Funny!

[collinsl]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/IT_guys

[bigtrucks]

UH_OH Ladies the cat's out of the bag now.

The female


Yeah thats right. Female. As in lady chick, and other such variations. Chicks can occasionally become a Teknishon, despite having boobs. In such a scenario, they are either incredibly hot, or incredibly ugly. It is unknown why this is, some belive that the ugly variety are just Nerds pretending to be female. But it's ok. It's not as if a Nerd or a Fat guy is going to score the hot female teknishon anyways, no matter how many common interests they share. If television has taught us anything, it's that nerds are social rejects. So a human will probably get the female Teknishon anyways. Although if you do score a female teknishon, be aware that you may just have a nerd for a child. Something to do with genes, I don't frigging know, ask Wikipedia about this sort of shit. So for the well-being of the human race, try and prevent the kid becoming a nerd at all costs. Or murder the child. The latter is preferable in France, because then you kill two birds with one stone.