Jokes 2

Out do me on this one.

A dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American. " Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills and blue after we pay them."
The American nodded. " It's the same in the USA only we see stars too!"

:zzz

 

Okay, Obnoxious,
The dead wife one, 6/10.
The other one, apart from being factually inaccurate was dire. -15/10. :-D

Murderhigh. When I first heard that joke I thought it was crap then, too.

What's green and wears a towel on it's head?
Yassa Marrowfat.

 

my wife in "having a facial mask" process? (am so dead)

 

I hope this does not offend,if so please delete and accept my apology.:-D # 3 should read jet skis are not for everyone.

 

How does that boat stay afloat???:confused

 

simple they have built in life berserver. (fat floats) and their feild of gravity is pushing the water away (no offence to anyone)