What do you smell like?

I'm 70 years old and I seem to smell differently depending what I had to eat earlier. See, old folks fart a lot so I smell like my farts. Sometimes I have a peanutty smell, and some times I smell like rotten eggs. Once in a while my farts smell like a dead animal, and I try not to make a farting noise. The smell makes it's way up through my clothes and escapes into the air, where upon people get their faces all screwed up and look around to see who farted. I just put on my innocent face and look around as well. My Wife always knows it's me and moves away as quick as she can, and asks what died in me. There's no use wearing cologne because it only complicates my real smell. http://bestsmileys.com/blushing/6.gif

 

ahha love the detail you put into this post :-D

 

...Fully digested cake??...uke .roflmao

 

Not sure I can follow that at all, but personally, I've never really been one for hitting up the olfactory stuffs.

When I do, I like either brut or Curve, depending on where I'm going. If it's just out to the clubs though, I have all the Axe sprays (only use one at a time though). Put it down all you want, but i love the chocolate one.... the ball and chain... oops, I mean my better half, likes the Curve best though, so for nice evening out I use that.

Normally though, all I put on is my Axe deoderant... being an active guy, it's oneof the few I found that will last for a full one of my days... 20hrs plus


~C

 

Still rocking the Hoppes #9, baby.

thinking about getting a fresh coating tonight actually

 

at work- diesel fuel or hydraulic oil


after work- Armani Aqua di Gio, or Dolce and Gabanna Light Blue . sometimes Bulgari Aqua.......mostly Gio

 

I actually like Obsession. I always spritzed myself every time I went into Macy's. The only thing keeping me from buying it was the $50 price. Then one day my Wife and I stopped at a garage sale, and they had a bottle of Obsession on the table in a set box with a tube of after shave skin balm for $5. I through down my $5. :cool

 

Sweat, Hogs, Dogs. And just after a shower, body wash, but never for long.

 

LOL, besides soap deoderant, the Hoppes #9 rocks. :-D Expensive stuff... With my new additions to the family, about time to stock up again.

 

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