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02-23-05, 02:32
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Best Single Ad
Best Single Ad
============== This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting... @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
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02-23-05, 09:34
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Re: Best Single Ad
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02-23-05, 09:50
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Re: Best Single Ad
thats pretty funny, someone out there will be 1 lucky guy or gal.
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02-23-05, 09:59
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Re: Best Single Ad
Hello?
Woof.. Woof woof woof, woof woof. What? WOOF! Woof woof wooof wooooooooOOOOooOooF! *click* WoOf!?! WOOFING WOOFERWOOFER! :D
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Re: Best Single Ad
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