Russian Spies in the US !!!!!!!

Do they live anywhere near any of our US friends in here !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/us_and_canada/10442223.stm

Rusty !

 

Russian spies have been in the US since, oh, 1930 or so. The ones caught are bad spies, thus why they got caught. :-D

 

Don't they mean have a life?

"You are tasked with the horrid job of going to America,going to school,getting a job and having a life,its going to be arduous mission comrade!"

I wonder how many volunteered? :-D

 

See, that's a good spy technique. Much better than a red and white sticker on the shirt saying "Hello, My Name Is Spy". :-D

 

I bet it only started out as a 6 month mission but then 30 years later

Russian command - It must be hell over there comrade living with those capitalist pigs!Are you ready to come home to the motherland?The weather has improved over here Valinsky only lost a half a finger to frostbite this year.

Spy - It's a living nightmare comrade but I'm not ready to come home yet I'm deep in a mission as we speak,I'm driving my new Mercedez Benz to the golf club to play a quick back nine with some American pigs to information gather,I'll report in a few years.

:-D

 

LOL, there's probably Canadian spies in the US too trying to figure out when they're finally going to invade us!:-D

 

Yup,MI6 have slackened off their selection process due to the recession :-D

 

And who would want to invade Canada? rolleyes

 

Bet ya!! I've read somewhere that there are USA flags for sale with 61 stars on it. Preparing for the invasion/annexation eh? The drawback is that we've got 10 provinces and 3 territories. Somebody's got to go back to school and adjust the stars. LOL Hope no-one would think of adding vertical stripes to the flag either.

 

"The seven red stripes represent hardiness and valor; six white stripes stand for for purity and innocence. There's a blue field for perseverance and justice. And, of course, 50 stars for each of the 50 states."

And then you have this. http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Dallas-store-sells-US-flag-with-61-stars-97280689.html

GRRR! Is all I think I can say in a family forum.

 

Add seven stars and you can have Australia, too.

 

None were arrested near my neck of the woods. Damn commies . . . :mad . . .

. . . wait - they aren't commies anymore, are they? I dunno what to call 'em now (this was much more fun during the cold war). :confused

Um . . . how about "Damn former commies that are probably still bent that way but can't actually be called commies anymore!" :mad

Nope. Just not the same.

That was Saturday, augie. We got bored and came home . . . your beer tastes funny . . .

 

Haha I already had a joke ready about being made in China but it actually was ! I don't know what's funnier that the flag has 61 stars or that the Chinese managed to sell pallet loads of them in America:-D

Does anyone know where this is from or if it's true,out of interest?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_United_States

 

Got it

http://www.memorials.com/Flag-Cases-Flag-Color-Meaning-information.php

 

"Haha I already had a joke ready about being made in China but it actually was ! I don't know what's funnier that the flag has 61 stars or that the Chinese managed to sell pallet loads of them in America"

I have a friend here that hand sews historical flags. He has been selling historical British flags for around $600 each. I guess the British can't make flags either. :-D:-D

My current flag was made in China, and given to me by an Iranian immigrant... Interesting history about the different flags. I want to get a nice cloth flag one day. Perhaps one of the historical ones.

Links for the bored: http://www.flags-flags-flags.org.uk/british-flag.htm

http://www.flags-flags-flags.org.uk/american-flag.htm

 

Did you see the photo of the girl who hid under the bed !

"SSSSSSSSHHHHHH !!! Don't tell the wife " the guy who owned the house must have been saying ! :droolLOL

 

I like the history of flags,our English flag the George cross is pretty interesting it would seem we really can't make flags we just steal them :-D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_George's_Cross

We just had a box of flags got out whichever wouldn't land us a cannon ball to the hull:-D

 

I live about 20 minutes north of one of the spies. Pretty messed uprolleyes

 

I hope the American ones are OK:-D