How's your Friday so far?

Mine got off to a rip roaring start. I get off the bus, walk about 100 yards, hear a bird chirp and feel something different about the back of my shirt.

Yes, a bird crapped on me. On my white and baby blue striped shirt. Now was the bird crap white like most of the time? Heck no! This bird obviously was eating leftovers from the Mexican restaurant around the way as the crap was brown, green and pretty wretched.

Fecking birds. and I didn't have my Mossberg with me.

 

It's good luck you know


lol, someone was gonna say it.

 

and that someone is full of crap...no pun intended. lol

 

Thanks very much

 

Pedant alert......
It ain't crap that hits you when a bird drops a deposit. It's actually urine.
Now you know.

My Friday's been so-so. I feel terrible, but at least a bird ain't ruined my best shirt LOL
Sorry, man, gotta laugh.

 

I guess I could answer the question lol, my Friday has been pretty good so far.
Everything is closed meaning I can't do anything about my finances and I wont get any companies calling me wanting money.
Myself, the wife and kid are all upright and breathing and I'm having a giggle on here.

So all in all today is a good day so far

Plus I didn't get crapped on but if I do then I will let you know :-D

 

My Friday is wonderful.... Posted on MG Lounge : Happy Easter Weekend and lots of views but no replies... :confused

I guess that no one likes Easter rolleyes

C'est la vie :-D

Shelagh

 

I didn't see it, I don't scroll :-D

 

Reminds me of a childhood rhyme;

Birdie, birdie in the sky,
Dropped some whitewash in my eye.
I'm no baby I won't cry,
Gee I'm glad that cows don't fly!

:-D:-D:-D

 

Niiiiiiice! Thanks for that Brandy :-D

 

One of lifes little pleasures, watching someone get crapped on.:-D
I was with a friend who was eating a Revel (chocolate covered ice crean on a stick). I saw the bird shit land on his arm but he didn't. He thought is was Revel...and licked it off. The more he spit the more I laughed.

 

Fecking gross that is.

 

That would have had me gagging and retching and puking uke That is sick. Blooooooargh.

 

Nah. If you guys were there you would've laughed too. The more the merrier.

 

Heh, heh! Yep, life can take a dump on you. motc7 was just 'lucky' that his crap can just be washed off. Was it digested Tacos? Did ya taste test to find out? LOL
My Friday was okay. Didn't get caught by any April Fool pranksters, but they tried.:-D

@ Sibeer:- It cold be worse......:yum

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Zobor/catching_snowflakes_2.jpg

 

LOL Hey motc7, a bird has to do what a bird has to do. :-D

Nice one Phantom roflmao I have had mine for years, and never "got any" on me! LOL But then, I feed them I think the birds have a motto: "Never 'bomb' the hand that feeds ya"

Bombs away!

 

This is the avian form of "Shock and Awe"

 

LOL motc7, that will for sure get the message across!:-D roflmao You really should feed the birds! They will be your friends, and they won't "Shock and Awe" ya!:-D

 

Is it good luck when a bird :crap on you?
:yumLOL

 

Thats just......just.....I can't think of a word to describe it.

@Matrix.... It's just something us hoomans made up to make us feel better about being shat on lol, a bit like "Beauty is only skin deep" is just something ugly people say :-D

 

Crow crapped on my bike, its so strong that its stain marks are not going. I even tried to clean it with petrol but still they are there.

Wonder what these crows eat and throw such acidic crap.

 

I made it to work today bird crap free.

1 for 1.

 

For a horrible second, I thought that read, "A cow crapped on my bike":eek
Next time, I should put my reading glasses on before I start. :-D

 

Is that all? What kind of birds are after you? LOL

@ Phantom, I had to read it twice myself too! LOL

 

Hmm, crows are scavengers as far as I know which means acidic stomachs to kill the bacteria, like dogs, cats etc. however, birds don't keep their poop long for weight reasons. I guess there's a website that compares bird poop acidity levels.:-D

Heck, pine trees are bad for cars too! Even the pollen.

 

LMAO I did exactly the same thing! :-D

 

Second that...for now, and for entertainment purposes, it shall henceforth be told of the cow crapping on a bike incident.

 

That would be the ultimate scenario to show on prime time TV. A cow dropping a load onto a bike. Could a cow be taught to befoul a bike? You could make a fortune. Especially if the bike was being ridden by a turd like Michael Winner.

 

LOL! Hey JOTS! You don't have to 'train' a cow to do that. :-D It just comes natural LOL! As far as the bike goes, just leave it in the pasture , it is bound to get "painted brown"! roflmao roflmao

 

Wow you guys are one of LOL