anthrax scare in Detroit

Detroit AP, Monday, December 15, 2008 – The DETROIT LIONS football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The coaches immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed in the afternoon after police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

That is funny! Not that we have much room to laugh in Chicago

 

There is a mama lion, a daddy lion & a baby lion. The mama lion & the daddy lion were having a lot of fights so they decided to get a divorce. The lion family goes in front of a judge to decide custody of the baby lion.

The judge asks the baby lion "Do you wanna live with mama lion?" The baby lion answers, "No mama lion beats me."

The judge said, "All right, do you wanna live with daddy lion?"

The baby lion answers, "No daddy lion beats me worse."

The judge asks, "Who do you wanna live with then?"

The baby answers, "The Detroit Lions, they don't beat anybody."

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Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there.

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Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

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Q. What do you call the Detroit Lions at the Super Bowl?
A. Spectators

Some are recycled Miami Dolphins jokes, but since the Dolphins have turned last years' 1-15 into this year's 10-5, feel free to steal 'em.

 

roflmao !!!!:-D:-D:-D

 

News Flash:

During a field trip to visit the Detroit Lions practice facility in Allen Park, MI today. Approximately 10 children ranging in age from 12 – 15 were left behind when the bus left without taking a proper roll call. If you believe one of these children is your son/daughter could you please contact the Detroit Lions and arrange to pick up your child/children, they are currently beating the lions 27-10.

 

Oh boy we're on a roll now . Keep em comming. These are great and so true too.
How do you keep a lion out of your backyard?
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Put up a goalpost.:-D

 

I was thinking it was one of the player's stash rolleyes