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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tonyhale, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. tonyhale

    tonyhale Lounge Lizard No.2

    Hi Bill
    How’s things with the old screws and joints (wonder if a joint would help :cool) just seen the physiotherapist, she tells me that after the op I wont be able to have a bath for 6 months, ah well I should be able to keep the flies away from the fruit cocktail. :-D
     
  2. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    Just have a sponge bath then with nubile nurse's aids doing the deed.:drool That's weird though as stitches come out within a couple of weeks and it's all healed over.:confused
     
  3. TeeCee

    TeeCee MajorGeek

    LOL! Tony! Good grief, Tony, you can get a bath seat for your tub, and take a sponge bath. IF you a Nurse Ratchet in the house, she will gladly help you :-D

    That surgery is so advanced now, I'll think you will be surprised. ;) Yeah, just make sure you have enough oil to lube those joints while you are healing!:-D

    Sometimes, the stitches will come out sooner, and they just use steri strips :)
     
  4. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    I thought scousers only got a bath once a year anyway Tony :p or have you won the lottery and able to pay the bills, oh ! in saying that, one is from the posh part, isn't one LOL !
     
  5. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Just buy plenty of Raid;). Hope it all goes well, Tony.
     
  6. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    Says the gadgee from Middlesbrough, a place where if a bomb was dropped on it, it'd cause a tenner's worth of damage. ;)
    But I digress. W'happen, Tony? I've been away and I can't be arsed to trawl through all the threads I missed.
    Apologies, I am but doggie doo doo on your shoe. :-o
    Wait........you ain't had the hip replaced already.....? Naaaah, too soon. As you were.
     
    Last edited: Jan 26, 2010
  7. tonyhale

    tonyhale Lounge Lizard No.2

    Hi J.O.T.S :wave who's this kn**head from the brough, :confused a bomb would have made £10.000,000 of improvments. no sponges for me, the beautiful one has decided to sit me in the garden and hose me down :-o
     
  8. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

    Firstly Tony i am surprised they have said 6 months before you can get in the bath [​IMG] or is it just that you must not try to climb over the side of the bath, I was in the shower after 2 weeks the day the staples came out (boy did i stink) the only thing i had to do was put a waterproof dressing (available from all pharmacies) over the wound and i was ready to go.

    As for me all the bits are working for the time being.

    When you have had the op we will be "hip buddies" so we can sit in our rocking chairs tell stories and spit baccy while humming along to Johnny Cash.
     
  9. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    I'm the kn**head from the BORO not the "brough" :confused Tony, hoseing down, you had better tell her indoors to phone the fire brigade, or even get yourself shotblasted LOL:p;) !
     
  10. tonyhale

    tonyhale Lounge Lizard No.2

    J.O.T.S Rustyjack!! is that Major Geek?? or Major Reek:-D
     
  11. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    Well it's definitely not Sergeant is it Tony :major;):-D:p stand to attention boy when you speak about your superiors ;):pLOL

    Signed Major Rustyjack :major !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. tonyhale

    tonyhale Lounge Lizard No.2

    Sorry cur or is that sir :-D
     
  13. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    LOL, I haven't heard that one in a long time.:-D
     
  14. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    "cur" Tony must have got me mixed up with the one thats hosing you down ! :p;) roflmaoroflmao
    Yes "Sir" will suffice ! :-D;):p
     
  15. tonyhale

    tonyhale Lounge Lizard No.2

    in your dreams :-d
     
  16. tonyhale

    tonyhale Lounge Lizard No.2

    Hi Bill
    Johnny Cash is that the money you put in a condom machine
     
  17. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    Thankyou ! roflmaoroflmaoroflmao
     
  18. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

    I am not sure our American friends will understand that,it's like Durex,in the US that is sticky tape:-D LMAO I was just imagining trying to prevent babies by wrapping it in sticky tape.
     
  19. augiedoggie

    augiedoggie The Canadian Loon - LocoAugie (R.I.P. 2012)

    Sounds like duct tape to me.:-D
     
  20. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Don't get cocky. When you outrank a Brigadier, then you can stop calling ME "Sir". roflmao
     

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