tell me

the most STUPIDEST thing youve ever heard


something stupid ive heard was, a woman lost er credit card and someguy found it and the man who found it went to a store and bought ALOT of stuff with the ladies credit card but when he got to the checkout lane the clerk looked at the credit card and sure enough it was the clercks credit card that the man had been using


FAIL

 

"You are my only love and I will love you for the rest of my life."- my ex-wife LOL

And I fell for it! :banghead

 

LOL Good one!

 

Tell me about it. Blown 27 years on the last one.rolleyes

Heard few stoopid crook ones.:-
Like the guy decided to rob a bank. Wrote "This is a holdup!" on an envelope, and gave it to the Teller. His name and address was on the back.

This other guy decides we'll get some easy cash, and does an armed robbery. Only thing is, he bought his dog along, and the cops just followed it home.

Still another, does a robbery with a shotgun - but one problem - he has a wooden leg. he doesn't get very far.

Heard about some guy, tying hijack an airliner with a camel whip, years ago.

 

People getting malware.


Doh!

 

Iraq harbours terrorists including members of Al Qaeda,Iraq has a healthy Nuclear and Biological weapons program,Iraq can attack the West within 45 minutes at any time.

Oil wasn't a consideration in the decision to invade,all of the above,I could probably go on...

 

Mission Accomplished! roflmao

 

roflmao I just spit ice water all over my desk, damn you! LOL