guess who

Or eyes like a Sh*t house rat as we say here :-D

 

If you thought it hurt before, that was child's play compared to what we can do... I guarantee, it won't be funny.

 

...and with that you crossed the line from funny into pathetic territory. I think a couple of the guys who tried to pick me up just before closing when I was bartending on campus a few years ago are in there somewhere as well.

 

NO! Now everyone's going to come ask me about networking and I know nothing about it! :eek

 

Yeah, mine doesn't either, strangely enough....

 

Aaaww. Thanks, ladies. That's real decent of you. You can give my portion to Tony and Jack. They deserve it far more than I do. I'm a gentleman. Those other two aren't, they need to be shown that you two extraordinary ladies are fair and decent and very merciful. Long live Mimsy and TeeCee and their methods of 'education' Fawn. Grovel. Please don't hurt me. Can I go now?

 

Joey the creep

 

Oh ! What a creep Joey an there's me thinking you where a good old northern lad who could take it on the chin like a man, that takes the biscuit you just got a gold in the lifetime acheivments for grovelling ukeuke!!!!!!

 

Hey Mimsy its a good job you can take a joke.

P.S Had a good nights sleep and I've taken that cold shower now :-D

 

Don't know a lot about smilies, wonder if there's a snake's belly one for J.O.T.S

 

Will have a dig about for one !

 

Thanks, boys. I didn't get where I am today by not kissing bottom. Any sycophantic activities, I'm the right dude for the gig. Flattery is my best friend. In time, you'll come to learn it's better to kow tow to the sisters here than vex them. So two fingers to the two stooges. Enjoy your agony. :-D

 

Love you too Joey i know where to come to when i'm in the mucky stuff with the babes again, NOT rolleyes.

 

You may leave... *makes regally magnanimous dismissive gesture* You may consider yourself lucky to escape... this time.

Well, it helps if the joke is funny...

 

Did I miss something? :confused