I have a problem.

I can't dance

Seeing as how I don't go to parties much, I don't know how to dance. I learned that guys SHOULD NOT put their hands on the girls shoulders.:-o

Anybody else have embarassing moments like that?

 

(Sharp intake of breath) OMFG. YOU DID WHAT?
Put your hands on a girl's shoulders during a dance? You.......Lothario that you are. Seriously, is that a problem with girls nowadays? Jeez, when I was your age, when dancing with a young lady (for want of a better word) it was seen as a downright riposte if the young gentleman (roflmao) didn't place his hands on a bit of his partner's body that caused unusual sensations to course through his post pubescent glands. Followed by the stinging sensation of a hand hitting the face at Mach 2. The good old days.
Dawg.....Is it only the shoulders that are considered the height of bad manners to put your hands on nowadays? Or am I picking things up wrong. As usual.

 

I know what you mean,Joey.
Face felt that impact several times while growing up.:-D Right arm around the waist gets tired.rolleyes Hand (accidentally) drops to the tush area. WHAM.Seeing stars.:cry

 

Well, I don't think young ladies applys for any of my friendsrolleyes

But yeah, apparently, girls on the guys shoulders, guys on the girls waist.

 

If not ladies, what do you call them? Easy?

 

roflmaoroflmaoroflmaoroflmao

OWCH ! That used to hurt, the yawn in the cinema outstretch the arms then dropped behind the girl, then start the old WHT ( wandering hand trouble ) then SCABOOM and then :-o Oops ! sorry was that me the touched you there !

 

Your problem Dawg is you're too young to drink. I'm an INCREDIBLE dancer after several drinks. Just ask me.:-D:-D


Disclaimer: The need to impress girls with your dancing prowess is no excuse to take up drinking until you've reached legal age.
This also applies to karioke and public nudity.

 

It's simple Dawg, you should alway dance like nobody is watching.
Dancing is supposed to be fun, people who are so heavily into it they take offense to things are not having fun and therefor are benieth you and do not deserve your ready wit and charm on the dance floor.

 

Matt could not dance either and he went viral

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

 

You guys obviously picked the wrong girls to dance with. See, you only get the slap if she doesn't like you. If she likes you, you get the firm grab that moves your hand away, and that kind of glare that's partly anger and partly challenge. You know the kind of glare I mean. Unless of course you were so unlucky growing up that you never had that happen to you...

 

He is probably looking for the type that will take his hand from the waist and PERSONALLY place it a bit lower.:-D
How does that sound, Dawg?

 

Sounds like the birthday girl:-D

 

So... what exactly were your hands doing on her shoulders anyway? What kind of dancing were you up to?

 

Yeah :-o

 

Well... that has also been known to happen...

 

Waist? Personally, I find a bit higher keeps the temptation to a minimum.

 

At that age, the females are just as susceptible to temptation as the males.
They just hide it better.

 

As previously stated: not the girls I hang out with

 

Which is it?
Not susceptible, or don't hide it?:confused

 

Don't hide it

 

Not her temptation, mine.