Chuck Norris approved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

 

roflmao Thats awesome!Put the IRS out of business?More pre election lies,he's conservative what a joke.

 

:crapChuck Norris Sucks:crap

He still cant act

how old is sucky chucky, his hair should be frosty white & balding
:seeya

 

Doesn't matter when he does a pushup he isn't pushing himself up he's pushing the earth away roflmao

 

But will he blend?

Find out

 

Chuck Norris will never be a Bruce lee

 

Granted, he may never be as good as Bruce Lee, but Chuck Norris trained under Bruce for about 2 years prior to making that movie together. Problem is, I can't remember the name of that movie:confused Anyone remember the title of that movie? It's where they fought, I believe, in the Colisuem in Rome. IMHO, Chuck is still one of the best Martial artists living and I place him up there with Jet LI, Bruce Lee, and even Jackie Chan. After all, 4 world championships do account for something, right?

 

He has something Bruce doesn't--he is alive.

He has done a lot for martial arts in movies...whether you like it or not.

 

Well...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Non contact tournaments dont mean a lot, no. Doesnt make him any less of a martial artist, of course.

 

Make your own Chuck Norris Mii for Wii
http://www.joystiq.com/2007/04/21/todays-chuckiest-video-make-your-own-chuck-norris-mii/

 

Chuck Norris Fact Generator
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck

 

Chuck Norris Facts
http://mike.wordpress.com/2005/12/13/more-chuck-norris-facts/

 

The Amazing Truth about Chuck Norris
http://www.digital-karma.org/culture/funny/the-amazing-truth-about-chuck-norris

 

Tribute to Chuck Norris
http://www.dorks.com/videos/Tribute-to-Chuck-Norris.html

 

:doodBruce Kicking Chucks AIS:tas
Man check out the Hair on Chucks chest & back, I think thay must have saved some in a time capsule or something then dyed & it glued to his head what 40 yrs latter roflmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE




:seeya :flip

 

Enter the Dragon

Ask a martial artist if you want the facts. A martial artist will watch a grade z martial arts movie with subtitles rather that the latest release, unless of course, the latest release is another martial arts movie (subtitles optional).

 

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, the true secret to his success.

 

I was joking cuz he's close to my age. When he was younger he said he had been dubbed the king of B movies but it was ok with him as it made him a millionaire. lol Would be ok with me too,

 

Chuck Norris knows MacGyver's first name.

 

anyone for a roundhouse kick!