Happy Birthday Nedlamar!

I'll smoke you something alright... :guns


:-D

Don't you even think about it http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy290/lotzasmilies/fist.gif

Lies!! I don't even have you added to messenger

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Aww man, a girls vs boys fight that hijacks my thread and I miss it? come onnnnn

Although here's a fact about the whole "Boys can't multi task"

This is only true of one thing, you see, we can pee and brush our teeth at the same time, drink, smoke and eat, talk and eat, walk, talk and eat while drinking....until it comes to farting.... ever noticed that?... when a guy flatulates... he must stop all other activities and push :-D

This is why guys rawk!! :strong

Nothing to do with anything really, but it's been a long day and I work with 15 women and 1 guy, so I do these fights all day long, you girls are so easy to wind up :-D

 

Just for you, Ned. :innocent

 

I am sooooooo buying one of those when they come out, this guy will be rich!!

 

My point:-D

I crash and burn A LOT but I've learnt to put myself outI'm probably one of the least sexist men you'll ever meet,I feel a thread coming on:cool

 

Happy B-day buddy! Hope it was a good one. :celebrate

 

How can that be your point when you said I ignore you :-D


You lot of guys are much like my RL guy friends..... annoying :neener



Kidding (sorta) :-D

 

Annoying? ..... Us?..... absolutely :strong

When god created woman, he made a machine capable of logical thought, multi tasking, reproduction, self sustaining with an ability to move and operate in packs to such a high efficiency that it lead to adverse effects, such as flappyness (panic), high pitch noises and a complete lack of the ability to stay calm.

At this point he figured he needed to counter this, so he created man. It then worked like this.

Woman... Does everything... gets stressed, shouts... begins to go into complete chaos.
Man... Sit's in the corner reading the paper pretending to listen and staying calm but at the same time making sure woman doesn't explode completely.

then he realised man had tendancies to get frustrated with woman high pitched noises and uncontrolable weird brain activity, man would then get confused and begin to head down the same road as woman.

So god thought to himself, this is perfect if I could just create a distraction for man so he could stay calm and help keep woman in operational function.

It was at this point he made boobies :strong

Problem solved :-D

 

roflmao you are a riot, Ned.

 

Do we have to do this now honey?I'm tryna have a beer and watch the game after a hard day.

Your mothers been round again hasn't she? Every time that woman comes round it's like walking into a buzz saw when I come in.

:-D

 

Don't you misquote me http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy290/lotzasmilies/bash.gif

 

Accident

 

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure :-D

 

Every day :-D

 

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Whoa! I thought it was motc gonna get both barrels from dyamond. Much as I like to see misogyny alive and well and living on planet earth, the instigatorial element in this (hijacked) thread, needs to be addressed. That means motc getting dumped on by dyamond smiles.
I've enjoyed seeing dyamond verbally ripping you a new shitter, Rikky, but the truth is motc deserves to be castrated and his jojonas used to decorate dyamond's new pair of shoes for dissing her. There's no need for it.
Just saying. :innocent

 

I would agree or dissagree to everything you just said JOTS...... if I had any idea what you just said, see I was reading this thread and someone said "Boobies" and I completely lost the jist of what was going on.

So, in closing I would like to say that the only time a door is not a door, is when it's ajar....carrots.

 

http://facepwn.com/posters/boobies-ifnotfunny.jpg

 

motc doesn't seem to be putting up much of a fight, so as usual, I win

definitely :-D

 

Teach her motc,show her why we control the TV remote!

 

To distract you from the fact that we control everything else. Duh.

 

Yea, it's because it's the only thing you CAN control

 

Jinx!!! LOL

 

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:-D

 

Doh http://i800.photobucket.com/albums/yy290/lotzasmilies/doh.gif You must have pushed enter mere nanoseconds before me :-D

 

And we rest our case...

 

Bedtime night peeps:zzz Play nice but not too nice I want something interesting to read in the morn!

 

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n82/Val_Strife/Emoticons/highfive.gif Mimsy

 

:highfive

 

High fives when I leave!:cry

I'm kinda hurt,if you cut me do I not bleed?

No:-D

 

We were high fiving because we proved out point

 

I would you do, it's no fun otherwise.

 

Sweet!I dunno though might take quit tidy sum?Maybe a concert, 'Rikkyaid?' :-D'You know you want to say it Tim:-D

Must be from a country with a higher GDP than the UK though,I've tried those Russian dates before,you have to marry them before they'll even come to a movie and then disappear before the honeymoon? :confused

 

Sure you don't want to add consonant to that Tim :-D

 

I don't think it counts as a date if he pays her for it, does it?

 

Can't we decide when its over?

Pleassseeee!

 

Some of those city girls are desperate for dates:confused They must be real lonely.

 

Your next course of action is obvious: Find out where this city is and go there. Maybe you can find one at a discount?

 

I've tried it,I asked would you like to come to a movie with me? She said I know what you mean honey and winked,I thought we see the new shrek a bit of light comedy and then maybe a pizza?

When she saw the movie was shrek she said I was a weirdo and left?:confused I'm not a big fan of CGI but mike Myers is a pretty funny guy.

I don't know what I'm doing wrong?

 

Laughter Rikky, make the girl laugh.... and at no point start talking about any of the following subjects.

Guns.
Computers/Technology (unless it's a phone or ipod)
Politics
Science.
Or any complaints about health or ailments.

Actually, maybe you should just learn body language :-D

 

First thing I ask a girl or a new aquantance is 'Are you religious' so I'm good.

Your probably thinking I'm just joking around now but its the truth:-D

 

You know I honestly thought before I hit post, should I include religion in there, then I thought, nah Rikky isn't that lame :-D

 

Life's too short for small talk :cool I've got sick of not fitting in and not being able to relate with anyone, I felt like I was just copying what other people talk about just to fit in,stuff I just don't care about.

I like religion not because I think its real just because I'm interested in the human mind,people's opinions and the reasons they believe in religion,I'm just tryna figure this place out,the universe,the world,humans place in it.

I have some Indian friends who are Muslim so when ever I talk to them I learn about their beliefs and the reasons for them and and have disagreements and discussions and its much more interesting than talking about the weather and crap like that.

My brother has banned me from bringing up Islam now though as I bring it up everytime when we go for a curry:-D How many restaurants do you know where you can go in for a meal and have an in depth discussion with the waiters,owners and chefs about religion and politics?:-D they actually give me free beer as an incentive to stay and finish the discussion.

 

Well I find that comendable Rikky, I love talking in depth about stuff, mostly weird stuff as you well know lol
Same idea, different approach.

But walking upto a girl in a bar and saying something deep and meaningful will likely get you funny looks and false phone numbers :-D

Life maybe too short for small talk but when you first meet people you have to use the old "Walk before you can fly" technique, small talk is used to figure out the basics of the person you are conversing with.
Admittedly this is just how I see it lol