I am running out of options!

I need help....obviously.

I have something residing in my computer that DOES NOT want to leave. I have tried doing what was instructed in the Windows XP Malware removal thread. Unfotunately, My computer would not run any of the programs I was told to install. I double click and they just dont come up. The only one that tried to was the SuperAntiSpyware. But I get a Microsoft Error report, so it automatically shuts down. I have tried to copy and paste the error report technical info, but it wont let me copy.

Now.....the reason I originally started this whole god forsaken process.

I was originally trying to find a Flash Media recorder. And I downloaded Orbit......then I did a keygen to get the code. I know big mistake.

After that.....Whenever I google anything, I click on the link and it either takes me to an ad page, or it says IE can not display the page.

My desktop has been taken over! My computer theme randomly switches between Windows Classic Theme and Windows XP Theme. My IE version has changed. I initially tried to download IE 8, and I can not do it. I just get the IE can not display page.

I have no sound when on the internet. I can play any music saved to my computer. The music played when you shut down windows plays.....but no online content.

I was able to download Ad-Aware in safe mode, ran that. Still having issues. I can not Run Spybot S&D, it wont let me. I have ran Avira, and AVG. Still having issues. Please help me!

 

Please help me!

 

Also I forgot to add.....

When I try to update any virud program the internet connection fails.