StReSs Diet

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by G.T., Aug 25, 2004.

  1. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    THE STRESS DIET!
    This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

    Breakfast:
    1 grapefruit
    1 slice whole wheat toast
    8 oz. skim milk

    Lunch:
    4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast
    1 cup steamed spinach
    1 cup herb tea
    1 Oreo cookie

    Mid-Afternoon snack:
    The rest of Oreos in the package
    2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream
    1 jar hot fudge sauce

    Dinner:
    2 loaves garlic bread
    4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke
    1 large sausage, mushroom, and cheese pizza
    3 Snickers bars

    Evening Snack:
    Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake
    (eaten directly from freezer)

    REMEMBER:
    STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS

    And also remember the philosophy that eating healthily does not make you live longer, it just makes it SEEM longer.
     
  2. BeerMonkey

    BeerMonkey Master Sergeant

    4 cans of coke....i like it! :)
     
  3. ICeMaN

    ICeMaN Master Sergeant

    Sausage and Mushroom pizza sounds really good :drool: :D
     
  4. fleppen

    fleppen Gumshoe

    can you make an european version of that? :D we don't have half the stuff you mention.
     
  5. ASUS

    ASUS MajorGeek

    Forgot the midnight snack: ONE PACK OF ROLAIDS

    My stress diet consists of: 4 beer's and asskicken for whom who caused it.
    And then another beer!
     
  6. Freddy

    Freddy Sergeant

    Coffee for breakfast, beer for lunch and drinks with dinner works for me.
     

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