I Lost Phantom in 2008

Good lord, it's been a long time since I have done one of these threads.

Hey Phantom, I lost you. Where ya hiding and how have you been?

 

I'm keeping him in my basement. I may allow him to speak for a fee of $100,000 and some pretty fish.

 

The "Ghost Who Walks" is around.
Will forward a message for you.

 

Gee Wenchie, he's sweet and all but, $100.00 is kind of steep. Would you settle for 100 cents?


@musksnipe ... he not around?

 

Sent him a PM this AM. I have seen him around here off and on and at another site (whose URL must remain un-named)

 

he has to go there, the basement is punishment. can't run with the cool kids on punishment. It's the only site i let him go to. Muahahahahaaaa

 

He about to be sold on Ebay starting bid $0.01 better hurry only 3days 6hr 27min left

 

I'll be the first to bid on him ... I bid $0.05 .... he's worth it.

Wenchie, did he happen to mention he likes whips, chains and duct tape? He really loves duct tape. You need to apply to to chest hairs and then yank it off quickly. :-D Just don't mention that I told you.

 

I already tried that, it was alot of fun! I just have to wait a few days for more to grow back.

 

Hey. I be back. My web life took a hiatus for a few days for my real life for a few days.

Got talked into going off to Bali for a few days with my friend. Arrived back this a.m. Would have been great but for the great white hunter, (me) decided to go coconut picking up a very tall tree, on a very small branch. Hit the dirt and dislocated my left shoulder. <*Makes note to self - when native asks 100 Rupiah to pick some coconuts for us - just pay the guy!>. Anyway, paid a lot more the 100 Rupiah to get my shoulder set back in place and numbed the pain with copious local liquor.

Now she wants to go to Java and check out some volcanoes. Ya riiight!rolleyes Knowing my luck, I'll decide to look over the ridge and fall into the dang thing. No thanks.

Glad someone thinks I'm worth $0.05c. At least I'm not quiet worthless, yet.rolleyes


P.S.:- The Wench's basement was as cool as Hell, with cold and freezing rung water. Was fed on a nutritious daily meal of roaches, and if I was lucky - the occasional rat, (of the four-legged variety). No light's, so no wasted electricity, and was very eco-friendly. ...Makes me want to go back to the jungle and break another part of me just for fun.

P.P.S. Please send all donations of leatherwork, chains whips, duct tape, etc. to Shivers as I hear she is building a new menagerie. ~ All cash donations can be sent to me.

~ Luv ya all....Phantom.

 

<3 you Phantom

 

Well you were worth $0.05 till Wenchie confessed to leaving you hairless. Where would the fun be if I have nothing to yank out?

Phantom, glad to see you about ... guess the girlfriend must keep you tied up now.


Wenchie did Phantom ever tell you that he likes the hairs on his legs plucked one at a time and very slowly? Maybe the next time you get him in the basement, you might want to try a variety of hair plucking locations and styles. :-D

Phantom, I would gladly take the whips, chains and duct tape but I don't think snailrider would allow me to show him the wild side. Might even scare the poor guy and I'd never see him again. :confused Unless we keep it a secret and I surprise him.
lol, k ... I'll take donation of the said merchandise. :-D

 

Actually, my legs are as smooth as baby's butt already, (for those that need to know,lol!). My friend says it aint fair 'cos I have better legs than her, (ha!, ha!), except for a few scars. I keep 'em well concealed, in any case.

You're welcome to the 'hardware'. I have no use for such items, except maybe the duct tape for my leaky chicken shed roof LOL.