Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

the link

 

oh wow. thats probably the worst idea ive ever seen. the guy took 45 minutes to type an email to his friend that was a good 4 sentences, and they said the battery only lasts 20 minutes before it needs to be recharged. i think id rather have a laptop thats a little thicker with a functional keyboard to type on than a wheel that i basically have to go back to the days when i used 1 finger to type with. that will never last.

 

.....nice.:-o



uuuh i was just testing you guys...or something...

 

This laptop does not even need batteries! http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2395785

Funny video! I love the guy that says he will buy anything bright and shiny and made by Apple!

KingSteve... roflmao Sorry KS, but you fell for it! :-D

 

YupLOL

 

yeah yeah...laugh it up guys:-o:-o:-o

i not stoopid i prumis


in my defense, i never heard of the onion before this...:cry

 

Sorry for laughing steve but that was a classic:-D

 

it was expected after MA pointed it out.....

 

Everything is just a few hundred clicks away:-D

 

For the PC equivalent, go to Start--->Run This one is for real. :-D

Type in osk.exe in the Open box and click on OK, and you have an onscreen keyboard that just uses mouse clicks. Bazza

 

man id rather click the keyboard with my mouse than use a freakin wheel...:cry:cry

 

I think they're all very mean to you KingSteve. It was an honest mistake. And if it helps, my neighbour's daughter thought it was real too (she was just visiting to show us her new doll). rolleyes

 

that doesnt make me feel much better! :cry :cry



:-o

 

Excellent advice... that way you can drown out all teh other people laughing.

 

Me either - although there's sometimes a bit of loud smiling... :foolish

 

LOL @ some predictive sentence completing feature lines, 'The absinthe arrived by airmail'.roflmao Too bad I can't pause the video to read some more of those lines, I will not replay the vid.

 

Able to freeze it and copy using Gadwin PrintScreen - see attachment. Unfortunately, it appears that the new device didn't come with a spell checker - at least as far as the predictive sentence software was concerned!!

And how did they say they were going to reduce the weight of the next one by 4 ozs??!! LOLLOLLOL

 

Hey, KingSteve, you'll be pleased to know that this thread is fading away as if nothing ever happened. This is only the 400th view of it. rolleyes

 

steve is pleased

 

It is not dead yet :-D

KingSteve, I have made many blunders in life. On the web, in the real world. I feel your pain. :-D But dude, this is just funny. Sorry.roflmao

 

damnit fred. this thread should be banned from life.:ban:ban:ban:ban

 

No way dude, it distracts people from my foolish posts! :-D

Back to the top!

 

524 views. Coming a respectable third behind "poop senders?" for most views in this forum.

 

Leave me alone!!!

:flip:kissmy

 

586.

 

This just really needs to go back to the head of the class.

(Now I'll run for cover.):duck

 

Be warned steve will be watching every post you make looking for a slip up
Then its pay back time :-D

 

Perhaps he'll feel better now that it's in second place with 631.

 

like a hawk baby, like a hawk.

:dancer

 

WOOHOOO!!!!! 733 and into FIRST PLACE!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!! A fine effort!!
:clap:hyper:clap:hyper:clap

 

Feckin' hilarious!roflmao Crying with laughter just reading the rolling 'news' across the bottom of the screen. We used to have a similar kind of thing over here in the '90's, Drop The Dead Donkey. Onion N N:cry(geddit?), way better than the real news. Give KS a break, fellas, I thought WWF was real right up until I was eight.

 

It's alive! Sorry KS, but people keep on posting... :-D

 

Well done Joey. I was getting really worried that we weren't going to make it to 1000.

947 and counting :-D

 

Looks for hawks... :-D

 

No we didn't, you ****.:-o It was called The Day Today or something. DTDD was **** and not in the least bit funny.rolleyes

 

992...

 

1000 --- sorry KS I saw it at 999 and just had to do my part:-D


Ummm.............. still at 999, somehow didn't realize it was counting new views. MyBad

 

LMBO almost missed this thread. I really loved the hummingbird battery that lasts 20 min. and the sentence completion feature!

More giggles re:
"use in the actual world and not just ....ing around"
"unbreakable unless dropped or hit"

@ KS, know you were half tuned out when watching, easy to spot when you tune in. We'll tune out things, better in a fun thread then in tech forum (where most of my furballs land). My latest "could it be a conflict" UM YEAH that's what the thread is about *grins*

Look at it this way, 1000+ people will smile before this thread dies.

*smiles*

Cat

 

Fred is smiling as well. (I just fed him.) :-D

 

******... at least i didnt say it was a good idea you ********.:booger

 

Darn! I wanted to be the first to congratulate you, KS. That'll teach me to go to bed!
Anyway, I offer my sincerest congratulations on reaching this glorious milestone of 1000 views. If I knew how to add stars and banners and streamers, etc, I would most willingly do so. As it is, you will have to settle for this a humble smilie:

:highfive

 

Over 1K now! :dancer:clap

 

I love you guys. rolleyes

 

haha

 

Awww, shucks... :-o

 

1,186

 

well yeah, the same 5 people keep looking at this like theres something new. theres no reward, so let it go.