oh look i've won again

how many times have you WON MONEY

we all get them! lets post them and see how much money we have missed out onroflmao

 

Luckily gmail picks up on this rubbish and disposes of it properly

 

Halfers Wolf ?

 

roflmao whats mine is yours G

 

I've been using the Internet regularly for about 8 years now and I've yet to receive a single piece of spam in my inbox :cry

 

oh you haved missed out on so much Rikky!

viagra

money won

holidays won

tv's/computers won

and all without entering one single Competitionroflmao

 

Most of mine is caught and goes to the spam box, the ones that do slip through are not postable (nasty)

I want Rikkys' mail server, wow!

 

How about this one? I figure that since I didn't solicite this in any way he has voided any right to privacy.

Jack Artwork
Address: - 25 dalberg way
abbeywood,london,Se2 9sl UK
phone number :- +0702 406 5415
Rc:120032

My name is Jack Lanegan,I am an artist, i have a job offer here,I live in
United Kingdom, with my four cats, one dog and the love of
my life. It is definitely a full house. I have been doing artwork since I was a
small child. That gives me about 23 years of experience. I majored in art in
high school and took a few college art courses. Most of my work is done in
either pencil or airbrush mixed with color pencils. I have recently added
designing and creating artwork on the computer. I have been selling my art
works for the last 3 years and have had a lot of my works featured on trading
cards, prints and in magazines.I have sold in galleries and to private
collectors from all over the world and i get paid without hassles. I am always
facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling my art works to
Americans,owing to the fact that they mostly offer to pay with a US POSTAL MONEY
ORDER, which is difficult for me to cash here in The United Kingdom.

And also the cost of coming to the state and getting payments is very
expensive,though i am currently working on setting up a branch in the
States.
In view of the above i am in urgent need of a representative in the united
states who will be handling the payment aspect,by recieving my payments on my
behalf from my American clients .It is as a result of the above that i came up
with the idea of looking for a responsible and competent person(s) who will be
of assistance to me in this area,whom i can entrust my payments upon and who
will cash them immediately he/she recieves them and forward the Monies to me
here in theU.Kvia Moneygram Or Western Union International Money Transfer. What
i need from you is just to recieve the payments and take them to your local bank
or check cashing facility and cash them immediately and deduct your own
commission.
I are prepared to offer a commission of 10% to you persons on any payments
recieved and cashed,and i shall increase the commission from time to time based
on your competenceand efficiency.

This does not stop you from doing your normal job,it's just for you to take
deliveries of payments and cash them and transfer the money to me here in the
U.K via Moneygram Or Western Union International Money Transfer.
May i not fail to inform you that you have to assure me that any payments you
recieve will be instantly cashed and transfered immediately,as i are just
starting this set up and i would not like a situation where people will make
away ou squander my hard earned money,so please
asure me that all will be well in this business arrangement.

What the job entails is for you to:

(A) Receive Payments on our Behalf from out American Debtors;such payments shall
come in the form of Official Checks,Cashiers Checks
,Postal Money Orders and Bank drafts,all of which shall be issued in the USA.
(B) Cash such payments
(C) Transfer the monies via Moneygram Or Western Union International Money
Transfer.
It wouldn't cost you any amount, You are to receive payments which will be sent
to you by fedex or usps courier service from my debtors, which would come in
form of a United States Postal Money Order then you are to cash it deduct your
own 10% commission and send the balance to me via western union money transfer
or money gram money transfer,all transfer fees should be deducted from the
money.On acceptance of this offer
please get back to me with the
following:

(A) Your FULL NAMES
(B) ADDRESS DETAILS,PLEASE NO P.O BOXES
(C) HOME AND WORK PHONE NUMBERS (INCLUDING CELL PHONE NUMBER)
(D) AGREEMENT AND ACCEPTANCE OF THIS REQUEST.
(E)Age and Gender

Once I get these details I will forward them from time to time to my clients who
will then issue out the payments in your favour and send it to you for
cashing.This is a completely legal thing in as much as you prove your honesty by
acting to instructions,people have made away with my monies in the past and i am
trying to be carfeful this time
around.
You can cash the check wherever you choose,i know they charge commission at the
cashing facilities,it's okay if you go cash them there. Please get back to me
immediately as i have a lot of payments to recieve and as soon as you send me
your home address details i will instruct that my debtors start issuing out the
payments to you.

God will bless you as you help me also
Cheers

Jack Lanegan

 

You think your lucky? Check this out, and not only this, but just last year I Won 11 US dollars on a scratcher! I'm still checking travelocity for flights to South Africa :celebrate


Date: Thu Nov 8 17:05:33 2007
From: southafrica2010fifa worldcuplotto <sa2010_lott55@hotmail.co.uk>
[ Add to Address Book | Block Address | Report as Spam ]
To: <undisclosed-recipients>
Subject: CONGRATULATION!!!YOU ARE THE WINNER!!!þ


EURO=AFRO=AMERICAN=LOTTERY
INTERNATIONAL=PROMOTION=SWITZERLAND
SOUTH AFRICAN2010 FIFA WORLD CUP LOTTERY
BUNDERSTRASSE 33

3324 BERN ECK,SWITZERLAND



WINNING NOTIFICATION



Winning Number: and bonus Ball Number:



Dear Sir/Madam

We happily announce to you the draw of South African 2010 FIFA WORLD CUP lottery Award International programme held in Zurich, Switzerland.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9665 75604546 199 with
Serial number 97560 drew the winning: 11,13,26,34,44,48,02 which subsequently won you the lottery award in the 2nd category.

Your name has therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$ 1.200.000.00 (One Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in cash credited to file KPC/9030108308/03. This is from a total cash prize of US$ 240,000,000.00 (Two Hundred And Forty million United States dollars)shared among the first 200 lucky winners in this category worldwide.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our lottery
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In view of this, your US$1.200,000.00 (One Million Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) would be released to you through the assistance of our agent in South Africa immediately he commences the process to facilitate the release of your prize as soon as you contact him.

All participants were selected randomly from Worldwide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000,00 companies and individual email addresses. The lottery programme was organized to
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See below how to claim your prize.

Details on the Winnings
Your Winning Reference Number is: FLS-ZR39-825P-4 Batch Number: 74-263-BBN.
TICKET NUMBER:B9665 75604546 199
SERAIL NUMBER:97560
WINNING NUMBERS:11,13,26,34,44,48,02

You are required to forward the following details to help facilitate the processing of your claim and certificate which will facilitate the claiming of winning prize to the tune of US$1.200.000.00 dollar. This correspondence officially confirms that we are in receipt of Instructions relating to the payment of your lottery winnings. Provided in attachment is a Non resident claim form you are required to completely fill the claims form with your correct information and submit it. We look forward to receive your information.
NAME
Country
country of resident
AGE
MOBILE NUMBER:
Remember, you must contact your claim agent Barrister Smith Mathew immediately you received this message because you stand a risk of losing the prize if you fail to file your claim within a month from the day you received this notification.You must claim your prize after calling him and sending your reference and batch number and all the above informations to his email address and call him to let him know that you have contacted him through email.
Direct line: +27-730789689
Email: smiththew17@yahoo.co.uk



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For further confirmation Please call DPU office at TEL: +27-730789689

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our promotions SA2010 WORLD CUP program.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Sandra Nzama
[Zonal Coordinator]







N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Please do not reply to this mail box. Contact your claims agent through his email contact at smiththew17@yahoo.co.uk


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http://get.live.com/mail/options

I think the most important thing is to never give your email away,I only sign up to reputable sites and never send those E cards to friends at Christmas etc. They're just email harvesters.

 

I second the gmail <3... I mean, I win so much money and free male enhancement products that I could open a store... and all those hot young insert dirty adjectives waiting for me? I'm the pimp daddy yo...

 

i get emails saying if i send money to Nigeria that i will get more then i paid. Or something like get 20 million. There all scams

 

Hello,

I am an Accountant with Oceanic Bank International Plc. My Name is Mr. Baline
Mccoy. A Banker, I am the personal Accountant Manager to (Late Engineer Michael
) who bears the same last name with you, a citizen of your country, who used
to work with Chevron Development oil company in Nigeria.

Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 2000,my
Client his wife and their three children were involved in a drastic car accident
Along Sagamu/Lagos Express Road. Unfortunately him and his three kids lost their
lives immediately in the event of the accident, while the wife was taken to the
hospital where she died three days later. Their bodies were kept in the mortuary
for five months in order to carry out proper investigation by the police on how
to locate their surviving relatives. They have all checked all available public
files and embassies, but all their efforts had proved abortive.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, no one has been coming for his
account that he deposited with our bank. And due to the banking law and
regulation of 1985 sub section 18d page 103 chapter 11 of the constitution
governing all banking policy in Nigeria, and in accordance to the banking decree
003 subsection 45 which stated that any deposited fund which remains unclaimed
after the existing period of four years will be confiscated by the national
treasury department as unclaimed fund. And this has brought too much agitation
in our bank between boards of directors on how to declare this account
unserviceable due to the fact that the deceased has no next of kin. After the
meeting held by the executives of oceanic bank with the personal attorney to
late Michael on 1st of October 2007, they have all agreed to extend the date to
29th November 2007. Consequently have contacted you to assist in repatriating
the money and property left behind by my client before they Get confiscated or
declare unserviceable by Oceanic Bank International Plc Where the deceased had
an account Valued at about ($10,345 million us dollars). The bank has issued out
a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the
next One month Since no one has been able to locate their relatives for over 3
years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
so that this account valued at ($10,345 million us dollars)can be paid to you
and then you and I Can share the money. All the necessary documents concerning
this claim are with the Bank legal department. All I require is your honest
cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legal arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my email
if you are willing to do this. I oblige you to send the following details below:

(1) I NEED YOUR FULL NAME
(2) YOUR OCCUPATION
(3) YOUR PHONE NUMBER
(4) YOUR AGE
(5) YOUR COUNTRY
(6)YOUR SEX

Best regard
Mr. Baline Mccoy

 

Greed takes over. People think they're going to get something for nothing.

 

my lucky day again

>
>
>
>
>
> Dear Friend,
>
> It is my pleasure to let you know about my success in getting those fund
> transffered under the cooperation of a new partner from Turkey. I didn't forget
> your past efforts to assit me in transfering those funds.
>
> Now contact my secretary Mr Ahmad Salim his email
> is(ahmadsalim65@yahoo.fr)ask him to send you the total $1,900,000.00 cheque which i raised for your
> compensation .so feel free and get intouched with him and give him your address
> where to send the cheque:
> (1) FULL NAME :..........................................
> (2)HOME ADDRESS: .........................
> (3) COUNTRY: ............................
> (4) PRIVATE TEL: ...............................
> (5) PRIVATE FAX:..........................
>
> Do Let me know immediately you receive it okay so feel free to get intouch
> with him.
> Best regards,
> Dr.Sadiq Musa.
>
>

 

At least these guys write original stuff. I have yet to get a repeat, unlike the PayPal and eBay phishing crap.

Quote:

Attention,

It is with heartfelt hope that I write to seek your co-operation and assistance
in the context stated below, I am Mr.Ejner Andersen, the personal assistant to
the Late Mr. Richard Williams. I got your contact during my search for a
reliable person I could do business with, though I do not know you but I seek to
ask a favor from you as this will sincerely benefit the both of us and all
parties involved.

My Late Boss was an Executive Officer of a leading Oil and Servicing Firm for 10
years and he was retired on the 28th day of September 2006. After a month, He
and his entire family died on their way to a Conference in an Automobile crash
on the 11th day of November 2006.

Before his death my Boss had a total sum of $10,500,000.00(USD) with a Financier
House in Europe, hoping of transferring the funds to his Country {United
Kingdom} after his retirement as soon as he comes back from the conference.
According to the {DEED OF WILL} made be my late Boss, He wrote {DEED OF WILL}
that if anything should happen to him, that I should make sure I locate any of
his family members.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for close to a year
now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased. I
agree to pay you 50% of the fund as the account owner, 50% for me.

Please do provide the following information for the application processing.
1. Your full name:
2. Contact address:
3. Email:
4. Phone number for verbal communication:
5. Age (Date of Birth):
6. Occupation:
All this information will enable me write an application to the company on your
behalf, and present you to the company as the real next of kin to my late Boss.
All required is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this business
successful. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
arrangement which will protect you from any breach of the law.

Late Richard Williams was a very good man and it is not wise for me to allow his
hard earned wealth to be stolen by the greedy directors of the Company. Please
note that this email is with no intent of getting you upset in anyway but just a
proposal I believe will be of mutual benefit to both of us. I strongly await
your urgent response for effective process.

Regards,
Ejner Andersen.

 

I won the UK National Lottery 14 times yesterday..... LOL

 

No spam for me, but I did receive a letter in the mail from Spain stating that I won 1.2 million. All I had to do was send my personal info plus credit card # & bank account # where they could deposit the money. Told the wife we were rich & had a good laugh. Took the letter to the cops & they said they have already received a few of them already. But on the other hand it did have a fancy fandangle letter. Geese I was ready to load up the truck & move to Beverly, Hills that is.roflmao