Return of the Wench

Hola peevles.

LOL when I typed in the thread title it told me "Here are the similar threads we found: " and they're all about Virus returns. That's freaking hysterical.

A bunch of you new people (in the last.. 2 years or so) have no idea who I am. So, let me splain... no.. let me sum up. I'm a PITA and you will either love me or hate me. Pick one, and on we go.

So those who do know me, HI!!!! Where have I been? Bunch of depressing awful crap, don't ask. Everytime I think the sun is coming out, here comes that little black raincloud again.. and Noone needs to get dragged down by someone else's woes. So... all in all, it's been pretty crappy.

So to sum up the non crappy. I had my son last year, he's a year and a half old now. He's the funniest kid I've ever met. He's a RIOT and I enjoy tormenting his father endlessly with the fact that he spends his days dancing to lady gaga and wearing mommy's jewelry. Hehe.

The daughter will be turning 10 in two weeks. You heard me, Kahlyn is 10 years old and "Becoming a woman". Incase you're wondering, yes that makes you all old. She's going into 5th grade, likes boys, and has an attitude like a Kardashian so I may have to kill her. If you don't know what that is, consider yourself lucky.

Aaaannnd.. *drumroll please* Wenchie the 3rd will be born this upcoming October! It's a... BRAT! It has successfully avoided gender identification through TWO sonograms now. Specificially because I need to know who gets to share a room. It is officially my very last baby EVER and I'm going make that official as soon as it's out.

Other than that, things are liveable. Playing WoW a lot (Amalthia on Khaz Modan if any of you want to hook up) and running my very own guild. (midnightcarnival.info if you want to check it out, but don't sign up or anything unless you log on, make a toon and actually join my guild). They're a lot of fun, about 350 strong now. It's pretty much all I have to do lately, since I'm on bed rest.

Don't ask, it's depressing. But I'll live.

How is everyone I know?! People I don't know, who and how the hell are ya?! I look forward to getting to know you. Unless you piss me off, in which case, you'll suffer my wrath. And I have permission to be wrathful with in limits. Muahaha. Mods, the offer is still open for me to be mean to people you're not allowed to because you're a mod Just lemme know.

JK. I'm nice, for the most part.

Well, that was a long friggin post. I'm done now. I'll probably disappear again but at least you know i'm still alive. Love to all.

 

WENCHIE!!! :celebrate

We must celebrate this! I have vodka, cake, burgers, mixers, rum... you don't get any drinks since you're pregnant, but don't worry, the rest of us will have your drinks for you. :wine Start the party!! :dancer

So are you getting Cataclysm?

 

Even if I'm in Labor I'm making the boy stand in line and buy me the special edition. I must have it! I have all the quests levels 1-80 MEMORIZED and I'm so looking forward to not being the walking Thottbot anymore. It shall be epic.

Uhg, I can't drink, i can't eat ANYTHING with fat in it (Read: Anything tasty) and all I have to say is this baby better be pretty damn cute. Meh, reason 4,352 never to do this again.

How are YOU?! What's new with you?!

 

Hi my wench! I missed having you around.... 3rd¿ wth? Are you crazy? Where has the time gone? Seems like yesterday little miss was little and being a major pain in the butt to you.... you should look back at my posts and see what's going on down here in the south... now maybe we can harrass the great Kodo

 

Great? When did he get "Great"? Did he get really fat?

She's still a pain in the butt, she's just bigger and better at it now.

 

Just wait until she hits 15! LOL

GAH! :eek Note to self: Avoid pregnancies. I like my food!

Well, if you've been gone for two years you missed my promotion with pay raise about a year and a half ago. Other than that... same as always. Gaming, collecting swords... oh, and getting back into anime.

Still happily married to the same guy as two years ago.

 

Yay for all of that, it sounds nice

I'm happily separated from my boyfriend of 5years. He's my housemate now and we raise the kids like a non gay Will & grace. He was so much like one of the kids that I just couldn't carry on as his equal, so I demoted him and reinstated my benevolant dictatorship.

Mostly gaming, since I can't collect anything nice or pointy, being as the kids will somehow manage to kill themselves. They're crafty and accident prone. The ER will tell you all about it.

Oh, and I love my food too. It's because my Gall Bladder is on the verge of bursting, but since I'm not pregnant enough they can't take it because it would either mean my baby had to live in a box for a month or that they'd have to cut right in after it instead of minimally invasive. It would herniate during the course of my pregancy and probably be all kinds of bad for me. So.. Blah. Since it's job is to breakdown fat, I can't have any. Otherwise it's like being stabbed violently in the ribs with a white hot poker. (It's not fun)

Blah.

I'll live. Evil never dies. After it comes out the first thing I'm going to do is eat a cake with a side order of Ribs and just take what I get. (I'll be able to eat fat again, I just wont be happy about it "later" to spare you the gory details) After that I'm going to go on a diet and get in shape and I plan to get a tummy tuck so I can feel good about myself for the first time ever.

I turn 30 in 3 weeks, and I never actually got to be young, so I'm going to try for pretty before everything I have drops to my knees It will be epic.

 

Okay, gall bladder problems sound horrible. Makes me feel better all I ever got was an ulcer.

Reason #8 not to have kids: My sword collection.

I knew it was good for something other than bragging rights and personal protection! :-D

Did you just call me old?!?!? :boxing Tread carefully with the age statements there...

You need to start collecting makeup so I have someone here to discuss foundation primers with! LOL

 

isn't foundation and primer kind of like the same thing? It's like lady white wash. If I start collecting make up will you tell me what the hell to do with it? (Hey now) Because I am just LOST.

 

No, no, no...! Think of it like painting a house. First you prepare the raw surface with a layer of "primer", then you apply the real paint. Similarly, the primer goes on under the foundation to make the skin surface smoother, less oily, and make the foundation stick better so you don't have to touch it up on your lunch because it's creasing and flaking around your nose and eyes. The primer also takes care of any "oil leaks" that might happen during the day, and keeps it from interfering with the foundation.

I'm a makeup geek nearly as much as I am a computer geek. My eye shadow collection hit the 100 mark a couple of months ago, something I'm quite proud of.

 

But it sounds so... Yucky. Not that I have anything natural to work with, but it sounds like slapping some shelac (sp?) on an old stump. Tee hee

I could give it a shot. I mean.. I think part of getting all pretty involves actually learning how to be girly, so I might give it a try.

 

That's BS. We're females, that means anything and everything we do is by definition feminine. We decide what's womanly by what we decide to wear and do. We do not change ourselves to fit a pre-created mold, we mold ourselves into what we want to be. End of discussion. (EDIT to clarify: there's no point trying to become "girly", you're already 100% feminine in every way )

And it gets very yucky if you use cheap or low-quality products (not necessarily the same thing!). A high quality primer and foundation not only can't be felt on your skin, they don't show up either. You just look like your skin is perfect and pretty.

 

So it's girly when I fart and threaten to mushroom stamp people with my epeen whilst insulting their manhood in comparison to mine while I shoot pixelated bad guys? I never really pictured that as feminine, but ok Tee hee.

 

Girly, feminine, womanly, bitchy... whatever word works.

And yes, pwning a guy in a videogame is uber-proof of female superiority. Obviously. :major

 

I am their queen. They spend all day telling me so unbidden too. Makes my ego ginormous. Course, it's all true, but that's not the point. I freaking rock

You play?

 

Not WoW, no. Looking at getting into Lord of the Rings Online when it goes free-to-play this fall and playing every single-player PC RPG I can get my hands on while waiting. I'm a cyclical MMO player, and since I drop out for months at a time, I just can't justify a subscription fee...

Right now, I'm back-stabbing darkspawn in Dragon Age.

That's another new thing since you left! I have unofficially declared myself the Superior Imperial Queen of the MG Games forum. :-D Sort of anyway... aside from the Lounge, that's where I spend most of my time on MGs now.

 

Oh, in my younger years (like.. 2 years ago ) I would have had to dethrone you... but I'm just so damn lazy now. Tee hee.

 

By all means, come on over... I'm all for a co-regent. It spares me the effort of searching for a scapegoat when something goes wrong.

 

I think I had the Wench virus - but it didn't have red hair and certainly wasn't artistic . . .

Welcome back - you were just being asked about the other day.

A co-regency with Mimsy and Wenchie? Now THAT would make one heck of a portrait!

 

The word you are looking for is "epic". :major

 

Nay, "Legendary"

 

I will have to get amanda to sign up here so she can talk makeup with y'all. Because she sells avon. Y'all can try me anyday on the game front just don't try me in battlefield2 I will have to knock y'all off afew times

 

Welcome back to the forums. I hope you find time to extend your stay.

 

Looks like Abby Sue took my suggestion seriously.
It's good to know people in high places with powerful strings.
The dark side is back.:-D:cry:-D:cry

And yes Wenchie, In the words of Judy Garland..."yes darling, behind every dark cloud...........there's another dark cloud!"

 

I'm just a little black rain CLOUD... hovering under the honey tree... I'm just a little black rain CLOUD... pay no attention to me!

 

Welcome back Wenchie! :cool

 

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Er... for what...? I'm confused. :confused

EDIT:

Oh! roflmaoroflmao

That made me laugh! Thanks. I shall wear my new title with great pride and strive to be worthy of it.

 

All.. thanks Bored.. best keep rooms you enter WELL LIT. I'm just saying... Mimsy, love the title.

 

WENCHIE!

You and Theresa are both back! It's like my worst nightmare I mean the best thing that has ever happened... ever rolleyes

Welcome Back!

 

*Sits on Zdawg and farts* How you been honey!? Missed you.

 

Welcome back, Wenchie. :major

Bazza

 

Missed you too! Only got banned twice in the past year

 

And one of the two was a prank so it doesn't count!

Did I mention yet that I'm very happy to see The Wench back?

 

I stand corrected, M'ladies :-o

All hail the epic portrait of the legendary Mimsy-Wenchie co-regency!

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

 

As always I hesitate to speak for you Wenchie, but I do like his attitude... I feel we should reward him somehow, perhaps by buying him a beer or two?

 

I have nothing witty or pithy to say so I'll keep it mundane, welcome back da nada.

@ Mimsy What an apropo title for you!roflmao I'm glad I'm out of Katana range.:-D Who knows where you could end up with a Borg implant or two!:eek

 

Possibly.. I was thinking more along the lines of not make his chains as tight when we enslave humanity, but hey! Your way works too.

Only TWICE?! Aaaaw *pinches cheeks* my little dawg is all grown up... *sniff* I'm so proud... and slightly disappointed because now who am I going to blame all the really really immature things I do on? Curses...

I vote Kodo.

 

But enslaving humanity sounds like... like... work... :eek

 

Good to see you again, Wenchie. Congrats on #3.

 

Hey wicked one, - congrats on the making of Wench V.3.0. Good see the young lad and Wench V2.0 are doing well. Ya didn't miss much here - just the usual playground fights and the Headmaster coming out with the big stick, (again) .
The bad Gall Bladder thing sucks, (I'll eat a bacon sandwich for ya, :yum).
Okaaay, so now we have a dual regency, between you and Mimsy, I can live with that :cool. I'll settle for just quietly getting rich in the background, LOL.
Don't be a stranger in this place.

 

I enslave men daily, on the in-tard-net, and they let me. Gamer girls are HAWT.

Phantom, put something else fatty on your bacon sandwich and tip it up for me. I'm dying.. i can't eat anything that isn't bland and stupid. I wish they would just kill me quickly and get it over with!

 

Here's a face I haven't seen in a while!! I'm sure I used to have you on Facebook? What happened?
Either way it's fab to see you back, missed your unique posting style

 

Oh, that was me. It wasn't personal, someone was using my facebook to cause problems in my family so I narrowed my facebook down to a core group. I figured anyone who missed me would add me back Add me back!

 

Welcome back wenchmeister :cool I saw Kodo lurking earlier too,troubles brewing :-D

 

The Lady is back! Hey Wenchie...you've always made me smile. Love the energy you through out, even though you're complaining of a lack of it. Sounds like interesting, but productive times with your young 'un growin' and a sibling companion on the way. Congracts! So long your new addition is happy and well...you take care girl.

For those newbies in MG:
Wenchie is really a honey...wicked and nice.

 

WB Wenchie!! Don't know you from Adam's, but your Rep precedes you on MG's:-D
Congrats on the new arrival

Cheers..