What's Your Secret Name?

Somebody posted this on another forum I go on - I take no credit for it.

What's your secret name? I'm "Goober DippinChunks". :-D

To figure it out:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

 

funnily enough...I get called goober alot too...LOL

But..mine's sleezy chuckle doodle roflmao

 

Mine is booby pottyhump

Think I'll stick with the one I have.

 

Oh good gods...Tootsie RhinoHiney

My boyfriend is Tootsie BattyDunkin

 

cheesey monkey brains -- me

cheesey chicken fanny -- Dan

 

What on earths your first name? Ursula? thats kinda hot

 

I am teh:- Dorfus Dippinface. :-D

 

roflmao

 

Ursula Andress popular (you can see why) in the 60's http://images.search.yahoo.com/sear...&p=ursula andress&fr2=tab-web&fr=att-portal-s

 

dorky gizzardbrains

Hey wait.......

 

tootsie squirt

 

goober pottyfanny !!!

 

roflmao I guess my name isn't so bad after all...:-D

 

Hmm.....Farcus Dippindoodle rolleyes

That would The Honorable Farcus Dippindoodle if you please.

 

God, NO! ...LOL

 

I second, third, and fourth that! LOL

 

Sloopy Batty-Butt?!?! Lovely...

 

does anyone even realize that this is from CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS??? basically the best children's series out there...

dipsy bubblebutt

yay!

 

Dorky Gizzard-Brains :-D

 

Any relation to square pants?

 

I am Boobie Dippin Dunkin:-D Muskie liked the boobie part:drool

 

Crusty Gizzard-Lips. :-D

 

Funky Farkle !!

 

liver rhinopantsrolleyes

 

this looks cool thought i would jump in " tootsie chickendunkin '

 

This is Fun, but I totally like the mobster or pornstar name ones so much better

Mine is Sloopy Lickinfanny. That's HAWT.

 

Dinky lickin hump, roflmao Oh that’s a good one, at least it’s better than what the wife usually calls me.

 

Ummmmmmmmmm............. dorfus gorilla hump here.......... hahahahahaha