Why? lol..

Got this in an email and thought i would share :-D


WHY

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

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WHY
do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
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WHY

does someone believe you
when you say there are four billion stars;
but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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WHY

doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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WHY

does Superman stop bullets with
his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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WHY

do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose
idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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If people

evolved from apes,
WHY are there still
apes?
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WHY
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever

a day that mattresses
are not on sale?
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WHY

do people constantly return to the refrigerator
with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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WHY

do people keep running over

a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down

to give the vacuum one more chance?
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WHY

is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How

do those dead bugs get into those
enclosed light fixtures?
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When

we are in the supermarket and
someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?'
Well, it isn't all right,

so WHY don't we say,
'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?????'

 

Nice one ED

WHY when computers were invented to help you do they cause so much frustration?

 

Why is the fluff in your belly button always blue?:-D

 

That's funny and true I just plucked some blue lint out my belly button :-D

 

You can have some of mine if you want Laura Sharing is caring right? :cool

 

lol I don't have anywhere near that amount though .. haha I can't believe someone was saving up all there belly button lint :-D

 

we can split a lint bar :-D

 

Go on admit it laura. you had quick peek to check for blue fluff:-D

 

My fluff is mainly grey. Is that a sign of old age?

 

Im right on it:-D

 

Can post that in the hot topics section Wolf :-D

 

roflmao

 

Good lord, someone was passing out crack to smoke and left me out of the roll call. LOL

You guys are hysterical.

 

Care to join the debate abz?roflmao
Linky

 

Dont know what made you think that emms http://bestsmileys.com/innocent/1.gif

 

But this is much more interesting:-D

 

Wow Laura your belly button lint is weird looking :-D

 

lmao "Mine also has gooey creamy stuff too sometimes and the blue stuff usually has a curly hair wrapped around it"

 

T.M.I abz even for meLOL

 

Bleeeeuuurgh!uke

 

You peeps ain't right! Next time you are passing around the pipe, let me know!

:dood Puff, puff, pass... :major

 

Hey you know me I am always sparkin' one up :major

But back to the important matters at hand. Are you guys innies or outties? :-D

 

I am an 'innie' I have not checked for lint in years. I like that shower thingy in the bathroom. :-D

 

Thought these were brilliant, so went to work and started telling them to my work mates. All were either laughed at or met with a sagely nod and a 'that's true!' However, when I told Jack the kamikaze one, he said, very matter of factly, 'it's in case he bumps his head when he gets into the cockpit.' I had to be picked up off the floor ten minutes later.