Build your own Chuck Norris

Just Playin · Nov 29, 2009

http://billybob884.deviantart.com/art/Chuck-Norris-Assembled-74333506

Artist's Comments
Finally! I've been working on this one for a couple weeks now, and I finally got to the point where I was happy enough with it to build one! In case you can't tell who it is, (and shame on you if you can't, because 6 out of 6 people I've shown this to so far have right off the bat), it's Mr. Carlos "Chuck" Norris!

I can't even begin to comprehend where I got the idea for this model; it began as an experiment to see if I was decent enough at modeling yet to make a semi-realistic model of a real person. Originally, I had planned on doing McGuyver (which I may still, some day), but once I got far enough along with the actual geometry, I said to myself, "Self, you've done a lot of work so far, and it doesn't look half bad! You may as well just go the whole 9 yards and make it someone everyone would recognize on sight. Why not Chuck Norris?"

Now, I understand I'm a little late jumping on the band wagon here, what with the huuuge list of facts and everything, but what the hell, I think it came out great (but I am biased...)

If you think you're bad-*** enough to build your own Chuck Norris to haunt you in your sleep, you can find everything you should need right here:

> PDF of Pieces (pgs 1-6)

> PDF of Instructions

Good luck, and may Chuck not hunt you (or me!) down in our sleep.

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rustyjack · Nov 30, 2009

Great stuff JP love it !

Rikky · Nov 30, 2009

I want a Hasselhoff on my desk !

rustyjack · Nov 30, 2009

Rikky said: ↑

I want a Hasselhoff on my desk !
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Yeah Hasselhoff would be more bulky wouldn't it !

Rikky · Dec 1, 2009

rustyjack said: ↑

Yeah Hasselhoff would be more bulky wouldn't it !
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What does this mean?I've really tried to imagine how a hollow Hasselhoff doll made from paper would be more 'bulky' than a Chuck Norris.

Is bulky a slang word for something else?

rustyjack · Dec 2, 2009

Rikky said: ↑

What does this mean?I've really tried to imagine how a hollow Hasselhoff doll made from paper would be more 'bulky' than a Chuck Norris.

Is bulky a slang word for something else?
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Well Hasselhof's a lot bigger isn't he, so therfore the model would look bigger and bulkier, your from england aren't you Rikky so you should know what bulky means :confused

Rikky · Dec 2, 2009

rustyjack said: ↑

Well Hasselhof's a lot bigger isn't he, so therfore the model would look bigger and bulkier, your from england aren't you Rikky so you should know what bulky means :confused
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It depends how big you made him though :-D

"Some people stand in the darkness." Hoffs the man.

http://lightscameracaption.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/david-hoff.jpg

DeviceDemon · Dec 2, 2009

Haha that looks awesome. I second the Hasselhoff. That would be great.

Adrynalyne · Dec 2, 2009

Hassel-Norris?

Hmmm...

evilfantasy · Dec 2, 2009

Chuck-Hoff?

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Adrynalyne · Dec 2, 2009

evilfantasy said: ↑

Chuck-Hoff?

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Nah, that sounds a little too naughty

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