Porn for women ;-)

Oh what a dreamboat :-D

 

I'm not sure whether I should be aroused or just laugh my way into unconsciousness...! roflmao

 

This book is going in with my next order to Amazon. What a fabulous gift for ANY woman I know! Thanks for sharing.

 

Well, after seeing this I can certainly see why a woman would consider becoming a lesbian. :-D

Third pic down looks like the poster child for the Proctologists of America Fund Drive

 

Ewwww...nah....they use purple gloves

 

Bah, did all those things for 25+ years - still do, for most of them. Didn’t do me much good though. rolleyes

 

Appreciation at last!!!! Some one wrote a book about me :celebrate

 

Best. Response. Period. roflmaoroflmaoroflmao

 

i was reading through this post when there was suddenly mutterings from the lower ranks:-D (my wife was reading over my shoulder and saw this post) its gonna take a bunch of flowers and some chocolates to restore order and probably an ice-pack haha

 

Good luck with that :-D

 

I dunno, i may be a different breed of woman but I don't think I could put up with any of the pansies listed up above... If I wanted mt man to be a girl I'd skip a step and sate a girl vus at least I'd get boobs to look at...

Maybe I'm just too much of a guy at heart...

My perfect guy? Honey, the NFL playofs are today.. you have two choices. Stay and watch with me or take my credit card so you arent here whining about it.

The baby is crying, if I'll get up this time, but later I don't care if you have a headache or not im getting some.

I like attitude... hehe

 

I'm with you, Wenchie. I'll fight for position in front of the TV for NFL playoffs, and gods help the poor man who attempts to stand between me and a hockey game.

Mine does cook, and quite well, but the only time I've ever seen him in an apron there was nothing on under it. LOL

 

The apron is because splatter burns can 1) be rather painful and 2) can interfere with any post cooking plans that may have been made if they splatter in the wrong area (never cook bacon without clothes on....)


~C

 

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

The time before I saw him in an apron, he'd been cooking bacon. roflmao

I just meant he wouldn't wear one with clothes, not that I didn't get it. LOL

 

roflmao

 

Whoa! Way too much information! :eek

 

hehe Jim's right, oil spatter isn't much fun, it leads to burns in uncomfortable places. hee hee.

 

Hmm, didn't see my photo there, grilling, fixing anything that needs fixing (just saved a bundle by figuring out why the dryer wouldn't light), setting up new apps on my wife's PC, configuring them, helping her figure things out, and running scans/cleaning viruses.

It must have been left out by accident. LOL

 

Nah...too much information would have been if I'd posted the picture. roflmao

 

Trust me, the image my mind created was far more than enough :-D

 

No comment

 

Hey, I've never been accused of not listening. I've actually been told not to listen so much.

 

"I like to do these things before I have to be asked."

roflmao

 

I feel so........umm, used.

 

and you thought this thread was dead :-D

A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, middle-aged man enters.
He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him.
The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks directly toward her.
Before she can offer her apologies for rudely staring, he leans over and whispers, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want me to do for $20... But, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asks what the condition is.
The man replies, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considers his proposition for a moment and then removes a $20 bill from her purse, which she presses into the man's hand along with her address.
She then looks deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully says,
"Clean my house."

 

Posts like that actuall give me a glimmer of hope that I might have a soulmate out there somewhere!

Wenchie, you got a very lucky dude! I hope he knows how lucky he is!

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LOL hardly. But thanks