Funny

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chritters65, Aug 5, 2006.

  1. chritters65

    chritters65 Private E-2

    THE GOOD WIFE

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face
    was
    severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
    graft any
    skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered
    to donate
    some of her own skin.

    However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was
    suitable would
    have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that
    they would
    tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that
    the
    doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate
    matter.

    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at them
    man's new
    face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
    friends and
    relatives just went on and on about his Youthful beauty!

    One day, he was alone with his
    wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her
    sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything
    you did
    for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

    "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time
    I see
    your mother kiss you on the cheek.:eek:
     
  2. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    LOL. Family harmony is such a vast topic. :D

    And welcome to MG chritters65. :)
     
  3. chritters65

    chritters65 Private E-2

    Thank you sir.:)
     
  4. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Welcome critters,cool first post :)
     
  5. chritters65

    chritters65 Private E-2

    Thank you,Rikky.Neat Avatar.Reminds me of someone:) :)
     
  6. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    I grabbed it from a UK directory equiries ad much better quality than this but the link eludes me :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbikMxihtoU
     

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