You know you're a geek when...

... you give your pets email addresses!!

 

....when you're still using your sliderule calculator

 

You're REALLY a geek when you train your pets to answer their own email.

 

Perhaps I should design a computer that they can use to reply to emails Now that sounds fun.

 

I knew a guy who gave his two dogs official names so he could score some free promo items.

 

Good idea!

 

you IM peeps in the same house .....

 

you're metal frame glasses are held together with a paper clip...

 

When i have friends over, i do that a lot but thats because our two computers are on different floors. So its convenient.

...you kno your a geek when you play a game on pogo or yahoo against someone in the same household...


^I do that a lot w/ friends^

 

...you have in-depth discussions on the differences between UNIX and Linux.

 

You can remember the date of First Contact (according to Star Trek) but, for the life of you, can't even come close to your girlfriends birthday.


This is from personal experience.

 

LOL


You sit here and try to come up with some geek-ism of your own to put down
whilst playing Star Fleet Academy(again).

 

What's a girlfriend??

 

When my mate comes over and plugs in his laptop we always IM each other, even thought we are sitting about 1m appart It's more convinient for URLs

 

Re: You know you're male chauvinist geek when...

you email you wife a recipe you found on the internet for her to have ready when you get home.

 

Yeah, i do that with my sis occaisionally, like "it's dinner time" or someting


actually that is pretty lazy, we're on the same floor XD

heh, ok,uhm... when you understnad the jokes on thinkgeek tshirts!

 

you know your a geek when...

you visit this website!!

 

...when someone at school tells you you are

 

when your own parents tell you that you are.

now im sayin mine do if thats what ur gettin to

 

People don't belive me when I say I'm a geek. The only way I can presuade them is by talking physics with the nerds

 

People around me don't look at me as a geek. I don't really care, either way I'm the one on it for hours everyday lol.

 

by the way, goldy, what did you get in maths?

28% Pure 100% mechanics = C for me

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having a detailed discussion about the origins of "got root", "1337" and bash when hanging round a girls school

 

I got an E overall

 

E??? Whats this for?

 

you see referances in the torah (jewish bible), eg: 64:26:89, and think "I wonder whos IP adress that is?"

actually happend to me.

 

lol, good ones guys!

 

...you use firefox... or any type of open source program.

 

Maths


I bet he beat me in physics though... damn geek


um.... when you write 1337 notes in class

 

Aha. Actually I got a C in maths... Mechanics I got 80% on I screwed up one question real bad but the rest I got full marks on

Pure let me down... I got an E for that, just... dammit, I keep confusing myself!!

Oh and I got a B for physics, I made a lot of silly mistakes

 

you use paint as a mirror by maknig a large all black background.

works quite nicely actually, i do it all the time.

 

LOL.

There is a program called "Mirror" for the Palm. All it does it turns the screen black

Y'know, i think I might be in with a chance with this chick :


Dammit, shame she's fictional

 

scraped an a in mechanics didnt we I got a C in physics... more revision next time I think, lol.



and goldy, i have the signed first edition of the book from that site!didnt know you liked that comic

 

yeah thats where i got eh idea from lol. but it works!!! which is really cool. but it also shows how lazy i am because theres a mirror on the other side of the room

 

...when you play this game of "you know you're a geek when..." at work. Seriously, one of my good friends and I sit there and do it. The main one this week was: "...when you can fix the university's network but they have no idea what is going on!" (Our uni's network ALWAYS goes down.)

Haha, just to get the other side in: What's a boyfriend? Haha,

It really is the only way to go...

 

enough said. . . . . . .http://www.wizards.com/playdnd/playdnd.asp

 

You known when ... both of your sons have Email addresses before they were born ... and have "sent/received" Email ... to/from the grandparents! ;-)