Healthy Diet not a Requirement

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

Could everyone please stop talking, these chest pains just won't go away.

 

roflmao

 

I suspect our lack of exercise and diet are the main culprits. And speaking english.

 

So a mime should live forever?

 

Not if I see him.

 

I speak strine (austrakian English). I wonder if that counts? Bazza

Check out http://zikzak.zikzak.net/~bunny/strine.html

For more info, do a google search on STRINE. Baz