Kodo, your time is coming!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Gensuknives, Jan 27, 2010.

  1. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    Subject: DINNER ARRANGEMENTS


    A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.

    Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.

    10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

    10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.

    10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.

    10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea because they have never been there before.



    (I'm already there..........I'll save you a table.)
     
  2. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    SWEEEET!! at 80 I get to meet my friends all over again for the first time!! you really are a genius!
     
  3. LI_Geek_95

    LI_Geek_95 Post-and-Run Geek

    Win!!!!
     
  4. brandypeppy

    brandypeppy MajorGeek

  5. LI_Geek_95

    LI_Geek_95 Post-and-Run Geek

    Same

    http://hooters.com/ roflmao

    Oh look! ASP.NET!!!! ;):-D:-D:-D
     
  6. rustyjack

    rustyjack MajorGeek

    LMAO ! roflmaoroflmaoroflmao
     
  7. Clark_Kent

    Clark_Kent MajorGeek

    wow KODO your avatar there, your just asking for trouble are you !?!
     
  8. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    It's part of my nature.. but not to worry, I have my 72 virgins expediter kit(s) :)
     
  9. Gensuknives

    Gensuknives Grand pooty-meister

    71 of them would be out of luck if it were me.
     
  10. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    HAHAAHAH!!.. the doc strikes again!
     
  11. Clark_Kent

    Clark_Kent MajorGeek

    I think you need 100 virgins :)
     
  12. Mimsy

    Mimsy Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games Forum

    The truth, but not the whole truth... :innocent

    (Demotivational poster inspired by Family Guy. If it offends you, don't say I didn't warn you. :-D )
     
  13. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    I guess it not all bad in heaven though mims looks like they have good WIFI coverage.
     
  14. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

    Yes!! THEY HAVE LAPTOPS AND A NET CONNECT IN HEAVEN!!!!! where's my bomb vest! :D
     
  15. Phantom

    Phantom Brigadier Britches

    I think you washes them with your C-4 explosive-undershorts. I told you not to put them on fast spin-dry!!..rolleyes
     
  16. BILLMCC66

    BILLMCC66 Bionic Belgian

  17. Kodo

    Kodo SNATCHSQUATCH

  18. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Pretty good:-D
     
  19. sibeer

    sibeer MajorGeek

    Can't the "low cut blouses and nice breasts" line be added to each ten year period? The joke would still be funny...and I'd at least have something to look forward to.;)

    @mimsy. I'm gonna have to swipe a copy of that poster. That's the best.
     

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