Stinkbugs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LauraR, Apr 25, 2010.

  1. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Who has them? Are there any of you who don't know what a stinkbug is? If you can say yes to that question, count yourself very lucky.

    Stinkbugs look like they were leftover from the dinosaur era. I'm not sure they actually aren't. They look like tanks. You can not squish them. Well, you can if you would like to release a noxious odor into the air and attract more stink bugs. You must gently catch them in a tissue...alive...and flush them down the toilet without startling them unduly so as to cause them to release their um, stink. They were a special gift for us that we received from China.

    As such a gift, there are no natural predators. Birds won't eat them. I have to think they taste as bad as they smell.

    Luckily they seem to be somewhat stupid, and slow. Although I'm not sure the stupid isn't just one big ruse to get you to not pay much attention until they fall straight from the ceiling into your hair...and get stuck there...until you can find a tissue and gently pull them out of the middle of your hair.

    They also hibernate. They prefer the warm coziness of houses. Just when you think you are safe from the invasion, it gets cold outside again and in they come through any opening they can find.

    They like to have parties in your house. As far as they are concerned, the more the merrier. They also prefer ceilings so it's harder to catch them with your tissue. My dad has perfected the technique of holding a piece of paper up so they will crawl onto it. I think they must feel invincible, or they just like the feel of computer paper under their feet, as they crawl right onto it.

    Oh, and exterminators can't get rid of them. They are somehow immune to the bug spray. I'm sure there is a scientific reason, but I don't have a clue what that is.

    If this were the 60s or 70s, a movie would be made about giant stinkbugs invading. I'm pretty sure of it.


    A prime example of a stinkbug:

    http://www.cirrusimage.com/Bugs/stinkbug_09_web.jpg
     
  2. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Well I've just learnt something,you could try vacuuming them up with a hand held vacuum,is that how you spell vacuuming ? I dunno...
     
  3. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    If you want your vacuum to stink. LOL (who invented a word with two u's together. It never looks right.)

    Everyone around here has sort of resigned themselves to them. All you can do is get them and throw them out.

    I have heard stuff about sealing up holes in the house. Um, yeah, okay. lol

    I was just curious if anyone else had them.
     
  4. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    My friend gets dozens of them in her condo. SO GROSS!

    About a week or so ago, I was at work and there was this buzzing sound, I couldn't figure out what it was until I looked up and saw a bug stuck in the light fixture above my desk. The bug kept flying and landing on the florescent bulb and then falling on gate thingy that prevents the bulbs from wacking someone in the head should one of them fall out because the bulb was too hot to sit on (stupid bug :-D). Of course I called over my male co-worker to promptly kill it, because I don't do bugs. We figured out in time thankfully that it was a stinkbug and that not to kill but to catch it. He caught it and then took it over to the dumpster far away and smushed it. Stay outta my office you ugly bug :-D
     
  5. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    I know! It's like they call to all around saying 'hey, this is a good house!' My parents house is just nasty with them. We just started getting them.

    About a week ago, hubby and I are in bed. His light is off, but I've got my book light on so I can read. All the sudden I hear the telltale buzzing...the one that you know is not a fly. As I'm laying, in bed, one freakin lands right on my pillow! I screamed, jumped out of bed and grabbed a tissue to get it. Throughout this whole thing, my husband is looking at me with a mixture of 'you're nuts and could you please get on with it so I can get back to sleep' look on his face. He didn't move! rolleyes
     
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    Phantom Brigadier Britches

  7. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

  8. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    In my friends condo, they all like to congregate on the glass sliding door to the balcony, there are no cracks or anything so she can't figure out how they get in. Guys just don't understand when it comes to us and bugs.. we scream and they just roll their eyes. :-D


    That is one huge ugly bug!! If they are anything like their smaller counterparts they ARE just as stupid.
     
  9. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    We understand perfectly,your fear of bugs is illogical and irrational that's why we laugh and catch them to hold in front of your face :-D
     
  10. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    I thought that was because you liiiiked us. :-D
     
  11. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    No, when they like us they hit us and throw things at us.:-D
     
  12. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Trust women to turn a bug thread into a dating thread;

    "I have a bug problem I need to solve."

    "So what guy do you go for the guy who protects you from the bug or the guy who holds it in your face?"

    "Forget the bugs,I'll put on bridget Joneses diary and we'll discuss it over chocolate ice cream with sprinkles!"

    :-D

    I'm neither of those guys BTW,I'm the guy that eats the bug for a bet so you girls throw up in your mouths. Muhahhaha....
     
  13. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

  14. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Lol, we have them also. Have not seen one in a long time though. I don't know Rikky, those things smell horrible, they must taste horrid. :yum
     
  15. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    Geez Diamond why you so OBSESSED with why I've not got a girlfriend:confused

    I'm sorry I'm just not interested,but I'm flattered that you stay awake thinking about me at night ;)

    :-D
     
  16. Mrs.ACE

    Mrs.ACE Private E-2

    i have been bitten by one once. it hurts. it itches......its not pleasant
     
  17. silas

    silas MajorGeek

    Rarely have a run in with a stink bug in side a house. Usually once or twice a year Ive seen them. Mostly outside tho. I see them on the cement area and Id step on them. :-D
     
  18. ShelaghRoyale

    ShelaghRoyale Sergeant

    Hmm... now you got me curious...:confused

    I don't think we have those creatures in Canada...I could be wrong.
    We do have a problem with woodlice. When you squish them they smell like vinegar.

    I guess bugs are part of everyday living even the human kinds :p :-D

    Shelagh :)
     
  19. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Wait! They bite??? That just adds a whole different dimension to their horridness.

    I have no response to that (well, for this forum anyway) other than roflmao

    These particular stink bugs aren't native here Shelagh.

    An online quote:

    "The brown marmorated stink bug, native to Asia, got its name because of the pungent odor it gives off if stressed or squished. Scent glands on the abdomen and thorax cause the odor. ...The bugs are concentrated in Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Maryland, especially in the Western part of the state, he said."

    As far as I know, they haven't gotten to Canada. They like our region.:(
     
  20. brandypeppy

    brandypeppy MajorGeek

    I had a monster centipede run across my office floor the other day! When I first saw it, I thought it was a scorpion, but there are no scorpions in this part of the country. It got away before I could get it.

    The next day, I saw it again and stepped on it. It carried me for 3 feet before throwing me off. Looked like it had a dead rat in its pincers! Time to get the 12 gauge out.:-D:-D:-D
     
  21. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Yikes, and my 12 guage is broken!! Hope the AR-15 will work until the parts from Big Green show up.. :guns
     
  22. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major

    lol we have some around here not to many.

    I have been experiencing a ladybug invasion at my house lately. Went up to my room last night and literally had well over 500 ladybugs covering my walls and window. They don't stink but they freakin multiply like you wouldn't believe. Unfortunately I was forced to commit unspeakable acts of murder by vacuuming all the lil buggers up :cool
     
  23. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major

    haha Rikky your awesome man!! I drunkenly ate one of those huge lunar moths for 10 bucks last Summer :D The huge sacs are wicked nasty trust me on this guys.
     
  24. brandypeppy

    brandypeppy MajorGeek

    That is probably the Asian beetle or ladybug.

    And they do have an odor, takes quite a few to notice though.

    And they bite, a little nip.

    Our genius Dept of Ag introduced them to control aphids on soybean crops. That didn't work to well and now we are stuck with the bugs.

    We should put them all on a boat and ship them back to Japan! :wave:wave
     
  25. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    This is the ones I'm familiar with. poised and ready to spray, yuk
     

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  26. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    Yuck. I had them come in last fall. They were swarming around my big window in my entryway. I got spray and just kept spraying them. Soon I had dead ladybugs all over.

    The problem with them is that they come back to the same place every year to hibernate or whatever they do. They get worse and worse. I had a friend that had thousands all over her wall in her one room. She called the exterminator and they said it's actually illegal to exterminate them because they are considered a good bug (which they are...in your garden) . She said fine, come and spray my whole house for all other bugs. They were fine with that and no more lady bug problem.



    Ewww...it does look ready to spray.
     
  27. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    roflmao...and leave it to a guy to turn a bug thread into an 'I eat bugs' thread.
     
  28. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major

    lol Rikky is always good to spin a thread around :D Bugs = good source of protein!!
     
  29. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    to bad you couldn't collect them and sell them. We/Dan has to buy them every year seems like. The eat aphids and other thing smaller then them, which doesn't leave much :-D

    Ewww, is the smell :-D unmistakable musky odor
     
  30. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major

    oh geez you can sell em. I could've made bank!
     
  31. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    I believe they're for sale on ebay as well as nurseries
     
  32. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    Is there a market for stinkbugs? They are easy to catch. :-D
     
  33. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    roflmao you never know
     
  34. Rikky

    Rikky Wile E. Coyote - One of a kind

    A couple of summers back ate a slug just for bet,no cash,someone just bet me I wouldn't eat it after a few beers,I'm like Marty Mcfly in Back to the future when someone calls him chicken :-D

    I did kinda wimp it because I didn't chew and pop it I just swallowed it whole,I was fine but if I recall a couple of GUYS started heaving and one spewed a bit even though I ate was the one eating it :-D
     
  35. brandypeppy

    brandypeppy MajorGeek

    :confused:confused:confused

    I know of some butterflys and larger beetles, but ladybugs??
     
  36. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    Oh my god. I think I might have just started heaving myself just thinking of it. Slug trumps any other type bug. :puke Jeez Rik.
     
  37. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    As far as being illegal to exterminate? That's what they told her. I'm sure it has to do with the fact that they are a very beneficial insect as long as they aren't swarming your house.

    The only other bug I know of that I believe it's illegal to kill are Praying Mantises. and maybe Monarch butterflies?
     
  38. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major

    slugs seem like they would go down fairly smooth haha I had to crunch the moth once in my mouth then I chased it with a beer :-D
     
  39. Spad

    Spad MajorGeek

    I thought that's what the girls do to guys they like! :confused

    We have stinkbugs in Indiana, but I've never had a problem with them - we don't often see them, to be honest.

    I stepped on one, once, to see what it smelled like, and didn't detect an odor at all . . . I was outside though, so that might have something to do with it. That, and my sense of smell isn't very sensitive. Fresh skunk spray doesn't seem that bad to me, for example - I mean, it's not nice but It's easily bearable.

    Boiled cabbage, now, reeks to high heaven.
     
  40. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member

    I stink bugs are all across the US. This particular species of them, though, is from China and does stink horribly.
     
  41. brandypeppy

    brandypeppy MajorGeek

    Three pages on a stink bug thread??:confused:confused

    My God, you people, GET A LIFE!!
    :-D:-D:-D
    (So what am I doing here?)
    :wave:wave:wave;);)
     
  42. dyamond

    dyamond Imelda Marcos of Majorgeeks

    well part of it was about what guys do when they like girls then the guys turned it into a bug eating thread. so it isnt 3 whole pages on stinkbugs :-D
     
    Last edited: Apr 27, 2010
  43. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    Bugs! Everyone's got them...or eats them. :-D

    A life you say? Is there such a thing? lol
     
  44. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    Oh man, you should see what we get. I was told they're water bugs, bull, giant roaches more like it. First time I saw one it was hard to smack it being it was so big it was more like a small animal. I think I poisoned us last year trying to keep them away. I never use insectcides, was that or a whip and a chair. (UGH!!! shiver)
    This photo doesn't do it justice, so big, some dark.
     

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  45. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Damn, in my last house I rented, the store room roof leaked. I dropped a bug bomb in it, (shivers) they poured out of it most were dying. My skin crawls when I think about that.

    Best thing for those things, Bengal Roach Spray. I swear by it. http://www.bengal.com/roach.htm

    @ Brandypeppy, you know this will become a 10 page or more thread now. :-D
     
  46. LauraR

    LauraR MajorGeeks Super-Duper Administrator Staff Member


    Weird. I thought I responded to this.

    Anyway, roaches are the worst! When I was little, if you went downstairs at night when everything was dark, flip on the lights, you'd see the roaches running across the living room to hide. Nasty things.
     
  47. Fred_G

    Fred_G Heat packin' geek

    Roaches are the original virus. I hate them almost as much as wasps. :guns:guns
     
  48. darlene1029

    darlene1029 A Grand Lady- R.I.P. 06/06/2012

    The only time I've ever seen anything like this was in San Diego in the 60's they gathered around street lights poles.

    I used some spray, Home Defense. One of my daughters said it was orderless. I sprayed outside and in. Dan and I were sick, thought it was flu. The doctor asked me if I had been around any poison, I had forgot said no. Lucky I didn't kill us. Think I'll stick to a shoe. Thanks anyway Fred.
     
  49. silas

    silas MajorGeek

    At the apartment we get what I found to be house cenepedes http://meanderthal.typepad.com/dope/images/2007/08/26/house_centipede_2.jpg Could get worst picture but I just got something less graphic lol. But in this apartment they hang on the screens that are covering the windows(up in a brick apt on 4th floor) Also just found one in tub 2 nights ago 3 inches long or so.. But there quick as heck and we keep getting more.
     
  50. abz1nthe

    abz1nthe Command Sergeant Major


    now them are nasty lookin things..
     

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