Stupid questions and answer game!

So heres a game for the lounge
Ill start with a stupid question, then the person after answers it, then asks a stupid question of their own. Person after that answers and asks, repeat.

Q: What do you call a male ladybug?

 

A ladybug.

New Stupid Question:
How many items make up a Baker's Dozen?

 

13


After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

 

containers



Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your a**?

 

Because it's Uranus!



If 7-11's are open 24 hours a day, then why are there locks on the doors? :confused

 

So the managers can carry a bunch of keys around and feel important,its good for staff morale,the illusion of a little power keeps them from thinking they've wasted their life in a 7/11.

If someone wants to quit they let them carry the keys for a day.

What the worst place to have a heart attack apart from a pretend your having a heart attack game?

 

in the chest

Why is there only one monopoly’s commission?

 

roflmao (sorry I had to)

 

mono means One/single


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?LOL

 

if the goal was to fail some specific activity, and you failed that activity, you have succeeded you goal at failing the activity. Make any sense? :confused

why do men have nipples?

 

Don't tell anyone you never say never.

How much wood could a wo?... nah,if you had to vomit something up what would it be?

 

Gold and non-negotiable bonds.

What should be done to those who have 11 or more items using the 10 or less lane?

 

do you take this woman

 

Was that your answer or your question?:confused

 

neither

it was just a stupid question

 

A: Because weird buzzing noise bird doesnt sound right...

Q: If i told you i always lied and promised it was the truth, would you believe me?

 

Apparently, they do....

http://hypertextbook.com/facts/2000/MarkLevin.shtml

[Edit: @ K.S.:- Only if you lied about it...Doh!]


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"What happens when you hold a Guinea Pig up by the tail?" ~ My Uncle used to get me with that one, when I was about two. LOL

 

Thinking about it makes my brain hurt so I'd just go with whatever you said.

What's your weapon of choice and why?

 

His money falls out of his pockets.

No,men invented it so women could be good at something:cool

If someone had to die to save the world who would you pick and why?

 

My Uncle used to say "His eyes will fall out." I'd be saying "His eyes can't fall out." without realising I'd been duped. Later on in life, I would be the one doing the duping. What goes around and all that.LOL

YOU!..... Because there is no one I would rather see do it. Now - THAT's an oxymoron of an answer! roflmao

 

Someone already has!

Who's on First?

 

I've had this discussion with my brother we both agreed dying knowing your leaving the world behind sucks!We'd rather die knowing everyone else is coming with us.:flip

Bruce Willis I aint :-D

 

no he's on second

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

 

stunted growth is probably worse.



Why are the definitions of reiterate and iterate the same in the dictionary?

 

Because Americans love adding extra letters to words and completely re-inventing new ones.

Why does googling sex reap so many results?

 

Lots of loneliness on the web.

Why does a "pair" of pants get called a pair when it is only one item? I know the argument about the two legs thing but a shirt has two sleeves you don't say "I am going to wear my green pair of shirts."

 

Not an argument. True fact.

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu what would you have?

 

A shitdog.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To prove to the opossum is could be done.

If you catch a leprechaun does he really have to give you his gold?

 

BEEEPP wrong answer
BullShit:-D

 

Because he's obsessed.

Why drive on the Parkway and park in the driveway?

 

So --- you can pause on the causeway. rolleyes

How does one fall "head over heels"?

 

Tuck and roll baby, Tuck and roll:-D



Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

 

Depends on perspective.

Wheres the any key?

 

It simply means press any key Steve,I found this out the hard way I've tried pressing keys on other keyboards and the program doesn't detect them costing me hours so it's a stupid statement really,Windows 7 has took note of the problem though now if you press a key on another keyboard while the computer is in the press any key 'state' you get the message "Any key on this computer smartass."

The any key state is a conundrum though,after spending 3 hours navigating 10 pages of installation options,a 52 page USER agreement and entering your blood type the program writers thought "I'm gonna make you press one more key,keep you sat there a little longer."

Program writers are a cynical power hungry bunch.

How do Hermit crabs find a mate?

 

Apparently, Hemet Crabs aren't exactly hermits.

http://www.crabzilla.net/faq.php

(What about Herman's Hermits, then, (U.K. joke)):confused
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What kind of music do Geologists listen to??...

 

Western Rock?:-D

 

A: Geologists are all different so they all listen to different types.

Q: Why name a stagecoach line after an insect? (June bug line)