Arrr me hearties......for it be the 19th!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mulletgut, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. mulletgut

    mulletgut Private First Class

    Don't forget that today is the 19th of September. What is the significance of that? Well today, it be..........
    International Talk Like A Pirate Day
    I have been driving my kids nuts this morning. It's a hoot. I told them they have to talk like a pirate all day at school today. For it be the rules and they be scurvy dogs if they don't. Arrrr.
     
    mulletgut, Sep 18, 2006
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  2. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Ooooo arrrrrrr Ooooo arrrrrrr...shiver me timbers.....

    It's also National Love Your Files week...so as you are flying through Windows Explorer this week, be tender with your mouse pointer and stroke those files a little before you click them hard!
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  3. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Do my files think I'm two-timing them when I make copies of them on a backup drive? :D

    Arrrgghh.
     
    G.T., Sep 18, 2006
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  4. Bladesofhalo

    Bladesofhalo MajorGeek

    Stroking files (o_O), wouldnt that be "molesting" the files?
     
    Bladesofhalo, Sep 18, 2006
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  5. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    And don't forget the K-Y .....Hey, Halo ...need some more, please.:) :)
     
    TimW, Sep 18, 2006
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  6. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Why so much? You eating it with peanut butter? It ain't that kind of jelly! :p :D
     
    G.T., Sep 18, 2006
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  7. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    It isn't? Then why did Lev want to put it on her pointy thing?:eek: :eek:
     
    TimW, Sep 18, 2006
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  8. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    My mouse was hungry and his ball was stiff so he couldn't reach the jar of peanut butter so I had to lubricate his wheel first so that he could free wheel it down the the peanut butter jar and feed himself.

    Am I convincing yet? :p
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  9. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Scatalogical, anatomical, animistic, but not convincing.
     
    G.T., Sep 18, 2006
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  10. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Whoa Timmie I would run for cover before Lev takes her pointy thingy and does something nasty to your soother
     
    BCGray, Sep 18, 2006
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  11. BCGray

    BCGray Guest

    Lev, and you were chastizing us, for corrupting your son!!!!!!!!
     
    BCGray, Sep 18, 2006
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  12. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek


    I'm totally flattered..thanks Gary :D

    *Looks at TimW*......take cover...incoming !!!! HA!
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  13. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Oh, My ....I can't believe you said that!! Is Mini-geek in bed? Somebody take that stuff away from her!!:mad: :mad:
     
    TimW, Sep 18, 2006
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  14. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    You don;t know me very well yet, do you..haha....shhh.....don't warn him Halo ;)

    Mini-Geek is not only in bed, he's in England. So I'm safe...until tomorrow anyhow ;)
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  15. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    But it's already "tomorrow" in England. You're likely in trouble now.
     
    G.T., Sep 18, 2006
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  16. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    DRAT!

    *Hides behind G.T.*

    Don't let them find me....there's a bottle of Halo's best Chardonnay in it for you...I sneaked one over from the other thread ;)
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  17. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Quick, click the red triangle. Maybe it will all go away before you get caught.
     
    G.T., Sep 18, 2006
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  18. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek


    Wow...what innovative thinking GT! Report myself!!!! I usually leave that to you guys ;)

    @mulletgut....apologies for this intrusion to your thread...I have not fogotten what tomorrow is. I have my peg leg and hooked hand ready.....going to be hard to type though ;)
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  19. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Well, you said you were protected by it. I thought maybe it had some arcane magical properties.
     
    G.T., Sep 18, 2006
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  20. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    It does! Everytime I press it MA appears and comes to the rescue ;) Geek Knights of the Computer Table :D
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  21. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    Pirate walks into a bar ....peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch over the eye ...bartender asks .
    How did you lose the leg .
    Arg ...to a crocodile in the keys.
    Then how did you lose your hand ....
    Arg ...sword fight when we pilaged a town..
    Then how did you lose your eye ...
    Bird crapped in it ...
    Whoa, says the bartender....didn't know bird poop could knock out an eye ..
    Can't ....it happened right after I got the hook.
     
    TimW, Sep 18, 2006
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  22. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    WARNING: Topical but bad joke......

    Where do software pirates put their plunder?
    On a CD-Arrrrrrggh!
     
    Lev, Sep 18, 2006
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  23. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Darn! I thought they'd carry it with them on their pirate chip.

    Arrrgghh!
     
    G.T., Sep 19, 2006
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  24. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    Arrr, 'tis me sons birthday on the 19th 'tis. So I emailed him the link arrr. He'll be needing a new keyboard to read it mateys, the hook you know.
     
    sibeer, Sep 19, 2006
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  25. mulletgut

    mulletgut Private First Class

    So where does a pirate capt'n keep his buccaneers?





    On the side of his buccanhead.

    ***ducks***
     
    mulletgut, Sep 19, 2006
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  26. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    Arrghh!...Well then, me maties, I'll be sure to extra kind and genteel-like to those Pirate files arrghh, yes.

    I be playin' the game 'Pirates' today too!...Argh. Must get the wire taken out of me jaw, so I talk without going "Arrgh!!.." :rolleyes:

    Now where be my rum cookies and milk, arrgh!.
     
    Phantom, Sep 19, 2006
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  27. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek

    Arggghhhh! You're all treasures........every single one of you! Arrrrrghhhhh!

    :D

    So, if it is Pirates Day, does that mean we are going to get invaded with people wanting to know how to illegally rip music and software today? ;)
     
    Lev, Sep 19, 2006
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  28. TimW

    TimW MajorGeeks Administrator - Jedi Malware Expert Staff Member

    A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into rum!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of rum on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances. The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat."
     
    TimW, Sep 19, 2006
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  29. Scousetechie

    Scousetechie Specialist

    It is also the first anniversary of me giving up smoking. Yay!! :)
     
    Scousetechie, Sep 19, 2006
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  30. Solange

    Solange Sergeant Major

    Anfäkta och regera, era landkrabbor! :D
    Which means... well... What Captain Haddock always says! [​IMG]
     
    Solange, Sep 19, 2006
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  31. Lev

    Lev MajorGeek


    Awesome!!!!! Congratulations :D
     
    Lev, Sep 19, 2006
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  32. matt.chugg

    matt.chugg MajorGeek

    matt.chugg, Sep 19, 2006
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  33. bigbazza

    bigbazza R.I.P. 14/12/2011 - Good Onya Geek

    A much more important thing to celebrate. :) ;)
    Congrats, Scousetechie. Keep on going.:cool: Bazza

    PS: Local whitegoods store has a sale on. If you speak "pirate" or wear something "pirate", they will give you a AUD$500 holiday voucher if you spend lots of $$$. Bazza

    ===

     
    bigbazza, Sep 19, 2006
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  34. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Hmmm :confused: pirates are merciless thugs who steal from private and civilian cargo ships when did they become so lovable:confused:

    oh yeh when politicians started popping up :)
     
    Rikky, Sep 19, 2006
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  35. G.T.

    G.T. R.I.P February 4, 2007. You will be missed.

    Blame it on Disney. Either on their old "Pirates Of The Caribbean" ride at their theme parks, or with Johnny Depp's recent movies. ;)
     
    G.T., Sep 19, 2006
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  36. Solange

    Solange Sergeant Major

    Old time's equivalents of baad rock stars?
     
    Solange, Sep 20, 2006
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