Top 50 dumb blonde quotes: Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson

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Top 50 dumb blonde quotes: Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24979979-5001026,00.html

Just a couple of quotes: :-D

Bazza

 

Bazza, this is on the front page.....

(I sent it in)

 

I know, and thanks. :cool

Bazza

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48) The late Anna Nicole Smith on suicide bombers: "Doesn't that hurt?"
Of course not, being blown apart just makes you tingle a litle bit.
24) Britney on capital punishment: "I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time."
Yes, he will learn not to commit posthumoruous acts of violence.
14) Jessica Simpson when offered buffalo wings: "Sorry I don't eat buffalo."
Of course you dont, since buffalo dont fly.
16) Chantelle Houghton on George Galloway: "He looks at us like we're stupid, scatty, uneducated girls. He's a right chauvinistic pig, whatever that means!"
Hmm, maybe he has a reasonable excuse to look at you that way.
39) Pamela Anderson on her secret to success: "I don't think about anything too much . . . If I think too much, it kind of freaks me out!"
Maybe I can become famous by doing the same thing too.
49) Jessica Simpson to the President when visiting the White House: "I love what you’ve done with the place!"
Thats your taxpayer money at work.

Lol gotta love those blonde moments, Hollywood wouldnt be as funny were it not for the lack of knowledge these ladies possess.

 

They don't come any dumber than this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPRXfREVfbo