I Wonder

[collinsl]

Originally Posted by Nedlamar

What about when it rains somewhere hot where the sun has been beating down for hours at 45C and then there's a downpour?

Why is it? huhhuhhuh? tell me why?........... I don't like muundayyys

The rain cools down the wool, so it expands. This counteracts the contraction during the hot period when the rain is just starting out.

Originally Posted by cabbiinc

If a bather is someone who baths and a worker is someone who works, what's a Twitter?

A social media platform designed to allow short updates about important social issues such as "Why is there corn in my poop if I never eat it?" and "The tweeting toilet just flushed."

Originally Posted by sibeer

If vacuum cleaners really worked, wouldn't all the dirt be gone by now?

Because new dirt is created at an alarmingly high rate.

NEXT!

[tonyhale]

Why is there only one monopoly’s commission

[cabbiinc]

Why is the official international airline pilot's language English and not Arabic?
Why is it when you hear someone talking about a carrot top the person's hair isn't green?

[Rikky]

Originally Posted by cabbiinc

Why is the official international airline pilot's language English and not Arabic?

Because the UK and US are lazy and we have nukes.

Why Arabic?Mandarin has the most native speakers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ative_speakers

[cabbiinc]

Originally Posted by Rikky

Because the UK and US are lazy and we have nukes.

Why Arabic?Mandarin has the most native speakers.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ative_speakers

AIRplanes... AIR-abic

[sibeer]

Originally Posted by cabbiinc

AIRplanes... AIR-abic

That's a bit of a stretch. Did you make that up?

[collinsl]

Originally Posted by tonyhale

Why is there only one monopoly’s commission

Because having more than one government department is wasteful.

Originally Posted by cabbiinc

Why is the official international airline pilot's language English and not Arabic?

Becuase the UN speaks English as a primary language.

Originally Posted by cabbiinc

Why is it when you hear someone talking about a carrot top the person's hair isn't green?

Because people forget that the first carrots were white. And besides, it's carrot top, not carrot top top or carrot leaves top.

[MadMal]

Originally Posted by tonyhale

Why is there only one monopoly’s commission

Originally Posted by collinsl

Because having more than one government department is wasteful.

Since there have been over 250 million Monopoly games sold world wide I don't think one commission is enough.
No wonder people get away with cheating

[dyamond]

Originally Posted by MadMal

Since there have been over 250 million Monopoly games sold world wide I don't think one commission is enough.
No wonder people get away with cheating

I never cheat.


if we not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

[Kestrel13!]

Mmm... midnight snacks.........

[Rikky]

Originally Posted by dyamond

I never cheat.


if we not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Fridges don't have lights in,are you sure it's the fridge?

I know in the US fridges can easily be confused with the garage Is there a car in there?

[Phantom]

Originally Posted by dyamond

...if we not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

What I want to know is, where does the little man that turns the light on and off in the fridge live and does he eat my goodies at night? ~ More to the point, WHERE does he go to the toilet?? Maybe that chocolate moose isn't just chocolate?...

[dyamond]

Originally Posted by Rikky

Fridges don't have lights in,are you sure it's the fridge?

I know in the US fridges can easily be confused with the garage Is there a car in there?

Originally Posted by Phantom

What I want to know is, where does the little man that turns the light on and off in the fridge live and does he eat my goodies at night? ~ More to the point, WHERE does he go to the toilet?? Maybe that chocolate moose isn't just chocolate?...

You guys have some strange refrigerators. Mine don't have little men in them OR cars.

@ Rikky - We call these lights here in America, what do you call them over there?

[Kestrel13!]

@ Rikky - We call these lights here in America, what do you call them over there?

You tell him, gal!

[Nedlamar]

I could be wrong but I think Rikky was referring to the size of the fridges over here, average size of a fridge in UK is about 1/2 that of standard fridges in North America.

I wonder why THAT is?

[collinsl]

Yes, most UK fridges do have oil lamps in them to light them, but recently people have been complaining about the noise of the steam engine needed to power the coolant pump. As a result, the switch to electric fridges is beginning and the oil lamps are being phased out in favour of electric lights. This is, however, a slow process, and it is expected that the rollout time will take up until approximately 1879. Until that point, hospitals should continue to expect cases of paraffin poisoning from contaminated ground beef. It is recommended that the owners of refrigerators equipped with oil lamps should avoid ground beef and switch to tenderloin wherever possible, as this avoids the risk of paraffin poisoning.

We will now return to your regularly scheduled programming...

CANNONBALL!

[Rikky]

Originally Posted by Nedlamar

I wonder why THAT is?

The decadent imperialist life style

Yup cheap fat joke...

[BoredOutOfMyMind]

Originally Posted by dyamond

I never cheat.


if we not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Those who use Free Parking fines for a lottery are cheaters!!

[sibeer]

Originally Posted by Nedlamar

I could be wrong but I think Rikky was referring to the size of the fridges over here, average size of a fridge in UK is about 1/2 that of standard fridges in North America.

I wonder why THAT is?

Because they drink warm beer.
(Cheap English joke)

[Rikky]

Originally Posted by sibeer

Because they drink warm beer.
(Cheap English joke)

What is the international stereotypical joke for England? Americans are fat,Italians are cowards,Germans are Nazi's,French are Frogs,what are we?

I heard that other countries we're stuck up and sexually repressed

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