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i_wanna_corndog
07-30-05, 23:22
http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2005-07-29T152739Z_01_N28153076_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-BADWRITING-DC.XML

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual."

Hahahahahaha! :)

Novice
07-31-05, 18:49
Was there a point to this, or are you lonely???

Major Attitude
07-31-05, 19:30
Was there a point to this, or are you lonely???
We all have weird thoughts, just some people dont mind putting them out there.