Heaviest Element Known to Man

Sorry I usually don't read forwarded email but this is an amazing element.

The element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction - that would normally take less than a second to complete - to take as long as 4 years.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever Morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

 

Sweet:-D

 

LOL roflmao

 

oops... double post.

 

roflmao :highfive

 

roflmao... must... forward... to... everyone.... LOL

 

That is funny! When I read the title, I thought government. :-D

 

roflmao That WAS hilarious!!!:-D

 

:-D good one.

 

That was great Evil

 

:-D An accurate universal description of Government.roflmao It even applies to managementium!!!