what is your favorite quote

LOL Angie! He never quits does he?

 

He told me to fix your typo :-D

He's been in rare form this week, I think he's personally gunning to thin out the ranks. You know who he's targeting (MM), I think he's going to make him "submit a sample" and send him out the door.

 

pfft...we were apparently fixing it at the same time.:-o:-D

I know! There hasn't been a dull moment since I've been back from NY!LOL

Every time he fires someone I get to go shopping....WooHoo!!! Yarn/beads credit! roflmao

 

You might get to go on the shopping mall world tour if he keeps up this rate :-D

Gotta go...important mission planning meeting and he'll hog all the dounts :-D

 

"God is great, beer is good & people are crazy."
- Billy Currington from the song "People are Crazy"

 

I'm not big headed but i do have reason to be

 

spine tingling

 

I know this is not a quote, but I thought you might enjoy the advert from our local free newspaper, STUD FARM, PART TIME WORK AVAILABLE WOULD SUITE ACTIVE PENSIONER

 

from naruto

"if he rips off my legs ill punch him if he rips off my arms ill bite him if he rips off my head ill haunt him forever" naruto from the shippidun episodes

 

Pet rock, from MG thread 156596 :-D

What you need is a weather rock

If rock is wet, it is raining.
If rock is green, it rained a while ago.
If rock is white, it is snowing.
If rock is shaking, there is an earthquake.
If rock is dry, the weather is fair.
If rock is swinging, it's windy.
If rock is warm, the sun is out.
If rock is not visible, it's dark outside.
If rock is under water, there is a flood.
If rock is gone, there is a tornado (Run!!)

 

"There's no right or wrong, just popular opinion"....12 monkeys

 

My two cents

Gee...(hmm wonder what this does...)...eek! gee-eek!


And of course your not a full blown geek rolleyes if you dont know which series of movies and prequils featured this saying at least once in every episode.
"I've got a bad feeling about this".

From ren and stimpy the horse
No sir! I dont like it.

From stimpy himself -
Joy!

And any movie with the following is a compulsory watch...yes... even.:-o..starship troopers had it,
Kill them, kill them all.

Surprisingly Im not a bloodlusting warmonger...quite the opposite. l8r world:wave

 

LOL

 

Hard work doesn't scare me in the slightest.
I can lay down right next to it and take a nap as easy as you please.

 

"Baptized by fire, I wade into the river that is running to the promised land."

 

....

 

Babies are being born with a mortal sin.... that's what we were taught as Christians. No escape huh?

 

Not my atheist babies:-D We're clean :-D

 

EDIT: Pardon me... should be "original sin", whatever that means.

Rikky: Never seen an "sinner" baby. :-D

 

Not everyone gets to be an Astronaut...

SOMEBODY has to cook the French Fries.

 

funny huys but rikky i dont quite like how yours promote sin

and i thought of one the one day i had a friend ask me if i think outside the box i told them "no i blew it up and built a work shop" - red death68

 

I used to be behind before but now I am first at lastrolleyes

 

It's not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or when the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worth cause; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who at the worst if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat. Theodore Roosevelt

This quote has gotten me through alot.



Also my Dads advice "Never under any circumstances what so ever, never ever ever agree when your woman when she asks you 'Do i look fat'."

 

You spend 9 months getting out of something that you spend the rest of your life trying to get back into.

 

i guess i just depends on who you are my bro is a total momas boy he wouldnt quit crying when he moved away whereas i am totaly independent by nature granit id miss my mom but i wouldnt cry about it

 

Dude 9 months:-D When you mature a little more these things will come to haunt you,you not me I'm too ugly:-D

 

"I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work"

-Thomas Edison when asked about the lightbulb

"If you try to fail and succeed in doing so, have you failed or succeeded?"

-I dont remember where I heard that

"Man created God in his own image."

-Ludwig Feuerbach

 

well at leaste you admit it

 

I think the joke got lost some where.

 

or turn the light off

 

From a Rush Limbaugh email newsletter: "What Are the Differences Between God and Barack Obama? For one thing, God doesn't think he's Obama."

 

when you find yourself in hell, keep your head down and keep on walking. with any luck you'll get out before the devil even knows your there. - country and western lyric.

 

"Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream. " - Rush Limbaugh

"So true, its kind of like what talk radio does for unattractive men" - Stephen Colbert

 

Now I generally dislike hiphop, R 'n' B and rap but daughter no. 2 was playing DJ Ironik and I heard this line. It sums up everything I believe in.

Everyone is human, everyone is equal, don't listen to nobody, cos everyone is people.

Makes a change from gangsta shooting and violence crap.

 

That got me thinking of some of my favorite rap quotes

“Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight, Why am I trying to see, when there aint nothing in sight, Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try, Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die? someone tell me why” -Tupac

“since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we r*pe our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one” -Tupac

“we wouldn't ask why a rose that grew from the concrete for having damaged petals, in turn, we would all celebrate its tenacity, we would all love its will to reach the sun, well, we are the roses, this is the concrete and these are my damaged petals, dont ask me why, thank god, and ask me how” -Tupac

 

There's beaauty in everything but not everybody can see it

 

"A promise never made can not be broken, and can never break a heart."

 

heres a god smack quote that comes to kind when people wont quit bugging me

"get back, get back on track, get off of my...back"

and probably one that a few slightly older people might get is the slogen for war games

"war games where the only way to win the game is to not play at all"

 

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence." -- George Washington

"May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead!" -- Old Irish toast

" . . . Babies are born innocent. They are not, however, born with a knowledge of what is right or wrong, good or evil - no "moral compass" is given us as a birthright. A childs knowledge of such things is learned . . ." -- Spad (from a paper I once wrote. No one said you couldn't quote yourself! :-D)

 

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.

"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."

"Women are like cell phones. They like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button, and you'll be disconnected."

"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things."

 

It was by an unknown author.
As for running, "i can only wish":-D

 

along the same lines.

"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

 

“Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
Albert Einstein

I say this at work everyday. My employers keep making the same mistakes and wonder why things keep going wrong. :banghead

 

Employers are allowed to make mistakes but employees get fired!

 

I had a little chuckle to myself when i saw your reply Karen (who works for the same employer as you) tells me of some of the blunders she has seen but Teflon man (the boss) always manages to come away looking clean.