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Old 02-04-05, 08:14
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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy
and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was
kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times he still, was a crusty old man and
was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and
Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly dad, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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Old 02-04-05, 09:18
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that was just PUNderfull!
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Old 02-04-05, 10:44
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oh man. I didn't want to keep reading but I kept reading because even though it was painful, it was funny
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Died at 71 and with a bun in the over. Good to know he could rise to occasion at that age.
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Old 02-04-05, 14:43
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Thay left out the part about his sagging buns
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