An old but good joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mcadam, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    Got emailed this one this morning and had forgotten it. Raised a chuckle :)


    A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

    The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

    The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

    The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.

    His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

    After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'

    The Aussie said 'One!'

    The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.

    How much was the sale for?'
    '£124,237..64p.'

    The manager choked and exclaimed £124,237.64!! What the hell did you sell him?'

    'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and then I sold him a new fishing rod.'

    'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.'

    'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to car sales and I sold him the 4x4'

    The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

    'No, no, no... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...





    'Well, since your weekend's b**gered, you might as well go fishing.' :-D
     
  2. Yargwel

    Yargwel MajorGeek

    :-D The old ones are the best.

    How's your course at Pompey Uni going then Mac?
     
  3. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    That Is good. :-D





    (PS. Is b*ggered a curse word?)LOL
     
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2009
  4. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    Buggered in England is equivalent to F**ked.
     
  5. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    :-o

    oops (k...going back to filter)
     
  6. TeeCee

    TeeCee MajorGeek

    That is a cute one tho LOL Thank you for sharing it mcadam:-D
     
  7. mcadam

    mcadam Major Amnesia

    Yeh good thanks mate, got a 2.1 for my first year - move into the house on 1st Sept - perhaps a pub meet up??

    Not cursed, but can cause upset

    It's slightly different but we won't go into details....
     
  8. joey off the street

    joey off the street Lounge Lizard No.1

    Agree with the old, Mac. But where does the good come into it? ;)
     
  9. hrlow2

    hrlow2 MajorGeek

    Well Laura, you DID ask(for it).:-D:-D:-D
     
  10. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    Thanks mcadam. :-D I thought I'd heard all the old jokes. That one's going to work with me tomorrow.
     
  11. Yargwel

    Yargwel MajorGeek

    Well good luck with the house move. And as for a meet in the pub....:wine:drink:clap
     

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