The funniest thing you ever did.

I'll start:

When I was in my mid 20's, I was stopped for doing 62 mph in a 55 mph zone. I had no idea where the State Trooper came from, he must have been hiding well. I looked for months after and never found a spot that I thought he might have been, but I digress.

I stop in this restaurant parking lot, and he walks up to my car.. Do you know why I stopped you? he asks.. I said yes. I figured I was speeding, and I don't like to push my luck with Police officers without reason. He told me in fact I was, and gave me the number I noted above. (usually I would have been traveling a lot faster, so I was relieved that he caught me on an off day.)

He takes my license and everything then comes back to the car and asks if I would drive to this other place down the road about 300 feet, so I wasn't in the way of the people dining at the restaurant. I told him no, I was uncomfortable with him there, and wanted to be in a well lit place. He then gave me a hard time about him being a State Trooper, and told me I had nothing to worry about.

He walks back to his car again, and brings me back my speeding ticket. I was a little upset about how he was scolding me over where HE pulled ME over, and I notice when he tears my ticket free, he rips off a piece that was still hanging on his clipboard, and tosses it on the ground. (here's where it's the funniest thing I ever did.)

I then remember hearing about how if you ask for a second police unit, they have to provide you with one, so I say "You know, I'm still a bit nervous, could you please call in another unit?" He's a little confused, since he was about to drive away, and let me do the same and tells me there's no reason to have anyone come, and that I could be on my way. I said "I just want to make sure this whole not moving when you told me to isn't going to come back and bite me." He calls in another Trooper, and we wait about 15 minutes for him to arrive. When he gets there, Trooper #2 comes to the car, while Trooper #1 hangs back in his. I then explained that while in the process of writing me about a $150 speeding ticket, Trooper #1 had committed a $300 littering offense, and that it would probably be easily seen on the dash cam of his car.

Yeah, I got the ticket still, but Trooper #2 wrote Trooper #1 his own fine. I told them I'd fight the ticket, just to have the dash cam video in a court room for everyone to watch.

LOL

(2 days later, Trooper #1 pulled my friend over when I was in the passenger seat, and threw the book at him.)

 

I got pulled over 3 times in less than an hour for the same busted tail light. The second and third times where with in 20 minutes of each other.

I was literally pulled over on the other side of the parking lot that I was trying to leave from. I started laughing full in the officer's face and it really pissed him off till he heard the other office call in the fact that he just let me go.

The second officer, I didn't feel like giving him my ID and all that crap so I just handed him the ticket from the first officer and laughed.


I got pulled over one day and the officer asked "Do you have any drugs or guns in the car?"

All I said was "Yes".

The look on his face was worth all the hassle I got after that point.

 

I had a similar bad experience with cops actually. This was my senior year of high school, my last exam before I graduated. I was rushing in to take it at about 11 AM for a noon exam and I hadn't studied at all.

At about 11:05 I get pulled over for 65 in a 40, about a $250 ticket. 15 minutes later, no lie, I'm changing a song on the radio and I rear end a Jaguar for about $600 in damage.

It's funny now but at the time I've never been so angry.

 

Got married through a drive up window in Vegas.

 

Bit the flower from the best mans button hole.

 

My sister for whatever reason always believes I am some kind of magic hacker. I have no clue how to hack and no desire to learn.

Once while speaking with me on yahoo messenger her computer made a "funny sound" and swore it was me messing with her. Well one day we are chatting with on yahoo messenger. Her son calls me on his cell phone to say hello.

Not only is he home, but outside and its night. So I have him peak in and see what sis is doing and explain what I am about to do. Now keep in mind my Sis has no web cam.

He feeds me the line looks like her glass of Pepis is about empty. So I type in the messenger, Hey sis better get you a refill of pepsi. She kinda freaks and asks me how do I know. I told her I was guessing and her son is laughing so hard he drops his phone.

We chat a bit longer and In walks her husband from work, dirty tired. So I type in hey tell hubby I said hello and he needs a shower Man he looks tired. She Flips out, Her son is laughing big time, and running from the house so she can not hear him. Come to find out, after I made the comment about Her hubby, She jumps out of her chair, Unplugs the computer, and throws a blanket over the whole thing.

I do know the guy that works on her computer for her. Next day I get a call, he is confused, I explain the joke, He is supposed to "fix" her computer so I can never do that again. He is laughing, But my sis insists he come fix it. So he runs out, Plays with it a bit, finds the "problem" fixes it. I pay him for his time and to this day She refuses to talk to me on the internet. Refuses to believe it was me and her son and a cell phone. Cause im this Magical Hacker I guess. It was evil and wrong, but man was it funny.

 

rolleyesAt the time I turned all shades of red.I was singing with some
deaf friends.When I used the word peanut butter my frount temperairy
upper teeth went flying.:-o.I can laugh now but at the time if there
had been something to hide under I would have broken a speed
record of some type.:-D

This may not be that funny but can you just see a group of deaf people
sitting around singing and some ones teeth go flying.Now mind you we were adults:confused.

 

roflmao Oh, smeg, He Lives, I know where you coming from. I've got upper front dentures which are very ill fitting. (Can't afford a new set. :cry) When I talk, they sometimes pop out. Luckily they haven't gone flying through the air yet.
Just one thing, which song has the words 'peanut butter' in it?

 

A powder adhesive would work wonders there joey

 

I've tried the paste, the sticky strips, the whole chabanc. They're all over rated. Never heard of powder, though. Sounds worse than the other two.

 

It's not, after my surgery the doctor pasted in my upper dentures and when I woke trying to get them out was horrible, then having to scrape the residue UGH. The powder makes a cushion plus glues them in, I love it, don't know what's available to you I use Foxodent / extra hold, they changed their name from fasteeth, same stuff. Trust me, works!

 

Of all the things I imagined discussing when I first came to MajorGeeks, denture fixative wasn't one of them :-D.
Thanks, darlene, you're a star. I've tried the rest, might as well give it a whirl if I can find some.

 

Yes, Joey, Trust Darlene1029, see if you can find Fixodent Powder.. I also use it, and as Darlene1029 said, it IS the best ! I use the same as Darlene1029, and you don't need much, for sure.. One bottle should last you almost a year! It may sound odd, but it does work.. Just a little, and man, it does hold.. Good stuff, for sure!

 

What a group we are!! I've got just about all my molars but lost most of my front teeth playing rugby at school. (If you wore a gum shield you were a Jessie) :-D
We can't have many teeth (real teeth) between us. We should rename this place MajorGums. :-D

 

:-D Oh, Joey, "MajorGums" is so cute! I haven't got a one to my name!:-D
Never saw a Dentist until I was 21, so I have both uppers and lowers... I am NOT bothered by those horrid toothaches any more, and they sure made me miserable too... Do not miss that at all! With the powder, tho, I can eat anything, and without pain...

We are quite the group, aren't we?:-D:-D

Maybe after a few more years, they will give us our own little thread, "MajorGums" :-D

 

OK, time to get serious now... The funniest thing happened just yesterday.. I was fixing supper, and due to the fact that hubby is recovering from surgery, he is on Coumadin, and his diet is restricted..

Our garden is coming along, and the Asparagus HAD to be cut.. I am not on Coumadin :-D So, I fixed some for me, and some corn for hubby. Here we are sitting down to supper, and he takes some corn, and passes it to me. I looked at him, and laughed so hard, my face turned RED!! :-D:-D

Just because he is willing to share his corn with me, does NOT mean I am going to share my Asparagus with him! No Vitamin K with coumadin, so I HAD to eat the asparagus.. Still makes me chuckle even now!:-D

 

joey,
Leave it to me,can not spell worth a lick.rolleyes The word I meant to use was,signing.:-o
I was speaking in American sign language to some deaf people.They were joking around.Yes there was a song called peanut butter.This was a long time ago.
Does any one remember the song The Little Blue Man?They came out about the same time.Now my age is showing.:-D

 

Can't recall the name, but there was another song about Peanut Butter.

I like Peanut Butter,
Creamy Peanut Butter,
Chunky Peanut Butter, too.

 

Found it.

http://www.boyscouttrail.com/content/song/song_596.asp

 

The only words that stand out in my mind are,(Peanut----- Butter,Peanut----Butter.I like Peanut ---- Butter,Creamy Peanut-----Butter,and I can not remember if its Nutty Peanut---Butter or Chunky Peanut-----Butter.

 

I did Google that.Typed in Peanut Butter/songs.
Top entry(I think it was the first. Maybe the second) cameup with the lyrics.
(It's Chunky)

 

hrlow2,
The boy scout page does not come up.:confused

Thank you,Google does it every time,Just did not think.

 

Comes up on my Opera.
The fourth one down also has the lyrics.

 

hrlow2,
I have fierfox,Later I will try.10:45 here and I need to go to bed early so
I can try and fix this PC.Know now what to do,but it will take me some time.
I am not a Geek like you all,

Good Nite

 

Never claimed to be a "Geek". Experience is all self-taught and learning from mistakes.
Sig says it all.

 

From denture fixative to ancient peanut butter songs in one simple step.
@ He Lives. Is there a difference between American singing and any other signing? Or is it just like the regular language and you get your words wrong? (i.e. theatre, plough, cheque, draught, bleh, bleh, bleh...I could go for hours. But I'll spare you.
@ hrlow. I take it the boy scout song weren't the one I found. :-D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EOzoaM0v3w