Children

This is part of an email I received, got me chuckling so thought I would share part of it. Feel free to add.


THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!

1. You spend the first two years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

2. Grandchildren are God's reward
for not killing your own children.

3. Mothers of teens now know why
some animals eat their young.

4. Children seldom misquote you.
In fact,they usually repeat word for word
what you shouldn't have said

5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
is to remind yourself that there are children
more awful than your own

6. We childproofed our homes,
but they are still getting in.

AND FINALLY:

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION
AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS
ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:

'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN'
AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!

 

thats horrible:-D im offended

the only child-related joke came to me in a text message last night:
children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children:-D:-D:-D

 

zDawg you are looking at this from a completely different standpoint of us oldies:-D

As for your list Darlene "Been there done that"

 

Nice one Darlene!
I agree with it too! roflmao Especially the aspirin bottle! LOL

 

AHHH, I was waiting for you, I knew you'd pick that one. :-D


PS, won't mention the boys you will meet :boxing:boxing:strong:ban
ok done lol

 

We're not THAT bad. We're just like teen girls except uglier and smell worse and have less mood swings

 

I KNOW, girls have gotten so bold and crude. Remember my grandson when he was a teen visited some friends who moved out of state and hadn't seen for a few years.
He came back in awe, saying when he gets a girl friend he wanted her to be like miss x we'll call her. He said she was so cool she burped and other just like the guys and he thought it was a good thing.

 

just trying to prepare you.

One of my granddaughters just made varsity head cheer leader and she's an honor student. :cool

 

these came with the mail