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The beautiful one had to go for a check up, as usual I accompanied her. She, the beautiful one had slightly raised blood sugar, and her cholesterol was up a tad. Nothing to worry about really, but the practice nurse wants to keep an eye on her. We sat chatting to the nurse for a few minutes, the nurse asked me how I was, told her I was fine, then, the beautiful one mentioned the fact that I was due to go in for a hip replacement, how’s this for crazy.
She, the nurse Put ME ON A DIET. I was only there to hold the beautiful one’s hand and I finish up having to lose weight ![]()
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Next time, wait in the car and bring along one of these.
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Oh, Tony, you know she loves ya, and the diet can't be all that bad.. Plus, it will be good for you with your new hip!
Oh, it is a wonder what they can do these days! New hips, knees, even knuckles now.. Truly amazing!
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As TeeCee said " Oh, it is a wonder what they can do these days! New hips, knees, even knuckles now " even diets !
![]() ![]() Go for it Tony ! ![]()
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JK Tony I'm sure it won't be too bad. What kind of diet are you on, if yo don't mind me asking?BT
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I know what you mean with Doctors, etc. I went to the Physio with a bad back, once. All I came out of there with was a diet and exercise plan. If I wanted that, I would have seen the Dietician . (My weight was confirmed as normal and above average fitness by my regular Doc., B.T.W.)Anyway, I hope all goes well for ya, Tony. ![]() ![]()
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The diet is one i invented myself, I can eat anything I like as long as I swill it down with a decent bottle of Merlot.
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Darlene, they are replacing knuckles in people with severe arthritis. It is truly amazing what the Ortho surgeons can do today.
![]() @ Tony, hubby would really like that diet too! ![]()
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Hi, only if nurse ratchet says its ok. Sounds like things are getting better there.
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Tony, Nurse Ratchet must approve of all diets! If I had his cholesterol, I'd eat anything! ![]() Yes, things are going much better now, thank you for asking. He is a tough one, and hard to keep down. BUT, he listens to Nurse Ratchet, as he has no choice Nurse Ratchet rules!
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I hope all goes well with the hip job Tony.
I don't know if you have all the info about how it will effect you but if they use the sport hip (i have one) ![]() as opposed to the standard replacement you should be out of bed on the second day with the physio and walking unaided within 1 month. I am going in to have my other hip and my left knee joint replaced on 25 Feb so we will be able to compare notes. Good thought heading your way from Belgium.
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Good morning, Tony, "don't want to come from under the table I won't " Whoa!!! He doesn't go under the table!
Nurse Ratchet wouldn't approve that ! @ BILLMCC66, best of Luck to ya with your surgery. I have seen some real miracles, with knee and hip and knuckle replacements.. Here, they are using Titanium.. I have seen people with arthritis so bad, they couldn't straighten their hands, it hurt so bad, and was so swollen and hurt, but with those knuckle replacements, it was truly awesome to see a woman open and close her hand for the first time in years without pain. I just marveled at that, and she said it was the first time her hand didn't hurt.. She even had a smile on her face! That is awesome! Also, I have seen knee and hip replacements, that were equally amazing.. If they do the surgery early in the morning, they have ya up and walking by evening.. The look on these people's faces are truly wonderful to see, as they say, "NO PAIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" I hope to hear good news from yours also.. ![]()
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Hi Tony, the Spinal blocks are not so bad at all. You won't feel a thing. Really, and they won't let you watch, either
You can talk to the techs there, they would enjoy that, especially the anaesthesiologist. Hubby had two of them, and said he'd do it again.. Never felt a thing. Best of Luck to ya Tony, maybe they will let you have a laptop in your room, and you can keep us updated.. COOL! ![]()
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Apocalypse Now. I love the smell of Diathermy burning flesh in the morning.
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Tony, If you really want to watch, no need for mirrors! They will set up a Monitor and you can watch and see everything, but they don't want you to faint!! You might have to prove to them you are and you CAN handle it! ![]()
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They did the block from my forearm but i suspect it is much the same as a spinal block. Over the years i have had a number of epidurals between L4 and L5 where they have blocked the pain from my legs, they are great but they only last about 3 to 4 weeks and then wear off, i am only allowed 5 per year (don't know why but that is the rule?) My mom had the bypass done twice 12 years apart and lived a normal life until she was 80 she just had to take the rat poison (warfarin) for her blood, the technology is always improving so it can only get better. As for me i have got more spare parts than an old Ford (it's fun at the airport) so these new parts will just add to the collection. ![]() I hope you don't have too much pain in the waiting period and best wishes for a healthy life. Bill
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Bill,
Now I understand your title. Any of those parts turbo-charged?
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