what is your favorite quote

"Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without, and know we cannot live within"

 

Here's one I've personally coined a few years back --- and if you know the source, I'll relinquish it.

Your a hint shy of clueless.

Another is:

Happy Christhanizaa (Let's all cram the late December holidays into one!)

 

hey guys i just got this from

Sgt. Tibbs's signiture so all credit to him

"In one ear and out the other Don't you get criss-crossed I recommend you try a little Mental floss"
-Jimmy Buffett

from Phantom's signiture once again all credit to him

"Men have become the tools of their tools." ~ Henry David Thoreau.

ill post any others i find credit to their owners of course

 

hey guys an edit to one of my earlier quotes i messed it up lol it actualy went

"I have daja vu and amnesia at the same time, I think iv forgetton this before"

 

An 'EXPERT'.........is anybody from outta town.
cheatum

 

With women, there are really only two options. Either she doesn't sleep with you and there's really no reason to ever call her again. Or she does sleep with you... and there's really no reason to ever call her again. "Monty"

 

Reality: WHAT A CONCEPT!

 

"Do you want to sell sugar water for the rest of your life, or do you want to come with me and change the world?"

— What Steve Jobs said to make Pepsi executive John Sculley defect to Apple, according to legend

 

i found this in another signature on another forum it said

"It's quite... to quite,(a gun shot echos) I liked it better when it was quite"

 

Quotes... I like my current sig, found it on a computer repair forum. They guy said the house was so nasty, there was garbage almost knee high, and the people made trails through the trash...

Got a couple of more.

“One of the consequences of such notions as "entitlements" is that people who have contributed nothing to society feel that society owes them something, apparently just for being nice enough to grace us with their presence.” Thomas Sowell

"Our constitutional ignorance -- perhaps contempt, coupled with the fact that we've become a nation of wimps, sissies and supplicants -- has made us easy prey for Washington's tyrannical forces. But that might be changing a bit. There are rumblings of a long overdue re-emergence of Americans' characteristic spirit of rebellion." Walter Williams (one of my favorite right wing radicals)

"No offense, prompter. I don't want to anger the teleprompter here. Teleprompter's job's tough enough. Teleprompter is the Teleprompter of the United States, for crying out loud." Rush Limbaugh

“The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.” Churchill

A variation of the above:
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” Churchill


I would quote more of Thomas Sowell, but ironically they might be deemed inappropriate for this section, easy to google them.

“Socialism is a fraud, a comedy, a phantom, a blackmail.” Benito Mussolini



And of course one of the best quotes ever: "DOH!" H. Simpson


Well, I guess my secret is probably out now. Fred_G, not a left-winger. :-D

 

That quote, if read quietly, is quite profound. :-D

 

"Revenge is best served cold" from an old episode of Star Trek!!

 

Lol Kathy your a full on trekky:-DI love Star Trek,you single?:-D

 

Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in your fruit salad.

 

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

-Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

 

"A volunteer is someone who misunderstood the question"

"Scientists use statistics like a drunk uses a lamppost - for support rather than illumination"

"Duct tape is like the force: there is a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together"

 

"Don't get stuck trying to change the world, just try to affect the things around you, the things you have control over. if everyone does that - the world will catch up"

"Don't sweat the small stuff"

ive got loads more but i'd take up a whole forum, lol.

cool so far - theres some nice ones in here =D

 

haha, touche

ah well - im the chatty type =D

 

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand"
Homer.

 

haha, nice quote, gotta love the sage of homer =D

 

Dont "poop" where you eat!

(of course I dont say poop... it doesnt have that ring)

 

The worst part about taking a nap at work is you eventually wake up at work.

 

"I will always do my duty, no matter what the price,
I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice,
Oh, and I don't want to die for you,
But if dying's asked of me,
I'll bear that cross with honor,
'Cause freedom don't come free."

- Toby Keither (American Soldier)

They don't get much better than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmF4E6PRBhQ

 

The boy came in from school today and asked if I knew anything on Alexandros Grigoroupolos. "Never heard of him", I said. So off he goes to play football, then swimming.
He comes in and asks again, so I Google it and stumble on these.
Don't know 'bout anyone else, but it moved me.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_civil_unrest_in_Greece

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/i...ros-grigoropoulos/765164744/?icid=VIDURVNWS03

Now the greatest ever quote, that covers everything I believe is destructive in this world is, 'If you tolerate this your children will be next'

 

that happen far too often all over the world

 

"For any one of you lilly livered bow legged varmits care teh slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with. I'm tha' rootiness, tootiness, shootiness bob tailed wild cat in the west. [fires his guns at the ground, levitating himself for a second] I'm tha' fastest gun north, south, east, andddd west of tha' pecos."

Yosemite Sam

 

Interesting link Joey. Always sad to see something like this happen. I don't know what happened, but the guard that shot 'warning shots' into the air and ground is a fooking idiot! You don't shoot a gun like that! The bullet will come down at a high velocity and could kill someone far away. Gun safety 101, he failed.

 

"For any one of you lilly livered bow legged varmits care teh slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with. I'm tha' rootiness, tootiness, shootiness bob tailed wild cat in the west. [fires his guns at the ground, levitating himself for a second] I'm tha' fastest gun north, south, east, andddd west of tha' pecos."

Yosemite Sam

classic
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and the one about the boy shot is a shame but as long as there are *beeps* with power there will always be tragedys like that.(the *beeps* because i dont swear)

 

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than open one's mouth and remove all doubt.”
Samuel Johnson

 

classic very nice

 

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad.
It might be worth it except they keep coming back!
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

 

Why I've always been the quiet type :cool

 

"To hell with the orders, Sir."

-Lt. Cdr Data

 

"Only a fool fights in a burning house." Another Star Trek quote! :cool

 

hey guys heres a bunch i got bored today during down time and started writing quotes som originals

"paranoi is but mans senses on high" - red death68

"do you know why people have eyes in the front?...so as they move forword they see the horizion getting closer" - comina from gurren lagann

"haru:ill surender as soon as you prove you have an ounce of brains
bizz:no fair bizz no have measuring cup" - from rave master

"my dream is to be hogake" - naruto uzumaki

"if moneys such a problem they all have mantions maybe we should rob them"- from lifestyles of the rich and the famous by good charlotte

"what they dont know wont hurt me" - unknown

"personality is in the mind of the perciver" - red death68

 

"Virescit Vulnere Virtus"

Courage grows strong at the wound.

 

"Sans corporea, in sana capitis."

A sound mind in a sound body.

From the days of the gladiators (and gladiatrix, for you ladies)

 

"And shepherds we shall be,
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti."

 

In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

No need for a preposition there. Genitive case (possesion) implies the word 'of'.

 

When my mother used to braid my hair when I was little she would pull tight so it would stay and if I yelped she would say "Vanity must suffer"!! Boy, was she right!!!!!

 

I have to keep up with my image lmao!!!!!!!

 

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment."

-Michael Corleone

:-D

"A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns."


-????

 

"He who farts in church, sits in his own pew."

-Unknown

:-D