state workers feet out the window at all hours of the day while they are supposed to be fixing the roads.
8). People who drive on said roads under repair that need to be in front of you while they are under a yield sign.
9). Rasing my taxes and getting less than I was.
10). Rasing the gasoline taxes to build new roads and upkeep on the old roads.

debbie
06-28-04, 05:00
I just found out what LMAO means.....filthy mouth kids:)
Still cyphering on IMHO...got some theories though........

some one may have told you but here you go-- In My Humble Opinion

Freddy
06-28-04, 07:11
1. People who think they can rewrite history to suit their purposes.
2. People who think they repeat past mistakes and come with a different results.
3. People who don't do the job they were assigned, elected, volunteered, or are paid to do.
4. Drivers whose focus is on other things than driving. Drivers who can't drive.
5. People who talk but cannot listen.

Phantom
06-28-04, 08:27
Basically, I don't hate anybody because it's just not worth it ("He who goes on the path of vengeance had best bring two coffins"-Confucius). But since the thread topic was "......what gets on your nerves".

very good MR pewty! i posted it because i was saddened by all the 'i hate this kinda person' or 'i hate that kinda person.'......and yes i guess i am an aging hippy. aloha

Yeah, I have a copy of Desiderata hanging next to me in the computer room....and the toilet! ;) Words of wisdom - regardless of when the were written or rewritten, as the case may be.

I remember my (Hippy) collage years in Caltech, Calif. in the seventies very well. ;)

acejones
06-28-04, 09:01
1. American Idol
2. radio stations that play a song 20 times a day, for 2 months straight...thanks for ruining that song for me...appreciate it
3. people who weave in and out of traffic...only I can do that
4. people who accelerate really fast when the light turns green...only I can do that
5. people who stop to let someone pull in front of them.
6. people who stop traffic to let someone drive through the lanes
7. people who stop and wave me through, even though they don't have a stop sign to stop at
8. people who do not know who has the right of way (pretty much sums up 5-7)
9. popups
10. the OU Sooners (that should be #1)

Vlad902
06-28-04, 09:46
1. Animal Rights Activist
2. Warm Beer
3. Low lifes who write viruses and spyware
4. Foreigners who complain about the policies of The United States and offer no alternatives.
5. US citizens who complain about the policies of The United States and dont vote.
6. People who give bad advice to children.
7. People who hurt old folks.
8. People who do not donate to charity and clearly can.
9. Liars.
10. People who hate.

So it's alright to hate Animal Rights Activists/People who write viruses and spyware/Foreigners who complain about US policy/non-voting citizens who complain abotu US policy/etc. etc. because it's justified by your beliefs? Would that not then justify radicals around the world?

Kodo
06-28-04, 09:57
It's still more creative than my lame-o nick! :D
What was that you say?

Kodo
06-28-04, 09:59
So it's alright to hate Animal Rights Activists/People who write viruses and spyware/Foreigners who complain about US policy/non-voting citizens who complain abotu US policy/etc. etc. because it's justified by your beliefs? Would that not then justify radicals around the world?
Vlad, you're a smart kid. There's not doubt about it. But you still have many years ahead of you to learn the subtleties involved in things like this. This is something that cannot be taught.

acejones
06-28-04, 10:18
So it's alright to hate...who said anything about hate? i thought this was things that annoy us? if he hates those things, then by then end of his list, he is a hypocrite, b/c #10 is hate. i bet if you ask him about the things he hates, you'll get an entirely different list...i know my list would be different...

Kodo
06-28-04, 10:30
who said anything about hate? i thought this was things that annoy us? if he hates those things, then by then end of his list, he is a hypocrite, b/c #10 is hate. i bet if you ask him about the things he hates, you'll get an entirely different list...i know my list would be different...
semantics and nothing more.

laurieB
06-28-04, 23:11
i just thought of another one, so ....

7) BL**DY CELL PHONES!!!!! useless pieces of SH*T. cannot EVER get them to work. (especially not here) conversation after conversation of 'can you hear me now/' 'NO!" "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?'. always the same, run out of battery, forgot to take it, run out of minites, mountain in the way, had mine for two years now and dont think ive ever SPOKEN to anybody on it. damm thing screeches like a stuck pig in the middle of the night to tell me i had a message a WEEK ago.......phew...ok done now.


aloha.

Boccemon
06-29-04, 00:44
It irritates me to read threads about what irritates me.............j/k:p

Sgt. Tibbs
06-29-04, 00:47
Can I change my answer?

1-10. People.

Bah.

pegg
06-29-04, 12:25
1. crash #1 on a brand new DELL computer a couple weeks old
2. crash #2 on a brand new DELL computer a few weeks old
3. crash #3 on a new DELL computer a month old
4. DELL technicians who "talk" to you for 2 hours on-line who think you don't know anything and your computer is FINE. Doing this 3 more times and getting nowhere. Writing e-mails and getting nowhere. :rolleyes:
5. crash #4 on a new DELL computer 6 weeks old
6. crash #5 on a new DELL computer a month and a half old -- knowing that it has to be memory corruption (wonderful MG people helping me -- that's GOOD stuff, not "get on my nerve part") but...
7. DELL techs saying it's RARELY a memory problem, has to be some software or hardware I put on their computer. :mad:
8. crash #6 on a new but wearing out quickly DELL computer a couple months old.
9. crash #7 on my "what in the world is wrong with this DELL computer" that's not even 3 months old
10. Yesterday's crash on my computer that will celebrate it's 4 month birthday next week if it lives that long. ;)


HEY -- this is my 300th post and I owe probably 200 of them to my DELL computer crashes!!! :p

laurieB
06-29-04, 15:29
take it back.! my first emachine didnt work either, but this seems fine.

OverCooked
06-29-04, 15:49
1. Liers
2. People who abuse animals
3. People who abuse there kids
4. Drunks
5. Old people driving
6. People who use other people, or take advantage of other people
7. That soft tiny voice in my head!!!!! :eek: ...lol
8. "Illegal operation error" that comes up on win98
9. Not being able to spell for crap
10. CaNoFzOo - "War :( (And President Bush)" Here Here

:cool:

cooked

CaNoFzOo
06-29-04, 17:17
1. Liers
2. People who abuse animals
3. People who abuse there kids
4. Drunks
5. Old people driving
6. People who use other people, or take advantage of other people

Preach it brotha!

lololol :p

MrPewty
06-29-04, 18:02
5. Old people driving


People who stereotype.

OverCooked
06-29-04, 18:54
People who stereotype.
Sorry i should have been clearer.
5. Old people who allmost run me off the road and give me a look like i did something wrong.

Not all older folks drive badly.

:cool:

cooked

HUDIK
06-29-04, 19:40
Originally posted by OverCooked

8. "Illegal operation error" that comes up on win98



Right On !! This one can make me cuss............:eek:

CaNoFzOo
08-09-04, 17:24
When people join Majorgeeks to say hi in the off topic lounge, then never come back.

Hopefully that makes sense. lol :)

BluesMan
08-09-04, 17:26
The TOP 10 things that get on my nerves (not in order)

1) People who make me repeat myself.
2) Close-minded people
3) People who think they're better than everyone else
4) Stereotypes
5) People who try too hard to "fit in"
6) The show Insomniac on Comedy Central
7) PeOpLe WhO TyPe LyKe DiS :rolleyes:
8) How everytime I turn on my computer a message pops up saying "The system has recovered from a serious error" ....thanks computer but i'm aware of that. *screams*
9) AOL
10) War :( (And President Bush)









Whats the top 10 things that get on your nerves?



no way, Insomniac rules!! Kick the sandman in his sack, stay up late Insomniac!! :p :p :p :p

CaNoFzOo
08-09-04, 17:31
no way, Insomniac rules!! Kick the sandman in his sack, stay up late Insomniac!! :p :p :p :p

I hate that show so much. Its so annoying. It does'nt make sense to me. lolol
Theres no point in having it on t.v. but hey thats just my opinion.

BluesMan
08-09-04, 17:36
I hate that show so much. Its so annoying. It does'nt make sense to me. lolol
Theres no point in having it on t.v. but hey thats just my opinion.

I hear ya, it bugs my wife to death but I get to watch it once in a while anways lol.


What do you think about the Chappelle show? That's one of my fav's.

CaNoFzOo
08-09-04, 17:41
I hear ya, it bugs my wife to death but I get to watch it once in a while anways lol.


What do you think about the Chappelle show? That's one of my fav's.



Lol. I love the Chappelle show. He is so funny. Some of his jokes about race annoy me sometimes though. Have you seen the episode with Wayne Brady? lololol that one is my all time favorite episode!

BluesMan
08-09-04, 17:51
Lol. I love the Chappelle show. He is so funny. Some of his jokes about race annoy me sometimes though. Have you seen the episode with Wayne Brady? lololol that one is my all time favorite episode!

Yeah I saw that one.

"Gimme yo sandwich!" lol

WobblesRArt
08-09-04, 19:59
so I guess I'm the only one who didn't get it?.......what happened to xflat?.......I see where folks are quoteing him, but I don't see his post........wobbles

suesman
08-09-04, 21:38
1. The fact that I've worked all my entire life, yet our government doesn't deem me worthy of assitance.
2. Cocky people.
3. People that expect everything for nothing.
4. Reality TV?
5. The people on Reality TV.
6. Anytime someone says they have my best interest in mind. How do they know what that is, when even I don't?
7. People that offer to do something for you, when they have absolutely no intention of doing anything. If you don't want to, then just say that. I can respect honesty alot more than lying.
8. Having to explain something over & over again to someone.
9. Being judge without any prior knowledge of what I am about.
10. Cocky people.

NeoNemesis
08-09-04, 22:25
well one of the things that pisses me off really really bad is when people come in here and post there first ever post and it is a hijack this log file and they dont post anything else except the hijack log and then for the subject they put "someone look at this" or something stupid like that. how ignorant is that????

Just Playin
08-10-04, 00:58
Top ten lists.:rolleyes::p;):D:eek:

pegg
08-10-04, 08:44
Top ten lists.:rolleyes::p;):D:eek:
Really now? I bet you're Just Playin with us and don't really mean that! ;)

Halo
08-10-04, 13:50
1. Political Correctness ( biggest load of B/ocks ever )
2. Hypocrites
3. TAX
4. Price of petrol in UK .. even tho we are 12-14th biggest producer!
5. Having to repeat myself
6. NO wine in house :( even worse an empty Jacky D's bottle!!!
7. The mine is the one true god syndrome.. believe in me call 1-800-hand-your-cash-over.
8. Forgetting PIN number to card
9. Some of the people I work with
10. Some of the customers I deal with
10a. Resurection of old posts on forums... ya think there new only to find out they were months ago... you generally find this out after reading page 10 :rolleyes:

MrPewty
08-10-04, 14:03
What was that again, Halo?

Halo
08-10-04, 14:34
What was that again, Halo?


errrrrr...... I forgot... must need a No11. Forgetfulness ;)


side note: way way off topic ... you get a new car sorted Mr P?

MrPewty
08-10-04, 15:46
side note: way way off topic ... you get a new car sorted Mr P?

Probably. After the last screwup, I'm not counting my chickens. Should have an '05 Matrix by the end of the week. :)

Halo
08-10-04, 15:53
Probably. After the last screwup, I'm not counting my chickens. Should have an '05 Matrix by the end of the week. :)


Neato.... on first read I thought you had jacked into The MATRIX ;) BUT did you get good deal? ... not that we get that model in the UK tho.. it looks alot nicer than the Corolla IMO!


Fingers crossed for you Mr P :)

deadpants
08-10-04, 19:34
only one thing the random doo-hickeys that have no purpose that are plastered all over every surface in Doom 3...haven't we moved beyond this type of ugly design?!? :mad:

Phantom
08-10-04, 23:15
1. Political Correctness ( biggest load of B/ocks ever )
4. Price of petrol in UK .. even tho we are 12-14th biggest producer!
5. Having to repeat myself



Yup, we pay a dollar a litre for gas now (something like $4:00/gal). Yet we're 100%+ self-sufficient. Go figure!"mad:




(Could you repeat your post. I was too lazy to red it the first time.) :p

MrPewty
08-11-04, 00:06
Neato.... on first read I thought you had jacked into The MATRIX ;) BUT did you get good deal? ... not that we get that model in the UK tho.. it looks alot nicer than the Corolla IMO!


Fingers crossed for you Mr P :)

Toyota had something like a 25% increase in profits last year. They don't do deals. Still, it's the car we want and the price is still reasonable.

Except for the 14.5% the bleedin' government gets :rolleyes:

Adrynalyne
08-11-04, 00:47
1. People who inflate their post count by posting mindless drivel.


That pretty much covers my list.

Gottheit
08-11-04, 01:08
10. Customers who think they really are always right.
9. People who complain about the same thing over and over and over...
8. Being tired.
7. Barking dogs.
6. People who don't know how (and have had the educational exposure necessary) to type/write/talk at least half-way properly.
5. Any pop music made in the past 8 years.
4. People who enter the highway via an on-ramp, and refuse to yield to me, the driver already ON the highway. Rather, they try to force themselves, as fast as they can, in front of me.
3. See number 4.
2. See number 3.
1. See number 2.

Just Playin
08-11-04, 01:50
Old people who drive slow.:mad::confused: When I'm 80, I won't spend the final days of my life driving somewhere at 20 mph, I'm gonna drive like I'm leading on the final lap of the Indy 500 everywhere I go. The only slow, leisurely drive I'll take is the one when I'm dirtnapping in the back.:D

pegg
08-11-04, 07:58
1. People who inflate their post count by posting mindless drivel.
Hmmm, uh, Adryn, uh, well, uh, have you taken a look at your "post count" lately? :cool:


almost 5,000?








Hee-Hee - - I know, your drivel is NEVER mindless!!

goldfish
08-11-04, 08:11
I know, your drivel is NEVER mindless!!

Thats the problem :D ;)

Ive got a new one

Products that can't do the ONLY thing they are designed for.

Case study 1: coffee pot on the coffee machine. The one job it has to do is collect the coffee underneath, and pour it into a mug. But when you try and pour it, coffee goes everywhere!!!! Why!? WHY?!?!?!

Case study 2: Shower product holder. Made from bent chrome plated steel rods about 3mm diameter. Great, I can put all my shampoo and stuff in it. BUT try and take one out, and they all fall out the sides because there is nothing to stop them!! And then, if thats not bad enough, once this has happened to about 3 bottles, its unbalanced and so tips the other way, making the rest of them fall out!!! WHY??!?

</rant> ;)

Adrynalyne
08-11-04, 09:11
Hmmm, uh, Adryn, uh, well, uh, have you taken a look at your "post count" lately? :cool:


almost 5,000?








Hee-Hee - - I know, your drivel is NEVER mindless!!

Hehe, since January, of 2002!

:p

Kodo
08-11-04, 09:39
light-weights. :p

BluesMan
08-11-04, 09:45
12. Cabinet installers who nail 1 16penny nail throughout the installation of cabintets, (you know every 16" or so like they are supposed to), then for some unknown reason they decide that a random wall stud should get 6 or 8 of these nails in a circle pattern instead of the ONE they are supposed to put in. $*(%$)*&$#)(*^%$)(&^$#


Yeah, that's right I got it out anyways. :p

G.T.
08-11-04, 14:26
Old people who drive slow.:mad::confused: When I'm 80, I won't spend the final days of my life driving somewhere at 20 mph, I'm gonna drive like I'm leading on the final lap of the Indy 500 everywhere I go. The only slow, leisurely drive I'll take is the one when I'm dirtnapping in the back.:D

Kids that think that they'll feel at 80 the same way they feel today.

Come back when you're 80 & let's discuss this again.

CaNoFzOo
12-11-04, 12:39
Players. Gah.

jarcher
12-11-04, 13:22
diareahh
family "get together's"
wife wanting me off the comp


thats it (for now)

gotta GO

animatorStrike
12-11-04, 19:47
Bratty kids
Self-centered people
People who harass n00bs
People who get away with a crime (and the people who let them off)
Frivolous cases and those who file them (plenty of them here (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/stella.shtml))
Spammers


That's all I can think of for the moment.

trowter
12-11-04, 22:25
1. People who refuse to listen to me when I tell them they have too much risk in their portfolio, and then blame me when it all goes down.
2. People not using their signal lights before turning
3. Having something scanned at a store, and having the price come up wrong...Then the clerk muttering under their breath because I make them go and check the price
4. The employees at the business next to mine keep stealing my parking spot
5. Tardiness
6. Slow internet
Any more, and I'm going to start sounding like a whiner (if I don't already)

slider
12-12-04, 21:11
People that sound like whiners



:p

trowter
12-12-04, 22:15
People that sound like whiners
:p
That seems to be aimed directly at me...What did I do to deserve that? :confused: :confused: :confused:

LostGirls9
12-13-04, 15:20
1. Parents who would rather be their kids friend instead of their parent.
2. Whiners
3. disrespectful people
4. Whiners
5. Metrosexual men
6. Whiners
7. Lazy people
8. Did I mention whiners?

That's all I can think of right now

BLAJY
12-13-04, 23:18
People that are;

BLAJY
12-13-04, 23:27
Top Ten List. People that are;

laurieB
12-14-04, 12:22
Thats the problem :D ;)

Ive got a new one

Products that can't do the ONLY thing they are designed for.

Case study 1: coffee pot on the coffee machine. The one job it has to do is collect the coffee underneath, and pour it into a mug. But when you try and pour it, coffee goes everywhere!!!! Why!? WHY?!?!?!</rant> ;)

my coffee pot stoped working. it was old and due for retirement. i nagged hubby into replacing it THAT DAY. (no small feat!) procter silix? %^$&^% the dam thing filled the basket quicker than it could drip out into the pot. tried FOUR times to make a cup of coffee, only to have hot coffee and grounds spewing out everywhere. had a meltdown. just not a good way to start my day! hubby took it back and got a 'mr coffee'. shop said they hadnt recieved any other complaints! go figure. aloha

Freddy
12-14-04, 12:37
Voicemail systems that make you listen to the entire message before deleting it, no matter how many times you've heard it before.




Can you hear me now ATT?

evilevets
12-14-04, 12:39
When your'e standing next to someone at work who happens to be wearing the same color shirt as you, and some moron says "Hay, did you guys call each other this morning?" That's really old, and cheesy.




Steve

Wenchie
12-14-04, 12:58
1. Neediness
2. whining
3. jealousy
4. using emotions to hold someone hostage
5. lying
6. immaturity
7. stalking
8. smothering
9. hostility
10. name calling because you're obviously in the wrong

in no particular order

lb4norleans
12-14-04, 13:47
1. Today's pop stars
2. Today's reality TV Shows
3. Today's Radio Stations
4. Today's Television Stations
5. Doctor's
6. Fads
7. Short attention spans
8. Self Serving pinheads
9. Today's headlines
10. Negative people

lostkiwi
12-16-04, 13:53
1. Neediness
2. whining
3. jealousy
4. using emotions to hold someone hostage
5. lying
6. immaturity
7. stalking
8. smothering
9. hostility
10. name calling because you're obviously in the wrong

in no particular order
Jeez, Wenchie, you mad at someone??? :p :D

Wenchie
12-16-04, 14:40
is it THAT obvious?

lb4norleans
12-16-04, 15:30
That seems to be aimed directly at me...What did I do to deserve that? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Easy now...just hackin' on ya. :cool:

lostkiwi
12-16-04, 23:19
is it THAT obvious?
Well, duh , Yeah :D

How are you o dragon slayer and merciless whipper of undeserving humankind??

Things that get on my nerves?:
At this time of year, pretty much everything, but number 1 is Rudeness (still) and 2 is pettyness.

eclayton
12-17-04, 00:29
Unwrapping that stupid thin plastic from brandnew CDs
Trying to open ketchup packets
Crumbs stuck to the bottom of my feet
Webpages that don't fit horizontally on the screen, so you have to scroll back and forth, back and forth, back and forth....
Reeeeaalllly ssslllllloooooowwwww weeeeeb paaaagggessss......
FWD:FWD:fwd:Fwd: A really nice story
Barrister Jon Agagu, from Nigeria, who wants to give me 25 million dollars
Web pages that don't give you the price of the item you are interested in buying
White Sox Fans
The Chicago Cubs

Alabama
12-20-04, 08:11
10. Pop-up blockers that don't work
9. Getting kicked off line after typing a really long e-mail
8. People who ask me how I am but don't care about the answer
7. People who have to put others down to feel better about themselves
6. Homophobes
5. People who cannot speak the English language
4. Walking into the stall that some stranger just took a sh*t in (every time)
3. People who drive the speed limit
2. Floppy disks that lose all my files
1. Girls who are supposed to be singers but are judged by their body, not their voice (Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson)

Mostly people get on my nerves. I never noticed before I made the list!

MikeH
12-20-04, 09:06
1. Bush
2. Cheney
3. Rice
4. Rumsfeld
5. Guiliani
6. Bush's Yes-Men
7. Self-Righteous Right-Wing "Christians"
8. FNC (Fabricated News Channel)
9. Anyone who tells me that we're "safer" because of Bush
10. Anyone who actually believes what Bush says

MrPewty
12-20-04, 10:10
1. Bush
2. Cheney
3. Rice
4. Rumsfeld
5. Guiliani
6. Bush's Yes-Men
7. Self-Righteous Right-Wing "Christians"
8. FNC (Fabricated News Channel)
9. Anyone who tells me that we're "safer" because of Bush
10. Anyone who actually believes what Bush says

Hey Scouse, is that you? Welcome back mate.

MikeH
12-20-04, 10:25
Sorry, I'm not that person~

Izanbard Prince
12-20-04, 10:29
Having something scanned at a store, and having the price come up wrong...Then the clerk muttering under their breath because I make them go and check the price


As a retail store clerk I can tell you that the reason it pisses them off is because their performance rating suffers because you're bitching about a 3 cent difference on a can of peas and it clogs the line behind you.

1. They don't own the place, they didn't put the price in the computer, they get paid to scan the item and take your cash, go find a manager to bitch at.

2. 9 out of 10 customers that pull this crap usually make up some outragous price like $2 instead of the $10 it costs cause they're trying to cheat us.

3. If it bothers you that much, go find a store that never makes a pricing mistake and never has any crooked customers trying to get free shit, bet you can't find any.

Izanbard Prince
12-20-04, 10:47
1. Members of the Religious Wrong

2. Slow drivers

3. Bratty children that the parents let run wild all over my department (Attention Negligent Bastards, please come remove your little sh*ts from the toy aisle, Walmart pays me to do my job, not babysit for you while you're stealing CD's an baby formula, thank you for shopping your 24 hour Walmart Supercenter and have a nice day)

4. Smarmy condescending piece of crap managers, theres nothing I love more than being talked down to by someone that had no talent or ambition or work ethic, so they decided to be a manager.

5. Anyone genetically related to my step dad.

6. Anyone genetically related to my step dad, several times over. :rolleyes:

7. Sappy Twangy County Music

8. Crappy 80's rock coming on over the PA system all night. (Though not as bad as the smacktarded 50's crap)

9. Companies that have gotten so huge that they don't even have to answer to their customers anymore and can screw them over anyway they like.

10. Consumerism, and to a greater extent, people that buy Mall Madness and the 1/16 scale RC Hummer H2's for their white trash kids to teach them to be consumeristic as well.

11. Taxes

12. Socialized Insecurity taxes

13. Insurance premiums, 99% of the time you're just paying for nothing, and that nothing gets more expensive every year.

14. Cable television has gotten so retarded, I want an escape from the reality of assholes and morons I've dealt with all day, instead I get the Jerry Springer show and so-called "reality television" thayt just pisses me off even more until I want to throw a brick at the TV.

15. New cars costing $30,000 because the unionized lugnut turner at GM has to be on salary for $60,000 a year.

16. New cars costing $30,000 because the CEO fired everyone, took the manufacturing to Mexico, and pocketed the difference.

17. Indiana, 100 degrees in the summer and 3 degrees in winter, taxes keep going up, bunch of filthy unwashed smacktarded hillbilly redneck white trash trailer park Republicans that elected Mitch Daniels as our governor.

18. You can get better tech support for Loonix :p than Windows ever since Microsoft outsourced tech support to Vietnam.

19. When I get something nice and somebody either wrecks into it, drops it, or steals it from me.

20. Working a full time job and being broke as a joke anyway.

suttsteve
12-20-04, 11:08
1. Screaming, whining babies and kids
2. Barking dogs
3. Loud music
4. Noise, in general
5. Crowds
6. Advertisements
7. George W. Bush
8. Religious people
9. Having to shave
10. The world's obsession with sex

harry hu ha
12-20-04, 12:04
i don't have ten but the one thing that annoyes me the most is when people chew with their mouth open and it's so loud, and they breath out of there mouth while chewing

it's disgusting
i litterally have to get up and leave when i hear it

and i have two little nieces that do it all the time!!! :mad:

MrPewty
12-20-04, 12:13
Sorry, I'm not that person~

Yeah, I thought probably not, but for a minute there... :)

MrPewty
12-20-04, 14:48
But, while we are here:

1) Clueless socialists
2) Religious fundamentalists(especially Atheists)
3) Social engineers who think that the idea they had last night while falling asleep trumps 1000 years of experience when it comes to raising kids.
4) Social engineers who think that the idea they had last night while falling asleep trumps 1000 years of experience when it comes to educating kids.
5) Social engineers who think that the idea they had last night while falling asleep trumps 1000 years of experience when it comes to dealing with criminals.
6) People who want rights without responsibilities.
7) People who think that gun control works.
8) People who don't want gun control.
9) People who think that the speed they drive is the right speed.
10) People who believe in freedom of speech for themselves and their friends only.
11) People who think the environment can be saved without real sacrifice.
12 Hippies.

CaNoFzOo
02-04-05, 17:23
Making an idiot out of yourself in front of a guy you like.


-HORRIBLE!-

MrPewty
02-04-05, 17:48
Making an idiot out of yourself in front of a guy you like.


-HORRIBLE!-

Horrible, but we all do it, without exception. Don't beat yourself up too much. :)

G.T.
02-04-05, 19:10
Making an idiot out of yourself in front of a guy you like.


-HORRIBLE!-

Always embarrassing, but the absolute best, and most universal recovery for tripping, or any other accidental embarrassment is to laugh and make a joke of it. Not only does it usually go over well with your audience, it will make it easier for you to get past it. All of us screw up. The happiest and most succcessful laugh about it whenever possible.

lb4norleans
02-04-05, 22:46
***see other post for 1-10***

11. stupid freakin lil old ladies that can't program a damned gas pump, and then screw up the math, and try to give you incorrect change on a $150.00 sale of diesel fuel almost screwing you out of $30.00 bucks! :mad:

CaNoFzOo
02-05-05, 00:25
Always embarrassing, but the absolute best, and most universal recovery for tripping, or any other accidental embarrassment is to laugh and make a joke of it. Not only does it usually go over well with your audience, it will make it easier for you to get past it. All of us screw up. The happiest and most succcessful laugh about it whenever possible.

G.T. you always give the best advice and words of wisdom. I love it! lol.

Robbie
02-06-05, 07:52
You people over the Pond are lucky , we poor Brits have got Europe to contend with (and Mr.Balir of course !).

p.s.
Sorry, almost forgot Syncronised swimming - what's the point ? (if one swimmer drowns, do they all have to ?).

lb4norleans
02-07-05, 16:14
12. Mother-in-law's that play you against her own son's and daughters.
13. Office wiener's that drink the last of the coffee you brewed, and you didn't get any.
14. migraine headaches that last for more than three days.

lb4norleans
02-17-05, 14:02
15. waiting for anything.

animatress
02-17-05, 14:58
1. When the stray cats crap in my backyard and my dog rolls in it everytime
2. >65yr old drivers (I live in an ex-retirement community)
3. Being falsely accused. (Nothing steams my broccoli faster0
4. Channel flipping, use the guide already!
5. People getting paid millions for doing things millions can do.
6. guys with goatees and shaved heads gag (you're gonna be bald soon enough why don't you grow your hair while you can!) I don't hate the guy, I hate the "style." ***
7. Having to remember 40 different user names and passwords.
8. Reality TV why do they call it that?!!!
9. Spam,viruses, etc.
10. People who manage to squeeze to political opinions in every conversation.

***Disclaimer I love hair, don't hate me.

lb4norleans
02-17-05, 16:26
16. Windows Updates

lb4norleans
02-19-05, 00:04
17. That weird crusty build up on the ketchup bottle.

cnybud
02-19-05, 06:41
Top Ten Polls really get on my nerves

g1lgam3sh
02-19-05, 06:55
Paul is Dead!

I mean, so what!

So Yesterday!

fleppen
02-19-05, 07:28
Best friends that completely neglect the friendship, then blame you.

lb4norleans
02-20-05, 16:56
18. waiting...

scorcer
02-20-05, 17:26
18. waiting...

In the penquin/polar bear thread, you mentioned the military

dude we were trained to "hurry up & wait" :p :D

goldfish
02-20-05, 17:30
The word association thread?

scorcer
02-20-05, 17:36
I just realized something irritating

SNOBS

lb4norleans
02-21-05, 14:48
In the penquin/polar bear thread, you mentioned the military

dude we were trained to "hurry up & wait" :p :D

eewwwww, boy do I remember, but if I may quote my DI:
"You are here, and you will do what I say! Doesn't mean you have to like it!
Everyone wait right here until..."
You get the point... :D

Ah, the good ole' days phhhhttt!!! :p

lb4norleans
02-21-05, 14:52
Nah, don't kill it...50 people would have no lives ;)

Ah man! Now I have to go blow bubbles in my chocolate milk. ;)

scorcer
02-21-05, 16:37
eewwwww, boy do I remember, but if I may quote my DI:
"You are here, and you will do what I say! Doesn't mean you have to like it!
Everyone wait right here until..."
You get the point... :D

Ah, the good ole' days phhhhttt!!! :p

Yeah, but the "toys" were worth the wait. ;) :D

lb4norleans
02-22-05, 13:46
Yeah, but the "toys" were worth the wait. ;) :D

Yeah, every 7th round was a tracer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LostGirls9
02-22-05, 13:48
I hate it when people don't keep their word :mad:

scorcer
02-22-05, 14:22
Yeah, every 7th round was a tracer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o :D :o :o :o :o :o :o

cindysnoopy
02-22-05, 15:57
I hate it when people don't keep their word :mad:

Anyone in particular? ;) :rolleyes:

BTW, he told me he was sorry for skipping out on all the things we were supposed to do.

BluesMan
02-22-05, 16:05
Teachers that keep calling complaining that the network is down when there isn't anything we can do about it. District office did a major core switch upgrade over the weekend. Everything is hosed and there is no solution in sight. They may be rolling back to the old equipment tonight, but that means everything tonight is toast as well and more complaining im sure. sigh...

mcadam
02-22-05, 16:06
Just hate it when my web server is going really slowly when I'm updating my site!!!

LostGirls9
02-22-05, 16:17
Anyone in particular? ;) :rolleyes:

BTW, he told me he was sorry for skipping out on all the things we were supposed to do.
Oh, he'll be sorry! :mad:

lb4norleans
02-22-05, 16:35
19. The :mad: Stress :mad: of uncertainty.

LostGirls9
02-23-05, 09:32
Being the first one into the office while everyone else sleeps in for an extra half an hour :mad:

lb4norleans
02-28-05, 18:13
20. poor bike rim manufacturing.. :eek:

sibeer
02-28-05, 23:00
Did that result in a crash?20. poor bike rim manufacturing.. http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

Freddy
03-01-05, 08:03
x. whiners
x+1. people who expect others to solve their problems.

N5638J
03-01-05, 09:51
spammers like lisaahttp://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/mad.gifhttp://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/mad.gif i thought the us gov was puting a stop to thishttp://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/eek.gif i get spam in my e-mail i dont need none where i like to hang outhttp://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif


(i need to get out more)http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/redface.gif

Freddy
03-01-05, 10:08
x+2 People who stroll while at work.

Scousetechie
03-01-05, 12:17
People who bring up threads from 2004 :D

Ken3
03-01-05, 12:27
Well, I'm finally contributing (didn't search if mentioned)...

People who use "reply to all" when "reply" works just as well and even better.

lb4norleans
03-07-05, 13:33
Did that result in a crash?

Nah...just a screech to a halt, as they say!! :mad:

Pretty cool special effect was the slime (tire sealant) that blew out everywhere!! :cool:

I was pissed, but then realaized the comedy in watching myself walk a bike home... :D

Gabriella
03-07-05, 17:15
Nah...just a screech to a halt, as they say!! :mad:

Pretty cool special effect was the slime (tire sealant) that blew out everywhere!! :cool:

I was pissed, but then realaized the comedy in watching myself walk a bike home... :D

1. Hurricanes
2.Snowbirds
3.I-4
4.cheating husbands
5.no thanks for volunteer work
6.long lines at the bank drive through
7.wet newspapers
8.porn on my computer
9.nigerians-spa1
10. bag boys

Fraunzonk
03-07-05, 21:51
People who bring up threads from 2004 :D

Ooo! Gotta fit that one in somewhere...

lb4norleans
03-08-05, 12:55
People who bring up threads from 2004 :D

Ah yes, the classics... :cool:

CaNoFzOo
06-27-05, 13:26
When things don't turn out the way you like them to.

Beatlemanic
06-27-05, 19:04
The TOP 10 things that get on my nerves (not in order)

1) People who make me repeat myself.




Does this include people with a hearing loss?

MrPewty
06-27-05, 19:44
What???

SoftwareDiva
06-27-05, 19:53
The top ten things, not in order, the first that comes to mind. Is the way society has become. And the importance of more and more material things. The total disrespect towards human beings each other.

AliWiseman
06-27-05, 20:00
1: Smoking
2: Chewing Gum
3: Being called "Babe"!
4: Understanding why if heat cannot traverse through a vacume, then how can the sun heat the earth
5: Motorway teapots that are metal and conduct heat, making them unpickable upable!
6: Not being top at pool on the arcade
7: Questions people ask, like when you say "I can't think of his name", someone says... "Who?"... aaaaarrrg!!
8: Differentiation by religion, race, or creed.
9: People who eat eggs within 20 feet of me!
10: 900 cable channels, all repeats or ropey old pap!


lol.. actually.... being called Alaster, Alisdair Alestar etc etc should be in there too. Its pronounced Alistair, its spelt Alistair. If you want to alter the letters in my name, then be aware that i shall see this as an OK to do the same back lol!

capn_caveman
06-27-05, 20:04
Laziness
Disregard for people who you affect with laziness
Tyrant bossses

CaNoFzOo
06-27-05, 20:36
Does this include people with a hearing loss?


That's never happened to me before.

CaNoFzOo
06-27-05, 20:37
What???

Huh??

pdcooper
06-27-05, 21:16
people who actually think that american political partys are different? :eek:

MrPewty
06-27-05, 21:19
Huh??

Eh??

G.T.
06-27-05, 22:11
4: Understanding why if heat cannot traverse through a vacume, then how can the sun heat the earth

Ah, but heat energy can travel through vacuum. It just can't heat it up, since vacuum is the absence of matter (mostly). Radiant heat energy is electromagnetic energy in the infrared frequency range.

Now you're down to nine gripes. ;)

ICeMaN
06-28-05, 01:01
I hate it when people don't put the toilet seat down. :eek:

I hate it even more when the leave it down in the first place before using the toilet :eek:

Natakel
06-28-05, 03:12
1) Rude people

2) People with "old" money who think they are somehow smarter then everyone else, even though their great granddad made the dough and they themselves haven't worked a day in their lives. This is somewhat mitigated by the sad fact that the worse specimens of this ilk are really very sad souls and prone to suicide.

3) People who use old, prone, and specimen in the same paragraph :p

4) Days when you know a word is spelled right but it just LOOKS wrong - and you must finally drag out the Websters . . .

5) This little cooling fan in my external hard drive which makes a horrible whirring sound . . .

6) Manufacturers who make the little cooling fans in external hard drive enclosures very, very hard to unplug . . . ;)

7) Static electricity . . . except when the cat decides to get your attention by licking you :D

8) Waking up and finding the aforementioned cat drinking out of my bedside water glass . . . ("This is the first time you've done this, right?").

9) Figuring out how to make a virtual CD drive on your computer, and your wife not thinking it's at all cool . . .

10) The aforementioned wife not understanding that, yes, we DO need more computer stuff . . .

Lev
06-28-05, 13:23
Been away a while....man, this thread grew quick. Well...here goes.....

1. People who hijack others threads with meaningless drivel
2. People who post excessively and relentlessly, despite the fact they have nothing interesting to add to a thread
3. Finding the cat puked on the carpet when I get up in the morning
4. Intolerant and judgemental people
5. My ex
6. My husband's ex

LOL......I'm getting "tongue in cheek" now, so I'll stop ;)

How about a thread for the top 10 things we love???? Fascinates me how so many of us posted that we hate whiners and then proceeded to whine about 20 things that get on our nerves ;)

CaNoFzOo
06-28-05, 14:33
Been away a while....man, this thread grew quick. Well...here goes.....

1. People who hijack others threads with meaningless drivel
2. People who post excessively and relentlessly, despite the fact they have nothing interesting to add to a thread
3. Finding the cat puked on the carpet when I get up in the morning
4. Intolerant and judgemental people
5. My ex
6. My husband's ex

LOL......I'm getting "tongue in cheek" now, so I'll stop ;)

How about a thread for the top 10 things we love???? Fascinates me how so many of us posted that we hate whiners and then proceeded to whine about 20 things that get on our nerves ;)

You should make a thread like that. Go for it. :)

Sasquatch77
06-28-05, 18:12
1. Stupidity
2. People pushing religion door to door
3. Unrestrained Pets
4. Unrestrained Children
5. See #`s 1 through 5
6. Products not performing to thier supposed claim
7. Billy Mays
8. Liberal left-wing media types
9. Isolationism
10. See # 1

softcell72
06-28-05, 21:21
1. those little postcards that fall out of magazines
;)

I second that one the first thing I do is get rid of all those suckers.
so that's number 1
2 phone sales and spam
3 people who will not admit wrongdoing or fault...no matter what
4 twisting things to suit oneself
5 our seriously flawed legal system
6 polititians in general
7 Bush in specific
8 public education or what passes for it these days
9 selfishness and or rudeness
10 ignorance

CaNoFzOo
07-03-05, 19:29
Having to wake up early... yuck! :mad:

N5638J
10-17-05, 03:04
Ah yes, the classics... http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/cool.gif
making old threads show up:P:P hahahaha i just had to go there i bet this thread gets locked now;)


Originally Posted by Scousetechie
People who bring up threads from 2004 http://forums.majorgeeks.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

lb4norleans
10-17-05, 10:26
making old threads show up:P:P hahahaha i just had to go there i bet this thread gets locked now;)

*singing like Tom Hanks in 'Big"*
Memreeeeees...like the coner of my miiiiiiind....
Misty water colored memreeeeeess...of the way we werrrrrrr.... :p

softcell72
10-19-05, 15:56
this poor old thread, I almost feel sorry for it..this is the most action it's seen in a LONG time..lol :)

quirk
10-19-05, 16:04
:) now that's awesome!
annoying, but funny.
still trying for the ban n6546546+54?

N5638J
10-19-05, 19:04
dammit how hard is it to under stand my name is a Tail number from a airplane
still trying for the ban n6546546+54?