Contests

are there any good contests going on right now? I mean one that I can win $1000 or something?

 

http://www.sperm1.com/sbny/donor.html

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Don't ya get spam in your email inbox? Plenty of contests there!

 

Great Jeremy, encourage him to breed rolleyes

 

Why not play the lottery? The payoff is much bigger.

Has anyone else got the feeling we're being played? I usually don't fall for trolls, but I'm starting to wonder. I mean...seriously...can anyone be this naive?

 

I'm with tibbs on this one...

 

Well, if he's always in the crapper, the sewer gases ought to get to his head eventually...

 

I'll pay you $1000 to never post again....

 

Yooz wants me to call Irox? roflmao

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..........

I have no job, may lose my house, and have a baby on the way but I'd take a $1000 hit for that.... The silence...

 

Why don't you ask N56 if you can sleep in his Dodge? :-D

Love ya babe

 

Cus he's not putting it on cinderblocks and tying dogs to it... if Im gonna be pregnant and barefoot living in an old car, I need cinder blocks and dogs....

 

Alright Elly Mae, I'll see what I can do for you.

 

But I'm supposed to be on a kitchen floor i s'pose.

 

If you want to stay in it i will be more then glad to set it up on blocks for you I got a 91 Ford Explorer with more room in it if you rather stay in it :-D

 

It's time to muzzle the Dawg:-D

 

A thousand bucks? That could by a lot of under ten buck laptops and eight buck thumbdrives. Bet you could buy a hotel for that much. I could 'prolly earn at least that, putting out a 'contract' on a certain someone rolleyes. ~ What size cement overshoes ya take?:-D

Could join Teh Irox, being fertilizer in a potato field in Idaho. Ever tried selling your brain to science?Pay is peanuts, though.LOL

 

Who told you about the potato field?!?! *looks around nervously*

 

For real? I might do it. Maybe....... If you are serious, I'll give it some thought.

Nah, I wouldn't.

 

Pssst... zDawg32.... just for you...

Don't any of you other folks try to get in on this. It is only for ZDog!

LAGOS, NIGERIA.

ATTENTION: THE PRESIDENT/CEO

DEAR zDawg32,

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

HAVING CONSULTED WITH MY COLLEAGUES AND BASED ON THE INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE NIGERIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE AND INDUSTRY, I HAVE THE PRIVILEGE TO REQUEST FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER THE SUM OF $47,500,000.00 (FORTY SEVEN MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) INTO YOUR ACCOUNTS. THE ABOVE SUM RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED CONTRACT, EXECUTED COMMISSIONED AND PAID FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS (5) AGO BY A FOREIGN CONTRACTOR. THIS ACTION WAS HOWEVER INTENTIONAL AND SINCE THEN THE FUND HAS BEEN IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA APEX BANK.

WE ARE NOW READY TO TRANSFER THE FUND OVERSEAS AND THAT IS WHERE YOU COME IN. IT IS IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AS CIVIL SERVANTS, WE ARE FORBIDDEN TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT; THAT IS WHY WE REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE. THE TOTAL SUM WILL BE SHARED AS FOLLOWS: 70% FOR US, 25% FOR YOU AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENT TO THE TRANSFER.

THE TRANSFER IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES. I AM AN ACCOUNTANT WITH THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC). IF YOU FIND THIS PROPOSAL ACCEPTABLE, WE SHALL REQUIRE THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS:

(A) YOUR BANKER'S NAME, TELEPHONE, ACCOUNT AND FAX NUMBERS.

(B) YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS -- FOR CONFIDENTIALITY AND EASY COMMUNICATION.

(C) YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER STAMPED AND SIGNED.

ALTERNATIVELY WE WILL FURNISH YOU WITH THE TEXT OF WHAT TO TYPE INTO YOUR LETTER-HEADED PAPER, ALONG WITH A BREAKDOWN EXPLAINING, COMPREHENSIVELY WHAT WE REQUIRE OF YOU. THE BUSINESS WILL TAKE US THIRTY (30) WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH.

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY.

BEST REGARDS

 

OMG thats awesome! Why can't I get in on that?? The Nigerian governement needs our help so we could get rich AND be heros!!!!


*cough*

 

Might have one for you in a few weeks Wenchie. That one is just for zDawg32. But since he only wanted $1000, perhaps he will share some of the money with us! :cool

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Yeah, right rolleyes

 

Does it involve n00b trafficking for medical experimentation? cus im in...

 

Hey. Does nebuddy here like Anime? If you do, me and my friend love it, and there was this one song in an Anime that he put on his iPod, and i want it. He's on vacation, and he doesn't have his cell. All I member is that it has opera throghout and the words "Fight the pow-wah" NEbuddy no dis song?

 

Look up the anime it's from on google. Look up the american dub, becasue the japanese versions don't have songs like that.

 

Can't entirely remember the name.

 

What do you remember? what is it about? I can probably find it.

 

1st off, wenchie, thank you for actually helping me.
And I think it MIGHT OF been Cowboy Bebop

 

is it '"Libera me" from hell' Operetta: Kasahara Yuri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVSo2bzRlss

 

http://chatbites.com/iB_htmla/non-cgi/emoticons/bowing.gifYou are so awesome!
it's supposed to be bowing

 

G2G but thank you sooooo much Wenchie

 

roflmao @ "Hotlinking to chatbites.com is prohibited!"

 

it was supposed to be bowingrolleyes