Best Tom Cruise story ever

http://www.pugbus.net/artman/publish/10072006_11_cruiseplug.shtml

gotta love the creative spelling of the maker

 

That's hilarious...

I never liked him because he takes himself too seriously...

 

Quoted from article:
"George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing".



Ya learn something new everyday!
This one was not in my history lessons....lol

Regards...

 

Lol I gotta show my US History teacher this link

 

"My client is tired of being the butt of jokes about his sexuality," said Mr. Cruise' attorney Marvin Keister. "The Mission Insertable butt plug is offensive not only on its face but also in its subversion of an orifice that Scientologists believe is next to godliness.

Did this guy read his statement before he released it?

Way too funny.

 

hahahaha gross.

 

LOL scientologists have to keep thier colons super clean another religion 'cult' crossed of my list,aint no god takin that route with me

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA okkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyy..........

 

I'm suprised he's still working in hollywood, he gets up so many peoples asses

 

Ha Ha Ha

 

that is the funniest thing i've read...i'm sitting here with tears rolling down my face. thank you thank you. you have made my day.

 

So you own one then Laurie

 

If she didn't , she just might have to buy one now to remind her of that comment!

Good one Rikky

 

Well he sure is going to get up a few more around the world with that link alive

 

That was hilarious - very creative on someone's part.

 

lol.......thats so funny i want one just to put up in my display cabinet
just knowing that TomC would be getting sh!ty knowing people were buying them would make me happy...lol

 

OMG hahaha kudos to Tom et al for bringing this to the publics attention. I was wondering if the Oprah thing could ever be topped though he didn't instigate this one. Absolutely hilarious!!! Thank you for my first belly laugh in a while.

 

I noticed in the story it says Mick Jagger used one. Explains a lot (If you have ever seen him in concert you will know what I mean)