An Important Medical Alert...

An Important Medical Alert...
The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Trusting you will do the right thing.
P.S. If you have developed immunity from WINE and BEER, then as a last resort, take a VACATION (Viral Antidote for Contagious Anxiety- Taxing Incessant Overwork Neurosis) for 2 weeks

 

Is that covered by your insurance?

 

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roflmao

 

Oh jeez, I took WINE and BEER tonight, and got off work an hour early... I am a gonner for sure..:-D

I like the acronyms.

You know wine can be prescribed by your doctor believe it or not. A glass of red wine a day is supposed to be good for your heart. I have actually seen prescriptions for wine. And if you get the script, your wine is a tax writeoff!

I just use a really big glass...

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The full medical report

http://www.winepros.org/wine101/wine-health.htm

 

Wine makes a nice gift, when I had flower shops I would apply for a beer and wine license (different from a liquor license) in order to put together gift baskets of wines and gourmet foods. I also used a local winery which residents enjoyed.